Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Butthead

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    Turned on Fox and Friends for a minute this morning

    Their intro back from the commercial break featured scary music, clips of people running through streets, and barbed wire wrapped around the headline BIDEN'S BORDER CRISIS

    I can see why grandpa is so worried
     
  2. ned's head

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  3. steamengine

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    I hired a babysitter the other day who said she’s paying $3500 a month to go to community college working towards her psych degree. While working as an au pair. And supporting her fiancee’s business. And she was grateful for that situation because she’s an immigrant.
     
  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Maher needs to go back to dropping n-bombs on TV in front of Ice Cube.
     
  5. Prospector

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    They want to return to the Dark Ages
     
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  6. TAS

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    They don't want to, but the damn evil libs forced them to
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. timo

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    1st off, Bill Maher is a turd.

    2nd, he does have a bit of a point in that the GOP is going to try to make this a loser issue for Democrats, and it will probably work because the Democrats are incredibly inept at turning winning issues into political capital.
     
  9. Beeds07

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    This is all tongue in cheek, but the obvious answer is for skilled professions like doctors, spend that money on your degree and stay in larger metropolis areas where you make more money to pay it back. Let’s see how much some podunk town in Iowa feels when their electrician, who they are saying kids need to become in lieu of going to college, needs to be their doctors.

    Let your mechanic handle your cities power grid.
     
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    Per month or per semester?
     
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  11. VaxRule

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    Doctors (depending on specialty) will frequently make more in the rural areas than they will in a major metropolitan area.
     
  12. steamengine

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    Month
     
  13. ned's head

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    Ah yes. Certainly a republican politician will be afraid to look like a hypocrite

     
  14. fattus

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    I don’t believe her.
     
  15. VaxRule

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    lol. Another person that thinks Republicans care about being hypocrites. What country have they been observing the past 10 years?
     
  16. —

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    This. Unless she’s taking 100 credit hours at community college that is.
     
  17. steamengine

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    It worked because I gave her a $3000 tip
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Nothing will happen
     
  19. ned's head

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    That's not true. Let's enter our predictions:

    • They won't cooperate. Media will be confused as to who is right, but we'll never truly know.
    • They will issue subpoenas to dems about their roles in cartoon character sexual orientation grooming. Media will prioritize this over whatever country we're currently trying to send hurricane nukes to.
    • Dems will comply.
     
  20. devine

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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    "Those subpoenas were illegitimate. Ours are not."

    I've untangled this gordian knot.
     
  23. VaxRule

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    “We were subpoenaed to talk about some patriotic Americans taking an orderly tour of the Capitol.”
     
  24. CaneKnight

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    These people deserve to be fed to some sort of wild animal they’d be so much more productive to society
     
  25. swiz

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  26. Prospector

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  27. Fran Tarkenton

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  29. Brocktoon

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    We've become desensitized because everything gets compared to Nazi Germany but this is pretty on the nose.
     
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  31. Beeds07

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    The mother fucking fuck
     
  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That guy 100% posts on Texags
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Just the tip?
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    didn’t his border stunt create some of the shit that has lead to this problem?
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    If every school shooter had been aborted there would be no school shooters.
     
  36. steamengine

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  38. afb

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  39. Josey Wales

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    How many years did that woman in Texas get for mistakenly voting? Bc they should give these chuds 10x that.
     
  40. Josey Wales

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    And in Texas they voted for Cruz. No doubt.
     
  41. beerme

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    fired? Isn’t this a huge story and punishable with like decades of prison?
     
  42. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes, it's many, many counts of voter fraud.
     
  43. steamengine

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    Luckily it sounds like the criminal court of appeals is addressing her situation
     
  44. —

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    I’m sure they will get reassigned to a more conservative district
     
  45. Truman

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    The border shit caused a lot of problems but I dont think the baby formula was effected by it.

    From what I read the FDA shut down a factory because they found some violations that made the formula unsafe.

    Seems like if 1 or 2 factories impacts supply this bad, we have a monopoly issue or just a huge market failure. Or both.
     
  46. steamengine

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  47. El Tiburon

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    Someone please summarize this article in 3 sentences written in crayon with lots of illustrations in the margin and hand it to Trump to read.
     
  48. —

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    “How the Republican Party being despicable on all fronts is bad for Joe Biden”
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    inflected or infected?