Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Drown ‘Em

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  2. Truman

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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Do not watch it with your children. Seriously. I’ll never forget going to see Deadpool in theaters and all the parents in there with little kids thinking it was just a Marvel movie.
     
  4. ned's head

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    We're going to be in a dark fucking place by the 24 elections

     
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  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    We're going to be in a dark fucking place for the next 24 elections. Maybe our descendants in 2070 might salvage this shithole country.
     
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  7. Prospector

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    we'll be a pile of ashes imo
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    no hyperbole intended if we go down the road we’re going down there won’t be a US in 32-36. This country is intent of following the self destructive path it’s on to the end. For some reason (American exceptionalism) it believes it’s somehow immune to history.
     
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  9. fattus

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    I’d be ok living in The California Republic.
     
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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I have had this thought every day for the last month since moving here.
     
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  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    What part did you move to?
     
  12. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    America’s Finest City and/or Whale’s Vagina.
     
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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    That's great. Good for you!
     
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  14. MtOread

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    On that note, #TexasSecession is trending on Twitter this evening.
     
  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  16. El Tiburon

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    Texas is obviously very independent with its incredible infrastructure and able to rely on itself. Let them secede and then impose a Cuba-style embargo on them.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    The American people are dumb, sure. But they aren’t this dumb. No one even knows who he is.
     
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  18. NilesIrish

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    They absolutely are.
     
  19. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    they are dumber than that
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    RINO John Eastman shouldn’t have gotten caught!
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    What are they going to say, “John Eastman tricked the president. And then January 6th, which was fine btw, happened.”
     
  22. NilesIrish

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    Sounds about right.
     
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  23. matistic

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    Any chance that will cause Eastman to turn on Trump and give up everything to save himself?
    I mean he’s not bright but that would be the smart play.
     
  24. fattus

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    Not when a pardon and untold riches are in his future.
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    This. They talk him into it by promising a pardon when Trump wins in 2024. Then President DeSantis wins and forgets all about the deal as does Trump.
     
  26. Prospector

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  27. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  28. matistic

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    Go ahead, Texas GOP, leave the union and take your 38 electoral college votes with you. Let’s see how the next presidential election goes without them.
     
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  29. PeterGriffin

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    I want this to happen and I want Mexico to invade them day one to get their land back. Fuck yourself to death, Texas.
     
  30. matistic

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    Let’s not discount the 36 House seats Republicans would lose, along with Ted Cruz. I live in Texas and see this as a huge win for the US.
     
  31. SD_Irish

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    Welcome to the hood!
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    does it seem like the repubs are increasingly losing control of their freaks they let off their leashes over the past few years? Hard-core MAGA asshats like Cruz and Crenshaw are getting heckled and called RINOs...could take an act of vi*lence against a MAGA politician for them to try to reel them back in.
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    Let me tell you a funny story about a guy named Mike Pence.
     
  34. Hank Scorpio

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    you'd make a fine conservative political strategist.
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump wasn’t hiding that he was trying to overturn the election. He kept doing things to overturn the election for one.
     
  36. DeToxRox

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    Michigan Republicans have been really bad at this stuff.
     
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  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Living the gimmick of Michigan resident and white f trash conservative this well is flying too close to the sun
     
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  38. seanofthedead86

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    Trump was smart enough to know the election was stolen while shit posting from the bathroom on election night but dumb enough to go along with everything else that came after. Makes sense.
     
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  39. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm also sure Mike Shirkey and Lee Chatfield flew down to DC to meet with Trump after the election for no reason
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Mexico governing Texas wouldn’t be any worse than who’s in charge here now. I welcome our more forward thinking southern overlords. Isn’t their president left leaning, slightly progressive? I’ll take it!
     
  41. NilesIrish

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    He was trapping Eastman who is a very bad guy. Get ready for that to become a narrative.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Make every outbound call from Texas press 2 for English.
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    I love seeing things like this put out in the public but if my Twitter profile had a pinned tweet that is an attempt to recruit people into an obvious scam with promises of a "Passive Income", I'd probably avoid calling out any sort of problematic behavior. But that's just me.

    Anywho, anyone looking to make up to 25k a month in FOREX send me a DM.
     
  44. JonathanCoachman

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    More team name changes in the future for the NFL it seems. The Dallas Gauchos (Latin America's Team) and the Houston Tejanos will make the Commanders re-brand look like a massive success.
     
  45. The Banks

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    The kids are alright. We just need the unempathetic boomers to die off.
     
  46. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    GOP: Coffee, Cupcakes, and Con-artists
     
  47. ned's head

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    Feel like it's only a matter of time until you get got for saying something like this

     
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  48. nexus

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    and what a terrible shame that would be