Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    This could be a pretty solid insurance scam and grift. Imagine a popsicle shop in Orlando advertising a drag show it never intends to actually host. Even creates some burner FB profiles to link it on the RWNJ pages. Said RWNJs vandalizes the property while the community comes out to show solidarity and buys out all the product.

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  2. afb

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  3. —

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    I call the bolded part “The Karen Clause”
     
  4. Mister Me Too

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    Said popsicle shop could even double dip on the grift by creating a go fund me once the shop is vandalized.
     
  5. Name P. Redacted

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    dependapotamus clause
     
  6. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Update:

    The perp was let out on $1,000 bail :facepalm:
     
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  7. bertwing

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  8. HoosDaMan

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    Wasn’t his mama there when they took him away?
     
  9. Josey Wales

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    Just another Patriot who backs the blue and is waging a personal war against law enforcement for punishing him for doing a fascism.
     
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  10. bertwing

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    His grandma :laugh:

     
  11. Name P. Redacted

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    That “thank you mr trump” by the grandma is so good
     
  12. seanofthedead86

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    It would be an Occupy Democrats rally with the top speaker being Brooklyn Dad - Defiant!
     
  13. seanofthedead86

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  14. IV

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    Superior AOC is accurate
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Can felons run for federal office, just can't vote??
     
  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Love that the self-described party of freedom constantly defaults to "actually youre only free to specific things written by people 400 years ago "
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    bonk life sentence handed down for Alexandria Oh Oh Ohhhh
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    We're gonna revert back to slavery soon bc the founders wanted it
     
  20. Josey Wales

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    Ben Shapiro certainly deserves the worst. Human scum.
     
  21. dblplay1212

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    lol what us thus from?
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    All of these people fucking suck.

    The idea that certain ppl are allowed rights and privileges vs others is mind-boggling.

    The Equal Protection clause has been used as the justification for civil rights and a variety of other rights given equally to marginalized groups. How the fuck is that just out of the window now and not screamed back at them?
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Believe she is explaining how she was taunted with sexualy explicit language on her way to work a week or two ago.

    By an alt right comedian
     
  24. ned's head

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    You can only churn up hate for so long before it comes for you.

     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Not going to shed a tear if Ben gets murked by the same people he's egging on.
     
  26. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Red checks are the worst
     
  27. ned's head

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    Little ben's next stage of the grift

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  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If the GOP had their way, only white landowners would have any say in this country. “Sorry ladies and minorities but that’s just how it was when the founding fathers started this country so that’s just the way it is”
     
  29. Truman

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    Log onto Twitter and see Ashli Babbit is trending because her mom said even a black woman would have been treated better.

    As well as sodom and Gomorrah because conservatives are melting down about something LBGTQ. Must be a day that ends in ‘y’


    Good times.
     
  30. afb

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  31. VASooner

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    Buddy is pretty connected with political advertising and immediately had his Spidey senses that this entire thing was staged.
     
  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  33. GrizzliesDrew

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    THE NBA!?!? Nooooooooo!!
     
  34. GoS

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    infinite bonk
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    What about the NRA
     
  36. Tobias

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  37. MtOread

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  38. Vito Corleone

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    Such a shame the Romans couldn't feed all the Christians to the lions, smdh
     
  39. VaxRule

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    Why is Andrew Yang included in that group?
     
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  40. ono

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  41. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Tough but fair. At least the GOP will be saf… wait a sec
     
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  42. TAXTAXTAX

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    Reminds me of Spanish fascism.
     
  43. NYGator

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  44. Vito Corleone

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    Pretty much an encapsulation of most of REAL America

    -Old white boomers
    -Obese middle aged whites
    -Young white men that have never come close to a sexual advancement from the other sex
     
  45. Gallant Knight

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    I get needing to have all your ducks in a row to charge a sitting congressman with anything but seriously what is the holdup on Gaetz? They literally have the receipts
     
  46. NYGator

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    I think he was more focused on their vapid expressions as if nothing being said was actually being received.
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

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    This is just 5 pictures of the same woman at different stages of her life:

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