Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    Well said. I'm still gonna laugh when someone inevitably adds a stephen a "BUT" at the end
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

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  3. BlazingRebel

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  4. bro

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    Lol wut
     
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  5. aisle seven

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    How could anyone even pretend to be mildly surprised by this?

     
  6. HowdyHorns

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    Alex Cross questions this statement.
     
  7. bro

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    I’m confused at why that’s interesting
     
  8. Where Eagles Dare

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  9. afb

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    bc trump never pays anyone anything

    so he's curious how someone actually got paid
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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    These replies are delicious
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    Dumbest mfs on the planet
     
  12. Mix

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    Strong let's just do it and be fucking legends energy.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    they have to pretend to be shocked and that we are stupid. If they cared about America trump would be on trail for sedition/ treason.
     
  14. afb

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    isn't the text about Duncan Hunter, the dude from San Diego?
     
  15. nexus

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    Rose has been betrayed
     
  16. BudKilmer

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    Trump pardoning Hunter Biden would have been the most hilarious non sequitor in American history
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    right up there with a letter of recommendation from Hunter on behalf of Tucker’s chud spawn.
     
  18. bro

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    dumbest timeline
     
  19. timo

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  20. Truman

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  21. PeterGriffin

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    Pepsi Co PR office right now
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  22. PeterGriffin

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    Excel is one powerful bitch. Can’t make a gun database though, too difficult.
     
  23. Truman

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  24. IV

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    where can I get that spreadsheet
     
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  25. Hank Scorpio

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    did they factor in poverty?
     
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  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    Clearly gangs are heading to rural areas. Simple.
     
  27. PeterGriffin

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    Idk, I don’t have tiktok, maybe in the comments of it.
     
  28. Truman

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  29. afb

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  30. bro

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  31. Truman

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    fun way to find out bro hates good posting and has me on ignore.
     
  32. bro

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    you wish
     
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  33. Prospector

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  34. timo

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    "weren't parading around like women" ---> motherfucker never read the lyrics to Yankee Doodle Dandy

    Yankee Doodle went to town
    A-riding on a pony,
    Stuck a feather in his cap
    And called it macaroni.

    [Chorus]
    Yankee Doodle keep it up,
    Yankee Doodle dandy,
    Mind the music and the step,
    And with the girls be handy.

    Father and I went down to camp,
    Along with Captain Gooding,
    And there we saw the men and boys
    As thick as hasty pudding.
    :yousoright:
     
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  35. IV

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    I don’t remember the full story but macaroni used to mean stylish
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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    this is a phrase we should bring back
     
  37. ned's head

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    Wish these people would all just go be lobbyists and get the fuck out of office

     
  38. Prospector

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  39. ned's head

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  40. newengland

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    Poverty and opioids. Same factors as the major cities but the “we don’t know why they are rising narrative” is a much easier article to write. The issues involving crime in the Bronx are the same as rural Vermont.
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

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    Please be true
     
  42. GoS

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    love this guy - want to sign up when I fucking remember to do so
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    This is probably fake and thus disgusting. The only reason it would be relevant is because it would illustrate her hypocrisy but it’s not real and therefore it’s meant to shame a woman for 1. Being a sex worker and two choosing to get an abortion neither which should be a reason to feel shame.
     
  44. timo

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    You're not wrong -- even if these allegations are all true, slut shaming, sex work shaming, and outing someone for having abortions is pretty bullshit.

    But (and you knew anyone responding would throw a 'but' in there), I think we are at the point where maybe we should be asking individuals who are about to pass laws that are going to force women to have children they don't want - laws that are going to kill women in droves - whether they've ever benefitted from abortion services.

    Like, if Ted Cruz paid for an abortion for a sex worker, fuck it, out that shit.
     
  45. Prospector

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    welp, she can sue them if it isn't true, let's head to discovery