Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    I wonder if he felt as though his dignity was taken away when he inherited his money or will he be taking away his kid’s dignity when he passes it down to them.
     
  2. GrizzliesDrew

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  3. Josey Wales

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    I just saw the feds have Roger Stones encrypted messages with the proud boys or oath keepers. EVEN IF they prosecuted
    and convicted him, that trial would last long enough for trump to immediately pardon him at the beginning of his next term.

    Whining about rule of law from 2017-2020 was so damn cute and naive.
     
  4. bro

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  5. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    If we can’t trust Pinocchio man, who can we trust
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    She's so incredibly stupid.
     
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  8. IV

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    I’m going to go with because it’s not a gun
     
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  9. VaxRule

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    I’m so happy that I didn’t know there was a huge right wing backlash to this story until after the guy had been caught. Being a bit unplugged saved me some extreme rage.
     
  10. CaneKnight

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    A prime example of how affective right wing media is at messaging is this guy calling a child being raped a “culture war issue”
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    then say that? I’m just saying that self censorship seems weird to do.
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    Gonna need some center right dipshit to write up a story dismissing this improbable stat
     
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  13. bro

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    “Illegal charged with…”

    like he isn’t even worthy of being called a person or human
     
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  14. Mister Me Too

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    Imagine being such a ghoul that you make immigration the #1 priority when discussing the rape of a 10 year old child.
     
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  16. bro

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    I don’t check my notifications because I know people are constantly roasting my vanilla ass
     
  17. bro

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  18. bro

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  19. fattus

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    FUCK

    What the fuck is wrong with these people????
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What is it about the democrat brain that just can't can't can't accept the reality, obvious as the sunrise, that republicans are all fucking ghouls

    ALL
     
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  21. Redav

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    Kessler is and always has been a shithead
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Is the rapist an undocumented individual?
     
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  23. VaxRule

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    The hate is in their voters’ hearts too, Keith.
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    They are spiteful assholes because they live unfulfilling lives imo
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    No need to insult people who live unfulfilling lives like this.

    They are what they are because they have rancid souls and putrified minds
     
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  26. Eathan Edwards

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    Him spending time on this and saying he'll "answer provocative emails" in this context is enough to let me know he's a horrible person or just very very dumb. Maybe combo
     
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  27. Josey Wales

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    “I shouldn’t be here” - chud AG who agreed to be there to play identity politics.

    Worse than deplorable. The scourge of humanity.
     
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  28. racer

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    Probably a state representative
     
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  29. bro

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  30. VaxRule

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    They’re trying to get her killed.
     
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  31. steamengine

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    They’ve already made the story real in the right wing universe and that’s all that matters. It used to be loony tunes websites doing it, then fox, now actual attorneys general.
     
  32. bro

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  33. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I want to see this mf’er knocked out.
     
  34. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  35. CaneKnight

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    But I’m a bad person for wishing harm on these fucking psychos…..
     
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  36. CaneKnight

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    Jesus she’s beautiful
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pro Life party
     
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  38. bro

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  39. MtOread

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    Glad my sheriff continues to fight to stop the steal.
     
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  40. NilesIrish

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    Thanks
     
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  41. bro

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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump knifing Desantis is one of the few things we have to look forward to
     
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  43. fattus

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    I think Trump declaring before the midterms helps Democrats.
     
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  44. bro

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    probably, unless he makes some calculate call to voters to deliver him a republican majority as a promise to do X (lock Hillary up for lolz)
     
  45. bro

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    Trump being a 2 time loser would be funny.

    the alternative, less funny
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I mean if he wins and lives there won’t be a 2028 vote. It’ll be him anointing Jr
     
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  47. El Tiburon

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    Assuming his grease saturated heart doesn’t assplode before then.
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    My fear with trump and Desantis is the media will paint Desantis as some kind of moderate despite him being further to the right and just as big of a threat to the country as a whole as trump
     
  49. Drown ‘Em

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    More likely Ivanka.
     
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