Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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  2. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Fucking hell
     
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  3. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  4. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    What in the hell
     
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  5. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Separate but equal, fucking hell
     
  6. Vito Corleone

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    This is what the Supreme Court was designed to prevent states from doing lmbo
     
  7. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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    Funny how we made ISIS, Al Qaeda, the Taliban, and all Islamic extremists groups out to be the antithesis of American ideals and a threat to our freedom/democracy. But every day our very own politicians move us closer and closer to our own version of a caliphate. So disheartening.
     
  8. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    I continue to be confused by the GOP being pro-Israel but anti-Jewish.
     
  9. bwi2

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    In both cases they’re actually just pro-Christian
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Gotta fulfill that end of days prophecy and also the Jews killed Jesus.
     
  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    until good things start happening in this timeline, it's best to assume they will never happen
     
  12. Truman

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    Evangelicals believe that once Israel is fully controlled by the jews (this is also why evangelical groups fund a lot of the illegal settlements in the West bank) the battle of Armageddon will start. Evangelicals get to go to the rapture. Jesus comes down and wipes out the invading armies, most of the jews also die and the few who are left get to convert to loving jesus. Happily ever after or some shit like that.
     
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  13. ned's head

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    What the fuck?

     
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  14. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Just the worst people in the world doing awful things. Again.
     
  15. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    DOJ is waiting for the public hearings to know who to speak with
     
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  16. fattus

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    They are anti-Jewish unless it involves bombing brown people.
     
  17. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Reminder that Armageddon is a actual mountain in the Middle East
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this sounds like a crt to me
     
  20. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  21. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  22. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I’m hearing that Rudy actually died on the toilet today.
     
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  23. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    I wish this guy was his surgeon
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  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That 8 feet rule is gonna be abused if it stays in place. Like, you think a cop is gonna recognize filming at 15 feet?
     
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  25. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Gonna be a whole lot of cops intentionally coming within 8 feet of anyone with a camera and then slamming them to the pavement for filming.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    So if a cop is filmed from 7 feet 11 inches punching a person in handcuffs, is the evidence going to be thrown out and the person filming arrested?

    I'll answer my own question: Depends who is doing the filming.
     
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  27. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    ill give you one better

    you film at 8ft 1in, cop comes at you, you dont move back fast enough therefore violating it

    you then start to back away and they arrest you for evading police
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    If I'm filming police brutality within 8 feet in Arizona, then someone needs to take me back the hotel. Cause I'm overheating. And I'm going to either grab a cops gun, or pass out in the lobby.
     
  29. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Not sure why this isn’t legal in Texas starting at conception.

     
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  30. Doc Louis

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    what, they're separate but equa.... yeah that's pretty fucking regressive.
     
  31. Ralph

    Ralph Well-Known Member
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    :shocker:
     
  32. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    How is the dude filming going to know what type of interaction he’s filming?
     
  33. jbr

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    I just scroll and laugh (out of incredulity). It’s truly remarkable where we are right now. There are places that want air coverage for putting “No Jews Allowed” signs up. What the fuck.
     
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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    The Olympics in LA are going to be our version of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin.
     
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  35. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    This covers all traffic stops, which I imagine was a factor for “Papers, please” checks
     
  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    So can you have a sign saying “No Christians Allowed” and hold up to the same rules?

    Kinda doubt it
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    President Trump or DeSantis, will openly state how they want the USWNT to lose and not even make the medal podium.

    Tom Brady will light the Cauldron despite having nothing to do with Olympic sports.
     
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  38. Drown ‘Em

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    Why does the left keep going further left?
     
  39. JonathanCoachman

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    With the Supreme Court ruling that says states are obliged to fund private religious schools thanks to the Maine case, I would donate a decent amount of money for a private school to get up & running that behaves the same way Crizzo private schools do but just with Islam instead of Christianity.
     
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  40. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Fuck that, all hail his noodly appendage
     
  41. JonathanCoachman

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    As long as Scientology is protected by the government due to having tax exempt status, they ought to have every right to receive government money as the Christian ones do. Don’t think the Scientologists would perform very well on SAT/ACT exams since they’re forbidden from using Aderall. But neither would the Christians because Math is a product of the Saracens and therefore against gods will.
     
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    There’s only one book you need to do any learnin from, and that is the Bible, you socialist, communist, Jew loving, Muslim loving smarty
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    You left out black people. Love them too. Excluding Candace Owens, Thomas Sowell, and Fresh & Fit. Larry Elder gets a pass for helping these guys out before they got their big break.

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  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    At this point let’s make it happen. I’d love to see the looks on their faces as they slowly learn that worrying about passive passages in the Old Testament doesn’t put you in Gods good graces. Hopefully not being good to all of his people because you’re selfish weighs heavier than anything else.
     
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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  46. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    that appears to be every single Sri Lankan
     
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  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I was surprised to read they have over 22 million residents
     
  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Penn bros, how does this shit work with having Philly and Pittsburg populations? Gerrymandering?
     
  49. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Pennsylvania is Philly, Pittsburgh, and Kentucky in between.
     
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