Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NCHusker

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    Patiently waiting for a bunch of celebs to put out a singing compilation video where they ask Sinema to protect voting rights
     
  2. Vito Corleone

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    Alabama doesnt deserve Saban
     
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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    pretty sure him and West did one in 2018
     
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  4. Josey Wales

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    Non pos old white coaches in sports is always refreshing.

    Also, please let us see Alabama chuds back tubby over saban because racism over cfb
     
  5. prerecordedlive

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    Saban’s is a diplomatic approach.

    I wish Kerr and Popovich were friends with Manchin so they could shame him out of existence.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    Hell yes Nick
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    The funny thing is the white people most afraid of losing power don't actually have any to begin with.
     
  8. dome foam

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    Did…not see this coming. Good for him.
     
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  9. seanofthedead86

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    Nick Saban fighting to save voting rights while KKKirby praised Kemp as a great leader at Georgia's parade.
     
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  10. El Tiburon

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    KKKirby will probably start a “Let’s go Brandon” cheer during UGA’s visit to the White House.
     
  11. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Saw a bumper sticker today that read “When I die, make sure I don’t vote Democrat”. Imagine the Right casting ballots for politicians with dead people’s SSNs and such.
     
  12. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    most clever chud bumper sticker I've heard of in years tbh
     
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  13. Josey Wales

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    What the fuck
     
  14. shaolin5

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  15. BudKilmer

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    I AM THE JOKER
     
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  16. shaolin5

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    I had some technical difficulties lol
     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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  18. shaolin5

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  19. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    rocket boy lil rocket man (elon) ranting about declining numbers of white people on twitter...
     
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  20. Bruce Wayne

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    You can take the boy out of apartheid South Africa but you can never...
     
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  21. Truman

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  22. shaolin5

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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Each Trump face is an adventure. One looks like Jack Kemp.
     
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  24. TAS

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    I seriously cannot tell if this is serious or a joke. Or if like some are serious and some are a joke
     
  25. TAS

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  26. TAS

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    Would be a little lame if tax evasion is the best thing this shitty country can pin on such a terrible human being, but whatever
     
  27. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Watch Trump get sentenced to two-year probation in 2023 and still get elected (via state rigging).
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    if it’s good enough for Capone.
     
  29. Gallant Knight

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    I wonder how many real estate developers could get popped for misleading asset valuations in tax filings? 99%? Higher?
     
  30. Gallant Knight

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    Oh wow when they wanted to refinance they said the asset was worth a shit ton

    when it came time to pay taxes they wanted it to be worth less

    New York AG: gotcha!
     
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  31. Gallant Knight

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    Trump donated land for a park and said it’s worth way more than market value

    ….weird all these paintings in this museum have a plaque that says donated by someone. I wonder why
     
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  32. Napoleon Bonerfart

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    Who gives a fuck? As long as he dies a criminal, that’s fine by me.
     
  33. NCHusker

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    Perhaps no real estate owners should commit fraud to avoid paying taxes. I understand that this may be a radical take
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Nah crimes are okay as long as everyone else is crimeing
     
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  35. Hank Scorpio

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    hell yeah! Just like how no one gets pulled over for speeding because everyone does it.
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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    This is grim

     
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  37. BellottiBold

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    Hopefully they start killing themselves

     
  38. prerecordedlive

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    Very cool that some silver spoon little bitch can just refuse to answer questions because he’ll either incriminate everyone around him with the truth or incriminate himself for spewing his bullshit under oath.
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’m fine with it. DOJ probably knows the answers to most of them already.

    He’d just lie and then have nothing happen anyways.
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If hearing about it makes you uncomfortable, imagine what living though it feels like, you fucking cunts

     
  41. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    That reads like an Onion headline.
     
  42. IV

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    So soft
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Because they didn't want to keep that crap in their house? I'm sure available wall space played a role at some point. And also that massive tax write-off.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    So, you're defending him for wire fraud, bank fraud, tax fraud, etc?
     
  45. 40wwttamgib

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    are we sure it's not because that little dumb fuck doesn't understand the questions?
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So I guess facts do care about your feelings…

    Weird
     
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