Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Yeah, some friends we’re here with overheard some of them talking about what suits they planned to wear for tonight’s speeches. My guess is there’s some type of alt-right gathering going on though the hotel itself is trying to keep it low key. I bet they all get drunk and shitty and raise hell in the lobby tonight.
     
  2. JGator1

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    Hope your family is wearing matching Che Guevara shirts.
     
  3. beerme

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    I love how the guy who tried to steal the presidency is somehow the idea of an American that these people would be striving for
     
  4. bro

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    Well you live in Florida, so
     
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  6. VaxRule

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    It takes a California Democrat to call out Florida Republicans. The Florida Democratic Party is a mess.
     
  7. bro

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    Yup. Go on offense. Push the narrative
     
  8. TAXTAXTAX

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    Don't forget about the part where he wanted to lynch the Vice-president.
     
  9. Josey Wales

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    Feels like gop has run ads like this since forever and I never see anything comparable from Dems.

    Dem operators love ad buys, being on tv, etc. this is one of those times it feels more like incompetence than complicity with the status quo. But who tf knows.
     
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  10. afb

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    our option for governor this year is definitely gonna be Charlie Crist for the 17th time
     
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  12. PeterGriffin

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    Yes, I lived in FL for 16 years and I'm in CA now, but stay away, don't raise housing demand anymore.

    /gatekeeping
     
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  15. Mister Me Too

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  16. Doc Louis

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    Try Lee Be Fish, you can thank me later
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    ::extremely convoluted excuses about how lead and industrial waste are "too expensive to deal with" so they'll stop filtering it out of poor/democrat communities municipal water::
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    Update on the shithead Proud Boy 4th of July get together here at the hotel:

    They all must have been pretty hammered last night because they didn’t start showing up at the pool until after 11:00. They are all wearing identical swim trunks that are basically an American flag with the giant face/head of a bald eagle across the crotch. A couple of them have T-shirts prominently displaying AR-15s. I’m sitting in a chair in a busy area they all have to walk by reading my Frederick Douglass biography which you would think might put me in a precarious situation, but it doesn’t because none of these imbeciles likely has the slightest idea who he is.
     
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  19. Detlef Schrempf

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    How many dollars would it take for you to wear this shirt everywhere for a week.
     
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not a lot. Gropey Jesus would prob get a lot of laughs
     
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  21. Mister Me Too

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    Trump praised Frederick Douglass, so you’ll be fine.
     
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    Nice country we have here



     
  23. lazy bum

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    Probably just poor wording but the shooter is white so it wouldn’t surprise me if they performed a polite traffic stop after watching the guy shoot 14 times in public.
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just a good guy with a gun
     
  25. Ralph

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    Looks like aggravated assault with a firearm in GA is just a minimum 10/max 20. Hopefully at 61 he never gets out. Pretty lame that unloading a 14 round mag at someone and hitting them twice doesn't get you the same thing as a malice murder rap just because the victim luckily survived.
     
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    Texas would like to be included

     
  27. pearl

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    Don’t know if this is the right thread but

     
  28. El Tiburon

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    Final post-script to the Proud Boy get together here:

    They spent the day at the pool in all of their matching swimsuits looking like a dystopian version of a bachelorette weekend spa party. When it was time for fireworks they gathered at the beach in a group and as expected one of them started to get a “Let’s Go Brandon” chant going. After 2-3 tries of only having a few people in the group join in, they stopped momentarily. They then had their kids start the chant — guessing they figured the large crowd would be more likely to follow kids doing it — and for a good 5 minutes it was like the Moron Tabernacle choir trying to get others to join. When the larger crowd still didn’t join, a bunch of the dudes in the group started spreading out in the crowd so that they would all join from different points to make it seem like the whole crowd was in on it. That lasted maybe a few more minutes before it finally dawned on them that they were the only idiots who thought this was a good thing to do. So at the end of the fireworks show they instead resorted to chants of U-S-A which, again, nobody joined in because they had already shown who they were. Bunch of fucking idiots.
     
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    Yeah all these Disney princes have been tongue punching passed out women for decades. That's totally fine. It's the completely consensual same sex affection that's ruining our kids
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    Really wish these republicans that keep trying to paint lgbtq people as predators would just start getting daily ass whippings for this shit. I’m fucking sick of it
     
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  32. houtex716

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    every tweet includes the use of grooming, woke, and radical left with other nonsensical bullshit
     
  33. Bruce Wayne

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    Weird how those girls are always under the age of consent too
     
  34. PeterGriffin

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    “It was a different time back then!

    (also, we need to make America go back to that time).”

    :gross:
     
  35. Truman

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    I was able to avoid politics most of the weekend but a friends dipshit cousin started stirring shit up with 'the wokes, grooming, ect"

    In the same rant he said liberals calling everything racist actually harms black people because it's a little boy who cried wolf situation. When there's REAL racism, which is very rare, no one pays attention. Meanwhile literally everything is woke, 'alphabet squad' is grooming kids, ect. The worst part is he was saying this to one of our friends who is black. Dictating to him what is and isnt racist. My buddy was explaining how that is all bull shit but he wouldnt have it.

    I asked him if he saw the hypocrisy in his 'little boy who cried wolf' analogy. That stumped him for a little bit. I was also making a bit of progress w him. He was making some concessions. I then pointed out that James (my black friend) was making the same points I did, but you only engaged in convo when I started making them. Then he got super defense and James' wife had enough and just unloaded on him lol. CaneKnight would have been proud.

    Dude ended up leaving a little after that, to everyone's joy.


    Sorry about the rambling csb/ post but that comment about everything being woke/grooming really is pisses me off beyond no end. Again it's all projection doing what you accuse others of.
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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    Omg how awful, to bully a colleague for simply...uh...

     
  37. Josey Wales

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    “The radical fascists who tried to overturn our democratic election” should bookend every sentence on chuds.
     
  38. Mix

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    My business stats prof really loved to talk about how much racial profiling was just sound statistics.
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    "The vast, vast majority of "groomers" are just friends of your families you wouldnt expect. That morons give you an easy, bad answer not only pushes you to hate, harrass, and hurt strangers you know nothing about , but gives cover to the very real groomers that target your kids because youre too busy making the world worse for complete strangers"
     
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  40. NilesIrish

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    I mean like 95% of “groomers” are Church officials.

    I made that stat up, but it feels right.
     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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    Boy howdy did you see that facebook post about the pastor "coming clean" about his having had an affair and then the woman comes up to the front of the congregation and reveals she was a child at the time?

    Only like a handful of worshippers stopped her to offer support as she leaves quickly and then dozens of them pray over the pedophile lmao theres no hope for these people
     
  42. NilesIrish

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    That was like 10 miles from here. Just disgusting and it happens EVERYWHERE.
     
  43. Bo Pelinis

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    What the fuck
     
  44. DrTomOsbourne

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    Pretty on point video about how radicalization happens

     
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  45. Truman

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    Chuds just now realizing that Homelander is the bad guy has been hilarious. And sad.
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Kinda makes me wonder how much they actually detest "grooming" and how much of it is just mining an excuse to be homo/queer-phobic
     
  47. Can I Spliff it

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    Lol who am i kidding