Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    This mother fucker better stop eating shrimp
     
  3. Josey Wales

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    26 years old folks. Minority weirdo rule will be alive and well for a long time to come.
     
  4. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Put this in the embarrassing sports stats thread.
     
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  5. devine

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    Whoops
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    hell yes. Rudy should never be in public in peace again
     
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  7. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Motherfucker works every Sabbath in the fall :idk:
     
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  8. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Bin Laden had the decency to go into hiding. This mf’ing terrorist thinks he can wander around in broad daylight, go on national singing shows, and generally live his life in the open without getting beat to absolute shit. Our country is too goddamned nice.
     
  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    Holy fuck. A “slap”? “Attacked”? Is that what they’re calling that!?!??!? He touched his fucking back.
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    Did you watch it? Very underwhelming. He tapped his back as he walked by. Not a slap, but a tap like you're saying hi to someone when you lass them.
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    Dumb mother fucker, we don’t give a shit about ur dumb fake ass religion
     
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  12. JGator1

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    Been a decade plus but we're still pretending guys like Dwight Howard are super committed to religion. It's the thing that pisses me off the most about dipshit pundits (there are 100 other examples), pretending what we know is real somehow doesn't exist.
     
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  13. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Staten Island has to be his safest borough too.
     
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  15. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Somebody should put that in the Selma or Montgomery picture
     
  16. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    What a fucking pussy
     
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  17. Shinzon

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    No surprise why my family and their friends in England joke about the United States being the Wild West with WiFi. :facepalm:

     
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  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    ^ So today's the big day? wegothim.gif
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I’d hate for Trump to see this
     
  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Imagine having Sarah sanders as your governor lmao
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    Or being like Hoss Bonaventure and having had Sarah sit on your face.
     
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  23. steamengine

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    Nance assaulted this poor young woman. She must go.

     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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  25. infected donkey

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    Many people are saying that this is just the ghost of Hoss Bonaventure
     
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  26. 40wwttamgib

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  27. bwi2

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    obvious crisis actor
     
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  28. NYGator

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    What a joke…

     
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  29. southlick

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  30. IV

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    I’m appalled you would ask me a difficult question
     
  31. DollarBillHokie

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    The right would have this guy on Fox News every night for a month and funding his legal bills.
     
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  32. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Does she know that they’re showing photographic evidence of her and the drag queen while she’s denying it?
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    You realize all you have to say is "fake news" and the chuds' eyes glaze over and they believe whatever she says?
     
  34. bertwing

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    I’ve seen a few photoshops in my day
     
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  35. ats

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    They fucking superimposed me, what the fuck you want from me?
     
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  36. bertwing

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    Don’t know where to put this, but this is fucking awful

     
  37. devine

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    lol he’s even lost newsmax

     
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  38. Corch

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    Remember when Borat caught the former President's lawyer trying to fuck what he thought was a teenager and life just went on
     
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  39. afb

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    and yet Abbott made it worse

     
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  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If we had a true “open border” policy people wouldn’t have to die fleeing circumstances we created.
     
  41. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    That’s my Governor linking to daily wire articles

    :ohgosh:
     
  43. houtex716

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    "Biden shouldn't be politicizing a school shooting to take away our guns!!!"

    "Biden is directly responsible for these migrants dying due to his policy"
     
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  44. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I had this thought this morning, the “don’t politicize” police are quick to the trigger today.
     
  45. CaneKnight

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    Calling them hypocrites is just a waste of time honestly they don’t care. It’s why you just treat them like dumb pieces of shit and don’t engage in that kind of back n forth
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    That’s because they don’t want you to politicize the death of people. Everyone knows that migrants aren’t people!
     
  47. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Pretty much why I *still* believe Texas politicians and local police chief left that monster in that classroom running up a body count because they thought he was an illegal and it would make for good "Biden did this because he left the border open"
     
  48. TAS

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    Nah. They just didn't want to get ripped to shred at close range by an assault rifle like everyone else walking this earth.and they're stupid, so they chose to sit outside and do nothing, instead of absolutely anything else.

    Of course they lied about it afterwards like pieces of shit, and continue to deny the families who lost lived ones and the public anything resembling an explanation of what happened. But I don't think we should be framing this particular police department as a unique monster. This is every PD in every city, willing to do anything necessary to protect themselves, at any cost including thr lives of children.
     
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  49. Sub-Zero

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    he just made quite a case for actual open borders. tyfys governor.
     
  50. Henry Blake

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