Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea that one would be pretty brutal - I'd probably just pivot to Kay or something.
     
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  2. Bruce Wayne

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    Where's a JDAM when you need one
     
  3. Buns

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    I know a Karen Brandon….

    double whammy!
     
  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Mother of God....
     
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  5. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm literally going to have nightmares about having to attend a Southern wedding with someone named Karen Brandon and introduce her to everyone.
     
  6. Drown ‘Em

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    If my name was Karen Brandon, I’d demand to see the clerk of court to get that shit changed ASAP.
     
  7. afb

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    I wish I had known. I would’ve went and run them over, since that’s legal here.
     
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  11. bwi2

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    Probably not that high on the list of questions I have, but is there any indication that Ivana wanted to be buried on her ex-husband’s golf course?
     
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  12. Truman

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    What a trifecta of human excrement.
     
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  13. bertwing

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  14. Henry Blake

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    wtf
     
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  15. electronic

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    Hahaha. Legitimately had to check to confirm it was fake, because it’s so believable.
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That has to be fake
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gotta get up awfully early in the AM to get one past ol pnkskrt
     
  19. bertwing

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    Look at the big brain on buttgers boy
     
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  20. steamengine

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  21. DrTomOsbourne

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    Half the country still firmly believes the guy who buried the mother of his children on his golf course with a $500 headstone so he could beat the tax system legitimately cares about them and their wellbeing.
     
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  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You wouldn’t think that would be something in her will or that her children would do it if wasn’t. Trump is a giant piece of shit but you’d think his wife had a will and it would have covered her burial wishes.
    Edit: Apparently he’s had it planned as a cemetery since back in 2007. Supposed to be 300 plots. I’m guessing that’s where they’ll all be buried and members of the club as well.
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

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    Might as well call it Trump Bathroom for all the people sneaking in there to piss and shit.
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    Why delay? Let’s just go ahead and do it today.
     
  25. steamengine

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    Damn I missed this.
     
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    Kari Lake has the most annoying made for TV tone
     
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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No clue. You’d think if he got tax breaks and people paid for the lots he’d have been doing it for years. He doesn’t seem like the type to sit on a grift waiting for someone in his family to die and be buried there first. Money is way more important to him than family.
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    200,000 minimum ballots were trafficked by mules!

     
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  29. 40wwttamgib

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    my sentiments exactly.
     
  30. steamengine

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    That’s that new Dinesh D joint
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    It is exhausting keeping up with the new RWNJ crazy all the time. Real exhausting
     
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  32. bwi2

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    yeah I don’t think any of Donald, Eric, or Ivanka give a shit about where mom wanted to be buried, and at least two of the three would actively defy her wishes to please dad
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    No, I meant let’s bury them all today.
     
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  34. Henry Blake

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    That's the entire GOP platform. 'Let's do some crazy shit.' Pretty cool country we live in.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I guess that’s where all of them are going to be buried. I was reading about it and he was going to build a mausoleum but that’s where him and all the family are going to be buried. Really wish he could have been the first one.
     
  36. Truman

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  37. herb.burdette

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    If you think Melania looks happy with that shovel now, just wait a little while.
     
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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    She’s gonna beat everyone to taking a piss on his grave.
     
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  39. Charles DeMar

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  40. DuffandMuff

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    This is great news and I hope we see more of it. Not sure if this is the right thread or the 1/6 Committee thread. Or is there an insurrection only thread?

     
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  41. BellottiBold

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    (Trumpocalypse)
     
  42. bwi2

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    A not great result tbh. Trump appointed judge first tossed out the terrorism sentencing enhancement the government argued for (not because it didn’t apply, but because she believed it would create a disparity with other defendants, even though DOJ explained why this case was different) and then she landed on a sentence below the 9-11 years provided by the Sentencing Guidelines (even though she was on the committee that created the most recent guidelines for a decade before becoming a judge)

    all in all this dude is going to serve under half the amount of time he should
     
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  43. DuffandMuff

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    I assumed all involved in the attack would be given probation and allowed to return to their white supremacist terror cells on Facebook to plan their next attack, so I was pleased.
     
  44. BellottiBold

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    Neat how no newspaper will describe it this way
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s federal time right? He will have to serve 80% of his sentence I believe.
     
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  46. electronic

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    Incredible.

     
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  47. electronic

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    It’s Enrico Palazzo!
     
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  48. aisle seven

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