Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. El Tiburon

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    This word “independence..” I do not think it means what you think it means.
     
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  2. JonathanCoachman

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    The reading of a document a dubiously assembled congress will be sending to a Constitutional Monarch that didn't have the final say in the matter and who wouldn't even be able to read it for 3 months isn't exactly the day America gained its independence either.
     
  3. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    And it necessarily requires that you only define white men as Americans.
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    They also paid waaaaay lower taxes than any other British colony and the reason for the miniscule taxation they refused to pay was to pay for soldiers to protect them from the Native Americans that were pissed off with the endless breaking of treaties the colonists were causing when they kept illegally claiming land over borders they weren't even supposed to be crossing.
     
  5. Josey Wales

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    When I was young I had an uncle describe the founding fathers as rich guys who just didn’t want to pay their taxes. He’s now a chud.

    Life is a mfer.
     
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  6. NYGator

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    If they do secede we clearly need to take their oil and any rights to military eqpt. Can't wait to see how well they do with their current electric grid.
     
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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    The Sons of Liberty were basically the colonial Koch Brothers and The Heritage Foundation. Five dead being labeled as a massacre in Boston would be like a 7 point win in football being called a blowout. Sam Adams couldn't even convince his second cousin John that everything about "The Massacre" was on the level.
     
  8. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  9. Truman

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  10. 40wwttamgib

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    the moustache alone should land him on a federal watchlist.
     
  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    always forget this Klansman still exists
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    That's a....take. :doge:
     
  13. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Counterpoint: “just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships because they knew death was better than bondage.”
     
  14. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    doesn't reflect well on our Iowa posters!
     
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  15. fattus

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    Does anything?
     
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  16. El Tiburon

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    Ambient light from their greasy faces?
     
  17. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  18. ned's head

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    Every one of those current 2965 likes should be exported into an fbi database. And not one run by human resources
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I mean if you accept the fact that black people were still property after this shitbag country got its “independence” then sure.

    I truly wish I was 15-20 years younger and I’d leave this fucking place.
     
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  20. Beeds07

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    The plan is to put it all on Eastman, win the Presidency and pardon him.
     
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  21. Drown ‘Em

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    I think we should have a 16-day “American Independence Celebration” starting on June 19th and concluding on July 4th. 2+ weeks of celebration sounds awesome.
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    The pinned tweet on his twitter also has me thinking about him having been aborted.
     
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  23. Drown ‘Em

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    One dumb white American: Steve King.
     
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I would be perfectly happy never seeing a Corn Hitler tweet again.
     
  25. JonathanCoachman

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    Racist white guys that tweet dumb quotes from Thomas Sowell make me laugh. Zero chance any of them have actually read any of his books but think he is a philosopher king because they see other racist white guys quoting him all the time. Sowell probably fucking hates Candy Owens and Diamond & Silk for getting in on his grift and having a wider reach than him even after decades of committing to the bit.
     
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    If he can make Questlove angry, perhaps he has it in him to piss off the human teddy bear that is Ron Funchess.

     
  27. pearl

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  28. HoosDaMan

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  29. JonathanCoachman

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    How is it that the most homophobic fanbase in college football tolerates this?

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  30. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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  31. Prospector

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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    How many peoples cell phone screens can one person see on a flight? Like 5?
     
  33. bwi2

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    can see everyone’s seatback tv if you get up to take a leak
     
  34. JonathanCoachman

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    Do people actually use those screens? Last flight I was on that had those, I only saw people using those to view the flights progress.
     
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  35. Georgia_Nole

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    I always see what people are watching when I walk to and from the bathroom. That said I wish airlines would ban Fox News on their airplanes. I also will change the tv in hotel public areas if it has Fox News on.
     
  36. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Yes, a surprising amount considering you can't use bluetooth headphones with them.
     
  37. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    I mean there's plenty of evidence to suggest we're fucked as a country but I don't necessarily blame people for not tuning in when we've been beaten down for decades by a mountain of evidence that nobody in power will ever face any real consequences.
     
  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    why have they not caught up with this? Bluetooth was invented in fucking 1998.
     
  39. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I only thought it was noteworthy because he's been very informative about the Ukraine conflict.
     
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  40. JonathanCoachman

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    Do they have wired headphones with them or just make their neighbors listen to whatever it is they happen to be watching?
     
  41. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    No external speakers, so it’s wired or nothing. Maybe some cc.
     
  42. CUAngler

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    there is a wired port

    everyone was using them the last cross country flight I was on.
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    I don’t think I would have watched it on a flight thanks to the possibility of some unhinged right wing nut job wanting to “educate” me.
     
  44. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Airlines will give you cheap wired headphones
     
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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And your mom will give me a BJ.
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    yes, for live Sports. The feed is more reliable than streaming on your phone/computer.

    If its not an important event, still have it on a sports channel for background programming.
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    That’s certainly a thing I wouldn’t have thought to say