Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Josey Wales

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    And the current admin/doj just sits in this shit? Because heaven forbid they set the record straight.
     
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  2. fattus

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    I’d be ok with Del Taco
     
  3. afb

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    I want to preface that del taco is not good

    BUT

    their chicken tender taco is the closest thing to a kfc twister replacement i've had since high school
     
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  4. BlazingRebel

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    Yeah they might want to rethink the wording on this shirt
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  5. dblplay1212

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    They knew what they were doing imo
     
  6. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel like the killer whale clapback here would be appropriate given that those pussies have fled their previous territory after continuously getting their livers eaten.
     
  7. Schadenfred

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    I used to work at the Bedminster club. Perhaps I mentioned this before. On the new course, there is a goat pen off of hole number 3 (par 4). Players frequently slice their drives into the pen, which is surrounded by an electric fence.

    The story that is told to guests (and members) is that that portion of the land was owned by an old lady who kept goats. The only way she would sell the land was if Mr. Trump kept a place for her goats to live.

    Of course the story is hogwash. They're kept there for tax purposes. Freakin' goats.
     
  8. Gotch Yarbrough

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    This tax researcher should find a new line of work, perhaps as a clickbait headline writer. Her link to the "full text of the NJ tax code" is a link to informal, nonbinding, and VERY incomplete guidance. The actual code limits the tax exemptions to "lands and equipment used for cemetery purposes." Enjoy your $0.13 in property tax savings, I guess.
     
  9. beerme

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    gotta be skeptical if a post that starts w an introduction to your random profession with a bold claim like that. Hi I’m a professional goat pen enthusiast. Here’s why trump has a goat, he now pays no federal taxes across all his businesses.
     
  10. El Tiburon

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    On the other hand, Trump would gladly sell Eric into slavery if he stood to make a $0.13 profit, personally.
     
  11. Gotch Yarbrough

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    I looked after I posted and she's a sociologist whose focus areas include tax. So she's not lying about "tax researcher" technically but not exactly a tax scholar.
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    Regardless, it’s a beautiful tribute to his ex-wife and mother to 3 of his children. Fore!
     
  13. El Tiburon

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    "Now watch this drive!"
     
  14. Schadenfred

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    It's also where Donnie's mausoleum will be built. At least that was the story about a decade ago.
     
  15. AHebrewToo

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    It is New Jersey.

    Everything is legal in New Jersey.
     
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  16. NilesIrish

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    Just rewatched that after I saw Six. They’re both incredible.
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    More chilling than anything depicted on the HBO series Oz
     
  18. steamengine

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    I’ve seen this in person and it is something.
     
  19. steamengine

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    Reminds me of the plaque on the hole where they filmed the end of Tin Cup. Just as fond of a tribute.
     
  20. beerme

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    The fact that this place is still standing I don’t want to hear shit about violence on the left
     
  21. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    I almost respect this level of dedication to a scam. If a dude I knew locally was running this scam, I'd be all onboard. Fucking trump, at golf course #12? That's fucking pathetic. Or pathetically admirable. Whos to say. Good story, though
     
  22. Montclaire de Haviland

    Montclaire de Haviland Getting ripshit on run ham

    The fucking cemetery write-off is killer. Lawyers that scheme this are fucking geniuses. I can't hate that. I hope they get anal cancer, but game respects oppression
     
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  23. JGator1

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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    i wanna change my name to Paul bongino
     
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  26. Mister Me Too

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    They’re looking for a fall guy?

    [​IMG]
     
  27. El Tiburon

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  28. HoosDaMan

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    When this pos eventually dies, do you think they’ll drag his carcass up to DC to lie in the Capitol?
     
  29. El Tiburon

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    Hopefully they put him the the sand trap closest to the goat pens at Bedminster.
     
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    A simple conviction by the senate would have prevented this. And, no question the republicans name some type of ship after him. The thought of it all is kinda infuriating tbh
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    He loves “like a dog” similes and by god if that Ivana grave pic is true he really did have her buried out back “like a dog”
     
  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He’s really a bad (or sick) guy!
     
  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Holy fucking shit at this cursed photo.

     
  34. 40wwttamgib

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    only if they're going to allow millions and millions of americans to come pay their respects by drenching his corpse in piss
     
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  35. Eathan Edwards

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    Do they just not let Eric attend things or always just make sure he's out of the frame
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Twenty years from now this will be the Phylicia Rashad wedding photo for politics.
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    5 incel bitch boys are not a representative sample of Orlando. This city literally throws a large gay day parade
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    Tucker with a very normal button down/blazer on a jersey summer afternoon. And can’t forget the dip cup.
     
  39. El Tiburon

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    That’s not dip. It’s Trump’s jizz in there.
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    DECORUM!!!!
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

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    Trump dying of Covid would have been an all time moment.
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    It would be great if after this second positive test, Biden came out and ripped his shirt open to reveal a Superman T-shirt just because of how much it would piss Trump off that he got to execute on the idea.
     
  43. steamengine

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    They’re watching some real Americans chant let’s go brandon.
     
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  44. Eathan Edwards

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    How has this not died yet - if you want to say "Fuck Joe Biden" fine, that's your right but this is just getting pathetic.

    Also has probably ruined youth sports for anyone named Brandon in many areas.
     
  45. timo

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    nice diaper
     
  46. HoosDaMan

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    I have a relative named Karen and she legitimately dislikes her name now
     
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