Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  2. BlazingRebel

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    Lined up perfectly for a nice roasting with flamethrower that would go a long way in saving what is left of this living hell we call America.
     
  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Surprised they pushed back at all

     
  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    It’s really alarming that R’s are saying something needs to be done about inflation and gas prices. What happened to free market capitalism? Bunch of commie Marxist fascists, the lot of them.
     
  5. steamengine

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    Something about her they just can’t quite trust I suppose
     
  6. One Man Wolfpack

    One Man Wolfpack I hate Godzilla!
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    Needs to be committed for waiting to sit down before buttoning his jacket.
     
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  7. steamengine

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    Please let me off this earth
     
  8. prerecordedlive

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    It’s a god damn shame someone didn’t redact his ass when they had the chance.
     
  9. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    The grifting opportunity of a lifetime is his to take
     
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  10. fattus

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    I don’t notice a lot, but I do notice when someone is standing and their suit jacket is unbuttoned. Fucking psychos.
     
  11. IvanTheTerrible

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    I sincerely look forward to the day this kid gets his head blown off.
     
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  12. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    the song at the end slaps
     
  13. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    i hope the company that went after cawthorn and now boebert set their sights on MTG soon
     
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  14. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Sounds like Jack Harlow. So that’s what he’d be if he was born in Lexington instead of Louisville.
     
  15. ned's head

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    Feels like if a guy who got away with murder is making jokes about more murdering immediately after, he's probably going to kill more people
     
  16. HoosDaMan

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    Wild. lol. This country is stupid
     
  17. BellottiBold

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    "OK, cool - well, good productive chat."
     
  18. BellottiBold

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    "What'they got... clones out there these days?"

    :roll:
     
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  19. Andy Reocho

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    I wish she would have asked her to cite the mass stabbings numbers.
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “Mass stabbings” jfc
     
  21. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  22. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    “I committed some light treason.”
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    two minutes is an extremely long time. It’s not humanly possible to keep something up for two minutes idk why they are acting like it isn’t a big deal.
     
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  24. racer

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    Overhead at a small town Iowa pizza restaurant. I could only catch parts and pieces. They were olds.

    “I think it was questionable.”
    Old lady, re: 2020 election results

    “That Texas shooting was absolutely terrible, but…indistinguishable.”
    -Same old lady, I know where she was going.

    “It’s a question of personal responsibility.”
    Old man, re: SCOTUS/Roe

    and the best of all:
    “The federal government ain’t gonna tell me what to do.”
    Old man in a VIETNAM VETERAN HAT


    who wants to tell him?
     
  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I’ve heard similar conversations from dudes who got out of the military 40 years ago while sitting to get their free pills from the military hospital pharmacy.
     
  26. Lyrtch

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  27. Prospector

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  28. Prospector

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  29. Josey Wales

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    Hopefully this guy rots in hell with his ghoulish wife. <3
     
  30. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    What a stupid fucking cunt
     
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  31. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    It would be absolutely terrible to disarm the trained killing machines who have mental issues that make them believe that they are in a war zone and need to kill everyone around them. I agree, marge.
     
  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This country has always fucking sucked, but watching it eat itself alive because a blank man won the Presidency is the most America thing I can think of. Enjoy your fireworks and America themed clothes next week.
     
  33. BudKilmer

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  34. IvanTheTerrible

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    Fuck I forgot about the 4th coming up….
     
  35. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The honest answer is just accept that this is over and hope that the affects aren’t too hard on you. There is literally zero reason to try anymore. These motherfuckers couldn’t even come together to make it not harder (won’t even say easier) to vote, but at least these ghouls can do what they do best, fundraise as the weak feckless underdog.

    Fuck this country so much.
     
  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This day is now no different than Columbus Day to me. A day off from work.
     
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  37. NilesIrish

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    I want to get excited for it for the kids.. I just can't.
     
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I get it. I don’t want to Eyore it for those of you with kids. They shouldn’t have to know they live in a Hellscape when it’s summer and they don’t have to live on fear of a school shooting. Let them have these few months of innocence and solace.
     
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  39. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The obvious answer is to throw more money at them. That’ll make things better.
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    It's infuriating man, all of this craven fear that drives all of this shit is so unfounded and gross. The kid and I had a conversation about trans people the other day (one of her friends aunts "used to be a boy"). I told her some people are born and their outside doesn't match their inside so they change the outside to match who they are. She just said, "oh cool" and moved on.

    This shit is easy and people are killing the country because they are scared of it.
     
  41. fattus

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    Has been for a while for me.
     
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  42. dblplay1212

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    Good on you.

    They hide their own bigotry behind religion and/or "the kids!." They can't admit they are just racist and homophobic so they pick select lines from the Bible and also say kids are too fragile to learn about simple things. Truth is they are just hateful and judgemental bigots that can't mind their own business not worry about shit that doesn't affect them at all.