Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    not that I need any more proof after the first tweet but if this guy is real he is a complete pos and needs a baseball bat to the back of the head.
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    First they came for the...
     
  3. Jc6

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  4. The Banks

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    Weren’t the tours of the Capitol by bad actors known on like January 6.5?
     
  5. cutig

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    Feel like that never got substantiated did it?
     
  6. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    If Joe Biden would have guided a bunch of libs to overthrow the election of Donald Trump, we would have had full blown ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trials with Senators and Congressmen drowning in the frozen Potomac by this point.

    Meanwhile the Dems are now just interviewing the people we all knew gave the insurrectionists the map. This committee wont end up holding anyone accountable because the two parties are playing completely different games. Pathetic.
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah this thing is getting shut down after November so it’s just another pathetic example of how the Democrats are completely worthless in accomplishing anything.
     
  8. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    What will happen:
    -Dems wrap up committee before the election
    -release findings to DOJ and public
    -Dems lose the house
    -DOJ attempts to hold anyone accountable
    -GOP controlled house and conservitive media loses their minds
    -DOJ backs off

    Fin.
     
  9. Buns

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    Lol fuck the “January 6th committee” and all the dem establishment. Literally nothing resembling a consequence is coming. Just gotta make peace with the fact we are less than 3 years away from a full authoritarian regime.

    I just hope the new maga overlords don’t ban soccer from being played here.
     
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  10. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    When they didn't immediately throw people in jail I knew we were done
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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  12. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Is that the best grift yet?
     
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  13. TAS

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    Someone else made a comment about the world being a better place if Herschel Walker wasn't around to grift veterans out of their money, but I think there will always be tons of conservative assholes like this group that can easily fill the vacuum.
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    One of my wife’s coworkers and her partner exclusively wore black rifle coffee clothing. So cringe. I wouldn’t be surprised if BRC sold more in clothing/merch than coffee.
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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    Damnit, I want to grift conservatives.
     
  16. BudKilmer

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  17. beerme

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    how about GLOCK male enhancement pills. Every time you get an erection w them we donate to protect pistol rights. Our pistols don’t have pronouns
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    advertise on Joe Rogan and Alex Jones and you are a billionaire
     
  19. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    If you were an accelerationist, that was the moment you had been waiting for. And nothing. It’s all bad on the other side. There is no bottom.
     
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  20. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj pro anti anti
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    add a TACTICAL and youre set for life
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s really simple. These are the people who bought commemorative coins off a commercial thinking they’re going to be rich off of them.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    They do.
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    The end of the letter is fun (it's always a Democrat at fault):


    "What I am about to say may seem a bit harsh, Mr. Hafer, but is said with some authority. If you don't plan on responding to my letter and/or promptly preparing an "action plan," then I believe it's best you wind down Black Rifle Coffee, return what public money is left on the Company's balance sheet, and retreat to whatever bunker you came out of to do what you do best – donate money to the Democratic Party and smear conservatives as racists. The irreparable damage I believe your greed likely caused shareholders will never be repaid. We and veterans like my father, former customers, and shareholders must hold you accountable for any further exploitation of Americans for your personal gain."
     
  24. seanofthedead86

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    Fuck BRCC and fuck anyone that actually bought any of their stock thinking they weren't anything more than a grifting bunch of fucks.
     
  25. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Find the grievance issue of the day and back it. Straight cash homey. BRCC probably had money coming in faster than they could count it once they aligned with Kyle Rittenhouse.
     
  26. Josey Wales

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    They’re the “do the bare minimum” party. Do nothing isn’t quite fair and I think “do harm” best characterizes the GOP.

    In the same way we can point to negative societal things as being symptoms of capitalism, I think it’s high time we begin to consider that maybe people fucking suck.
     
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  27. ~ taylor ~

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    I can promise you that people fucking suck.
     
  28. Jc6

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    The ineffectiveness of Democrats should always be tied to the fact that the gop obstructs literally everything. Not defending Democrats. Democrats have to play by different rules.

    I am as frustrated as everyone else at the Democrats ability to lose battles even when they have the winning hand. The inability to frame issues when the facts our on our side has to stop.
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    Is black rifle coffee also tied into that Nine Line Clothing bc that stuff is awful
     
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  30. Name P. Redacted

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    Ideologically tied but different companies I think
     
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  31. seanofthedead86

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    Yeah the Nine Line HQ and the store on River Street in Savannah both have a BRCC bar inside.
     
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  32. Jc6

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  33. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  34. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  35. BudKilmer

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    “205 truths” slayed me :laugh:
     
  36. Prospector

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    didn't expect the Houston Chronicle to Oilsplain their local readers

     
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  37. Prospector

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  38. IV

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  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Although Hearst, they just won a Pulitzer and are a very good paper. Best people around.
     
  40. slogan119

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    Trumpy. Bear.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  43. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    those dumbfucks have been clamoring for another civil war since the last time they got their asses kicked. they're too old, too dumb and too fat to leave their double wides for an extended period of time to fight a fucking war. They're just loud mouthed losers.
     
  44. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Just cut off cell phone service and the internet for all the states that are “uprising” and wait until they apologize to get the services turned back on. Americans couldn’t make it 2 weeks without being able to eat in an Applebees to possibly save their own lives or their family’s. There’s no way they make it a couple of days without being able to shit post and binge watch tv.
     
  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    People clamoring for a time when a gallon of gas only cost 1/3 of an hour of work for minimum wage earners. Weird they can’t get people to work.

     
  46. timo

    timo molto bene
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  47. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    i would very much like to hunt junior
     
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  48. timo

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    put a pile of cocaine out as bait imo.
     
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  49. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  50. El Tiburon

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    Ever notice how the US was directly involved in armed conflict with Germany and collectively masturbates to veterans of WWII, and never directly fought Lenin, Mao or Stalin like they did Hitler? It’s almost like American audiences don’t give a shit about villains that are limited to only their own countries.