Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. ned's head

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    They want to take away my right to kill my grandchildren
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    Welp. We’ve got confirmation that the GOP is officially a death cult.
     
  3. BudKilmer

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    “To defend my grandchildren I’d even kill them to prevent them from being killed.”
     
  4. racer

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    Shhh shhh shhh Caydynn, they want to do a CRT on you. This is the only way. Grandma is saving your soul and your second amendment rights. Bang.
     
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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    The Nazis wanted to do that with the Jews and nothing bad ended up happening to the Jews
     
  6. JonathanCoachman

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    She's Pro Second Amendment and Pro After Life and Pro Jesus (as long as his skin is that of a Northern European's and not someone living in Judea 2k years ago)
     
  7. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  8. lfriend

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    I appreciate the hell out of that guy for throwing a phrase like turncoat at Rudy.
     
  9. BudKilmer

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  10. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    You’d have me believe that Big Don abused his power?
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    Hmm yes, "extraordinary" "questions"
    :airquote:
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Trump uses single word adjectives. C’mon
     
  13. JonathanCoachman

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    BeefyLittle is one word and it means that Donald only wants 7 McDoubles rather than say 13 (BeefyBig).
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    Comey can eat shit
     
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  15. Andy Reocho

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    Feel like I should start watching The Boys.
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s very enjoyable
     
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  17. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Best show on television currently.
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's the democrat I want
     
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  19. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    It’s solid. It’s a little too on the nose at times with its political references, but that also might be bc I want more of an escape.
     
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  20. timo

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    I'm probably a half day late on this, but can 1 of you maga Qanon dipshits explain why y'all blew up the Georgia Guidestones?

    Also, can someone explain what the Jawja guidestones are?

     
  21. PeterGriffin

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    If anyone is fooled by this pathetically shitty photoshop, I don't know how we're going to make it through the upcoming era of deepfakes.
     
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  22. ned's head

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    Idiot governor candidate kandass (sp) something came up with your average RWNJ conspiracy theory about it being able to wipe out humanity or some shit. John oliver had a piece about it last month. Turns out it was erected by a *gasp* RWNJ, so good riddance
     
  23. timo

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    ty
     
  24. portlandspartan

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    I like how he says treasonous piece of shit. Rolls off the tongue.
     
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  25. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Shot:




    Chaser:



     
    #398927 bro, Jul 6, 2022
    Last edited: Jul 7, 2022
  26. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  27. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    “I’m trying to be silenced”
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    To be fair the ozone layer was a lot stronger back then so maybe his skin wasn't as dark from being exposed to the sun's harmful rays brought on by years of global warming and poor environmental policy.

    Still not lily white European blond hair blue eyes like stained glass window Jesus though.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Next thing you know Margie Greene will want to round up everyone just for looking like Post Malone.
     
  30. The Banks

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    First two seem like things you just roll with without worry.

    The others: charge your air pods en route. 5
    Mins should last 50 mins.

    Zoom works on phones, missing or late to a meeting because of incompetence is embarrassing but not fireable.

    Alaskans don’t judge, one haircut a summer is more than fine.
     
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  31. pearl

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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Replace the Klansman with some trans people and woke teachers/Libs of Tik Tok and this ad goes from alienating every voter on the right he was targeting to locking up the nomination.
     
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  33. ned's head

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    When you don't acknowledge that your words are on video

     
  34. JonathanCoachman

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    Sweet Jesus at the severity of that ratio.
     
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  35. CoastalOrange

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    Quoting this to be able to see it as for some reason this post sends my Chrome completely off the rails.
     
  36. ned's head

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    [Accidentally posted a chud and decided to cleanse the post]
     
    #398938 ned's head, Jul 7, 2022
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  37. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    bro can you put that post in spoilers? It is absolutely demolishing Safari as well.
     
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s been that was the last few days. Certain Twitter links destroy both Safari and Chrome.
     
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  39. audrew

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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    The find Herschel Walker's secret kids challenge
     
  41. Vito Corleone

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    Bo is and always was better
     
  42. ned's head

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    He's still gonna win, huh

     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    Let's give Herschel some Woke Points for continuing to recognize Christian as his child.
     
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  44. Redav

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    I love that the GOP just doesn't vet candidates anymore.
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    Oh I think they vet them very well. This is what they want.
     
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  46. NilesIrish

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    It’s a black guy willing to vomit out their shit. Gotta jump on that.
     
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  47. bro

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    done
     
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