Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    Religion seems fun

     
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  2. afb

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    god's doors are open for pervs?
     
  3. wes tegg

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    The original said "Gods Doors Are Always Open To All" and someone vandalized it with "PERVS" and "REPENTANCE."
     
  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Literally any religious group has a history of rape.
     
  5. Trip McNeely

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    This is my neighborhood. Pretty surprising in this area, tbh.
     
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  6. BellottiBold

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    I don't like when mom and dad fight :ohdear:
     
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  7. Name P. Redacted

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    the house in the background does not look small.
     
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  8. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    Fat Ron continues his assault on Florida public universities

     
  9. colonel_forbin

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    I don't think the entrenched party leaders have a say in the matter anymore. The Walkers of the world are now the majority of the GOP.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    What the fuck

     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    There is no coexisting with the type of trash celebrating in those replies. I want them all to die.

    Edit - the UCF thing
     
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  12. Trip McNeely

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    That's just because it's a church
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    anti racism violates state law. JFC
     
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  14. ned's head

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    The idea that anyone would need to be smuggled into a country with open borders notwithstanding, it would take a real idiot to record something to be played later and not believe there would be a mass shooting before it aired
     
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  15. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m fortunate Ron John’s ad got overshadowed. I would have had to scale back my coyote operation smuggling people into Wisconsin via Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
     
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  16. bro

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    I asked the baseball gods to smile upon me, and they have indeed blessed us all with a Reds-Pirates doubleheader
     
  17. CUAngler

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  18. wes tegg

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    It's a church.
     
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  19. wes tegg

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  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Fuck, we have to pretend to care about Iowa again. I swear, it comes quicker every year.
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

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    wes 2slow
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Don’t really see the point in Dems putting any value in the results of extremely white states with tiny populations like Iowa and New Hampshire. Candidates putting in so much effort in places that won’t matter in the general is very dumb.

    It would make sense for both parties to get the input of a swing state before candidates start dropping out because Iowa and New Hampshire weren’t all that stoked on them.
     
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  23. bro

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    pretty sure democrats want to hold the first primary in Michigan
     
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  24. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  25. Josey Wales

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    I’ve seen some bad things happen to mob bosses throughout history.

    Maybe Rudi will prosecute him. Tons of experience!
     
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  26. ned's head

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    this made me laugh. People in iowa are weird about this gas station pizza

     
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  27. NilesIrish

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    We have a Casey’s in south bend…these people are weird.
     
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  28. NYGator

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  29. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Speaking of dipshit Arkansas politicians… Rep Steve Womack’s son was arrested for meth again today
     
  30. ned's head

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    I don't think we should judge him if he chooses to keep a lot of cum on hand.
     
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  31. BlazingRebel

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    Probably an Aggie
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    Casey’s shows up in a lot of little small towns that don’t really have any restaurants or fast food so it has a lot of good will amongst some communities. The town my in-laws live in is one of these places. If you want pizza, Casey’s is all you got.
     
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  33. DrTomOsbourne

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    Hey remember when the trump campaign held a VERY important press conference at the four seasons (landscaping)?
     
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  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  36. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    the Casey's slander will not stand man
     
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  37. Roy

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    What is this Twitter’s first time meeting an aTm fan or something?
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    Not to disappoint, but that’s a photoshop. It really says “tears.”
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  40. Mister Me Too

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    This is a worst person you know makes a good point situation, Wallace is a straight up Chud.
     
  41. ned's head

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    Honestly it makes it funnier to me that this guy will forever known as the liberal cum guy just for wearing a chuddy shirt that he thought would rile people up
     
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  42. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    And Casey’s pizza is now ruined for me.
     
  43. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Wisconsin is too far gone. With the supreme court, gerrymandering, and stripping the Governor of his power. People really just putting up with constant bullshit
     
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  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  45. Paisano

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    Really want to see Gaetz get indicted, is that ever gonna happen?
     
  46. ned's head

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  47. BlazingRebel

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    Nope they made it too
     

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  48. Josey Wales

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    Assuming #2. Glad I fell for the outrage porn related to Gaetz being a pervert. I seriously why tf I should be bothered to care about any of these “scandals” anymore. I get it, people really fucking suck.
     
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  49. Shinzon

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    Instead of cum they should’ve shopped “the blood of children.”