Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    calm down peter
     
  2. UncleJesse

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  3. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    What wasn’t clear about that I’m referring to desantis giving this guy all the attention and having his profile launch by being targeted by said idiot governor
     
  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I get it now. I’m gonna fuck off.
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  6. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  7. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    We thought Sub Zero was doing a Talking Head like chud turn but it turns out we just can't read really well.
     
  8. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Going Noob Saibot, if you will
     
  9. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  10. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Where's this guys GoFundMe?
     
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  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Should’ve let him do it imo
     
  12. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Oh come on.

     
  13. Ladd McHonkey

    Ladd McHonkey The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Gee, why would Iran ever target John Bolton?

    #soleimani
     
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  14. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  15. swiz

    swiz >>>--;;;------------->
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    Fun thread
     
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  16. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  17. Jimmy Mac

    Jimmy Mac I can’t dance but I can throw the pill
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    The grift never ends
     
  18. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
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    the “Nazi App” says the guy with no hit of irony posting on TikTok.
     
  19. NilesIrish

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    Pre-loaded on the Freedom Phone.
     
  20. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Chumbo is surprisingly married. Gotta keep up with tmb lore
     
  21. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Probably not too far off from another one of these nut jobs shooting up a grocery store now. Too bad we can hold the people causing it accountable
     
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  22. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Had a '96 that I drove for 140k miles.
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    His wife is 12, but he's married.
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I had a ‘95 explorer that I drove to 273,423 miles before the odometer stopped working. I drove it for 4 years after that.
     
  25. BudKilmer

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    “Ryann”

    I fucking loathe her just for that second N

    fucks sake man

    “keyleigh and Ryann”

    i wish death upon her parents
     
  26. Josey Wales

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    The party that hates women… but she’s giving ladies free premium subscriptions!

    This shitbag grifting sister of a bigger shitbag grifter will probably make more money selling the data of her incel users than on ads and in app purchases.
     
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  27. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    I’m in big trouble once her brain matures in 13 years.
     
  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Hey ladies, get in here and meet the guys literally no one will fuck
     
  29. NilesIrish

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    If it gets off the ground it will produce tremendous content for normies.
     
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  30. NYGator

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  31. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    I choose to believe you married the girl with heart tattoo on her ass.
     
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  32. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Beto is at his best when he swears a lot at the most heinous shit and really shows how angry he is about the mass proliferation of guns, not even Bernie does that.
     
  33. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Her brain may need to marinate for a few more years.
     
  34. drewru

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    True…but is that a winning strategy in TX? I don’t know, but my general sense and experience has been that gun culture is too big and pervasive to be critical of in Texas. 2 people I grew up with that never fired a gun, let alone owned one, moved to Tx as adults and, despite retaining fairly moderate political views, now post videos of them and their kids at the range on social media.
     
  35. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Boldness in general plays in Texas. No matter what you do, be bold about it. He’s not going to get votes by being a shrinking violet.
     
  36. AIOLICOCK

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    Currently reading a Molly Ivans book and this tracks
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    My man, literally any Democrat that talks about gun violence in Texas will be smeared as a "the gubment is taking yer guns away!!!!!" Fucking lean into it at this point, this state is so huge you are going to still do fairly well if you talk about the half dozen mass shootings in the previous four years by a high capacity assault-style rifle. What's maybe slightly reassuring is there are old white guys in this video who look like 2A freaks cheering Beto on, the general public and probably a certain amount of GOP voters don't want these rifles in the public's hands as they've seen the pure evil they unleash.
     
  38. AIOLICOCK

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    Absolutely. It's not unreasonable to believe that you can get a significant number of fudds on board with legislation targeting MSR's and PCC's.
     
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  39. drewru

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    That’s fair. It just seems like Beto is making it his primary issue, which I think is great and well overdue, but there are so many other fucked up things about Texas (women’s rights and the grid failures to name two) that probably garner more support and that he can more easily stick the blame to Abbott on.
     
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  40. The Banks

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    Have you actually listened to him talk? He sounds neither strong nor competent.
     
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  41. The Banks

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    Counterpoint:

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  42. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Wait, hold on! He's talking about Andrew Warren. I have made this mistake, don't follow in my footsteps.
     
  43. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    to be fair, going to the range and shooting guns is a fucking blast. i absolutely love shooting all the different types of weapons at a gun store. spend $100 and shoot like 40 diff rifles, pistols, shotguns - it's an incredible time.

    that being said, i would ban every fucking gun on the planet and be happy, if i could.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I see an endless roll call of idiots who are out for blood and by blood I mean likes
     
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  45. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    4F8B607C-BD5A-425C-AA99-AEAA0106F3B6.jpeg
     
  46. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    He’s bold in his douchery and villainess.
     
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  47. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I own five handguns, and four rifles that were designed for war, and I'm in favor of much more stringent regulation
     
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  48. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    counterpoint

    no, it isn’t fun at all