Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    It's not even a little bit about Trump imo, at least not for the actually intelligent people. He's just the useful idiot that can drive votes.
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    She's a bit Candace Owensesque.
     
  3. The Banks

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    Outside of racism, the number one tell of a trump supporter/conservative is a lack of empathy.
     
  4. TAS

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    Ehh. Even the "intelligent" ones are conspiratorial racists. I don't think they deserve near the credit you give them.
     
  5. JonathanCoachman

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    My vote goes to the red hat.
     
  6. *DIESEL*

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    These 'smoking gun' pieces would hit a lot different if he didn't do it literally right out in the open. I mean, he openly declared victory before the counting has finished, demanded that states stop counting the mail-in votes, sued each swing state that eventually went blue, instructed election officials in Georgia to "find the votes" to deliver their state to him, openly promoted and organized the January 6th rally, and then instructed the crowd at said rally to go march up to the capital and "take our country back" right as the EC votes were being certified. Is there really anything left needed to blow the lid off this thing?
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. JonathanCoachman

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    Chris Kyle (Honorable SEAL Sniper and renowned truth teller) shot hundreds of black people looting after Hurricane Katrina from atop The Superdome. I always wondered how that wasn't considered murder until now.
     
  9. *DIESEL*

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    Partially because there's no evidence that it actually happened. Dude was a notorious liar and such a fucking psycho that he actually made that story up in an effort to make himself sound badass or something?

    https://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/07/chris-kyle-medals/490751/
     
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  10. steamengine

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    He’s funded right wing projects for years
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Chris Kyle was such a gigantic piece of shit and tried to talk like a badass and got smacked by Jesse Ventura.
     
  12. JonathanCoachman

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    Guys. This is the Trump thread. "Truth teller" is never meant to be taken seriously. Chris Kyle was a lying sack of shit.
     
  13. steamengine

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    He’s a doctor too
     
  14. JonathanCoachman

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    The Bashir Al-Assad of the Bayou.
     
  15. NCHusker

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    Not all of them.
     
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  16. JGator1

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    I'm sure this polls at maybe 15% on the absolute top end yet if you listened to shithead gop politicians and dumbfucks in the media at least half of Americans wait till they're ready to have conceive a child before they have sex

     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    I'd only fuck her if it was in the butt, so we don't need birth control.
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    This country is a hell hole.
     
  19. timo

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    lifetime ban from twitter and a watchlist if I typed out what's going through my mind with this monster
     
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  20. Prospector

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    I hope her opponent runs ads w every person she fucked
     
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  21. Fudd

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    I don’t have white guilt, I just think it’s an objective fact that white people fucking suck and I hate them.
     
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    Did anti-vaxxer and Trump supporter Sage Steele get hit in the face with a golf ball at the PGA Championship?
     
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  23. EdmondDantes

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    something tells me no one has been lining up tap cross eyes and this is coming from a place of jealousy
     
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  24. Beeds07

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    From an outsider standpoint my reply would be “Looking at this countries history with literally every minority, how can you not be a little embarrassed?” I feel like ashamed is a stretch, but should people feel bad? Yup.
     
  25. Hank Scorpio

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    Of course. I think where a lot of the dummies get hung up is thinking they're being blamed for past atrocities. No, but you deservedly will get shit for continuing to bury your head in the sand which only helps to perpetuate the inequities that exist because of our history.

    And that's only the assholes (I like to call the "not my problem" people) who aren't actively putting in the effort to make it worse.
     
  26. slogan119

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    Was 3-4 cars behind someone with a 3%er sticker on their SUV at Dunkin this AM. I’m already wondering what shitheel I’m behind and if I can somehow shit in their coffee.

    As the turn the corner of the drive thru, I see the guns spelling out “Fuck Joe & the Hoe.” Even better.

    Then the window rolls down and it’s a woman. Now I’m just speechless.
     
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  27. seanofthedead86

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    I saw this at the dealership last week.
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

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    What you think I rap for, to push a fuckin' Rav 4?
     
  29. Hank Scorpio

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    My wife went to our niece's HS graduation in Leesburg FL last night. She was surprised by all of the Trump 24 hats/shirts on display by the families and the fact that a "Let's Go Brandon!" chant broke out during the ceremony.

    I simply laughed at her for being surprised. The coastal cities are bad enough. Central Florida is a chud moron utopia.
     
  30. JonathanCoachman

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    The 17 is for Q and not his favorite Nascar driver I assume. When was the last “Q Drop”? I guess he is like god and just checked out and doesn’t communicate with us anymore.
     
  31. BlazingRebel

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    Saw this the other day
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    The knuckle dragging mouth drooling racists that love the fuck out of MAGA but also support the AT conservatory need to be <redacted> in public. Your fucking limp dick god wanted to completely destroy national parks.
     
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  33. VaxRule

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    White privilege is ignoring any connection to other white Americans because this country never systematically discriminated against you based on race. It’s real easy for white people to just look at bad things white people have done in the name of whiteness and just say “wasn’t me.”
     
  34. Prospector

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  36. steamengine

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    Bonk
     
  37. The Banks

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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Thankfully the Shaggy It Wasn’t Me defense has a 100% efficacy rate when I’ve told black people about grandpappy Johnny C. As long as you let it be known that what your ancestors did was immoral and wrong, BLM will do you no harm.
     
  39. *DIESEL*

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  40. BudKilmer

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    Good thing we don’t teach CRT!
     
  41. NYGator

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    I was walking the other day and saw the NY license plate Lockrup. I just don't get the level of energy and stupidity it takes for that to be so important to you that you need to broadcast that to everyone.
     
  42. Prospector

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  43. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    This school is about 30-40% black. The two students who did it got suspended, and better find another school because they’re in for routine ass beatings from here out.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Lighten up and get laid once in a while Jacky.
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    It's almost like old testament God and new testament God were two separate Gods.
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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  47. BellottiBold

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    Oh, I can imagine it...
     
  48. chuckmasterflex

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