Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Well now I have to
     
  2. Name P. Redacted

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  3. Doc Louis

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    Just the other day my cousin's kid was looking up a good congeal salad recipe and it linked right to gay porn. Just awful.
     
  4. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    This was your first good post
     
  5. Beeds07

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    Good to see the Catholic Church taking on their most pressing issues.
     
  6. Andy Reocho

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    I’m sure if the leader of that school was to touch some of the kids, they’d get their Catholic status back real fast
     
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  7. LookslikeUofI

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    "I asked many people in my district over the last few days, well over 100 people, if they knew what Juneteenth was and only two of them knew," said TN Republican Sen. Joey Hensley, who is white and voted against the proposal. "I just think we're putting the cart before the horse making a holiday that people don't know about."


    Hey idiot maybe make it a state holiday and people will learn its history
     
  8. CaneKnight

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    Homie should just say “I think blacks should still be slaves so I don’t agree with this holiday”.
    Actually be brave for once in his life instead of being a fucking coward bitch boy KKK member cumguzzling piece of shit racist
     
  9. LookslikeUofI

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    this guy is a piece of work

    https://www.tennessean.com/story/ne...es-unethical-opioid-prescriptions/5691825002/



    An attorney for Tennessee Sen. Joey Hensley conceded Monday the politician, a small-town doctor, prescribed opioids to family members and an employee with whom he was in a romantic relationship, in what the state contends is a violation of medical ethics.

    The nurse with whom Hensley had a romantic relationship with is identified as his second cousin in case records and courtroom testimony from a separate proceeding. On Monday, a Tennessee Department of Health investigator testified Hensley wrote this woman at least 47 prescriptions for controlled substances from 2011 to 2018, which includes the time period of their romantic relationship.

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  10. THEBLUERAIDER

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    This man is an idiot. He prescribed drugs to his cousin, with whom he was having an affair.

    https://www.tennessean.com/story/ne...es-unethical-opioid-prescriptions/5691825002/
     
  11. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Beat me to it. He also has a personalized license plate that says Dr. H.
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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    He’s already told the world that he still believes in slavery, but I bet you that in his mind he’s not a racist.

     
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  14. jbr

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    Legit the dumbest headline I’ve ever seen
     
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  15. LookslikeUofI

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    Hensley is a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans.

    Hensley has been married four times and is divorced from his fourth wife, Gina.

    Honestly TN how do you elect this person?

    https://onthehill.tnjournal.net/sen...testify-on-alleged-affair-with-married-nurse/

    According to testimony during the trial, Lori Barber started working for Hensley in 2013 part time as a licensed practical nurse in his practice, at a salary of $15 an hour… Barber testified she and Hensley began confiding in each other about problems in their marriages shortly after she took the job, but she said the relationship did not become sexual until December 2014, after the divorce became final between Hensley and his fourth wife, Gina, who is also a nurse.

    This timeline is disputed by Don Barber. He found out about the affair in the spring of 2015, when Gina Hensley gave him a flash drive with evidence of her ex-husband’s affair, including recordings of phone calls and screenshots of sexually explicit text messages between Gina and Lori discussing Hensley’s sexual proclivities and detailing instances when he and Lori had sex.
     
  16. CaneKnight

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    I like how somehow it’s “immoral” to wish death upon human garbage like this. If he died tomorrow the world would be slightly better.

    His very existence brings zero value to the human race and the fact that not only do we allow this mother fucker to breath oxygen but we’ve allowed him to make decisions for thousands of people is a blight on society as a whole.
     
  17. Mix

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    Triumph getting arrested before actual insurrectionists feels very telling of the period we're living in.
     
  18. THEBLUERAIDER

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    All four of these people are unbelievably dumb. Kelsey is under federal indictment for campaign fraud, https://www.tennessean.com/story/ne...icted-campaign-finance-conspiracy/6173774001/

    Nicely went on a rant about pasteurized milk in schools and recently said Hitler should be looked to as an example to homeless people (paraphrasing) https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2022/04/14/hitler-homeless-tennessee-republican-niceley/

    Bowling is a big time COVID denier and just a flat out moron.
     
  19. JonathanCoachman

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    It's the Mexican accent that did him in. Charges need to be dropped once law enforcement sees this photo of him. He was one of the dozens of people (or dogs) at Trump's inauguration.

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  20. HoosDaMan

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    That’s quite a story. Slavery lovin cousin fucking drug dealer.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Look. Second cousins don't count. Everyone in Tennessee knows this.
     
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  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Sounds like the British Aristocracy before 1833. Good times.
     
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  23. ned's head

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  24. Doc Louis

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    Now to start calling paraplegics an abnormal lifestyle and put an end to Greg Abbott's reign of terror
     
  25. JonathanCoachman

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    In Texas Governor speak, it's actually called a reign of "terrer".
     
  26. HowdyHorns

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    Just asking questions
     
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  27. Hank Scorpio

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    no spicy bike takes yet?
     
  28. JonathanCoachman

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    When Joe has an old man moment, it really makes it clear just how fucking weird MAGA people are at what they'll say to defend their emperor. Trying to come up with a reason so Joe wouldn't seem so old if he couldn't walk down a ramp let alone fall off a bicycle is something I have no interest in doing.
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Watched the video. Thought he was going to wipe the fuck out, but he kind of fell off clumsily when he stopped. I laughed.
     
  30. afb

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  31. JonathanCoachman

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    Joe's toppling over from basically out of nowhere is the perfect GIF to embody the embarrassing fall of The American Empire.
     
  32. Hank Scorpio

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    That's not bad.

    Seriously though, those clip in shoes will get the best of anyone at any age.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    Yeah weren't any good trump gifs or anything
     
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  34. afb

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    I love it for the werthers reference bc any of you heathens who enjoy those are at least 80
     
  35. Redav

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    Werther's are good
     
  36. ned's head

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    I'm getting a good laugh at the RWNJ reaction after trump couldn't stand up because he filled his diaper during an interview
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    cages not clipless but yeah
     
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  38. afb

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    :old:
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

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    Those aren’t clip in pedals, they’re straps. And I’ve definitely taken a tumble like ole Joe did.
     
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  40. Gaknight

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    Joe just got back from day drinking at Dewey beach. No big deal
     
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  41. ned's head

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    The face coverings tell me they are very proud of their views

     
  42. Mix

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    Honestly his bod is rocking for a 90 year old.
     
  43. BudKilmer

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  44. JGator1

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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    damn Antifa at it again!
     
  46. ned's head

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    You'd think this would prompt an "am I the baddie" moment, but alas

     
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  47. BudKilmer

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    ahh yes the face eating leopards are now eating Dans stupid face :laugh:
     
  48. afb

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    he did the same to Ted Cruz

     
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  49. Redav

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    Omg yes I need this in my life
     
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