Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Phil Connors

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    Feb. 29-31
     
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  2. BellottiBold

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    Some version of this is tried cyclically in damn near every US city.
     
  3. BudKilmer

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    Hi yes I had a teacher professional development where they fired blanks in an assault rifle in various parts of the building so we’d know what one sounds like when the inevitable American freedom event happens here
     
  4. CaneKnight

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    Man this is just completely insane shit. Imagine telling someone this stupid shit 20 years ago
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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    Fucking lunacy

    and I have a kid the same age as the Uvalde kids. I’m a salty bastard but I wept thinking that the last thing those kids heard was that sound hoping the good guys would come for them not realizing there were no good guys outside of that classroom
     
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  6. Henry Blake

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    The pictures of the Uvalde kids/families at the Astros game got me.
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. steamengine

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    Dennis is a right winger too he’s just a bit more subtle than what you’re seeing with Randy.
     
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  9. Shinzon

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    DeSantis might be worthy of his own thread soon.

    He said recently, “Florida is where ‘woke’ goes to die.” Trump started his campaign hate-mongering against immigrants. DeSantis using the same playbook but with his focus on the LBGTQ community. Societal progression is a thing of the past. Regression is the name of the game these days.

    https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-cou...ace-where-woke-goes-to-die-desantis-says/amp/
     
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  10. Upton^2

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    In his letter:

    The IRS is making it very clear that you not only need to be ready to audit and investigate your fellow hardworking Americans, your neighbors and friends, you need to be ready and, to use the IRS’s words, willing, to kill them.
     
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  11. bro

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    shame to see the rich so scared of a simple government agency
     
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  12. Sub-Zero

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    from the same guy who said poor people need to have skin the game
     
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  13. cutig

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    This certainly seems like a threat against government employees. Isn't that a crime
     
  14. CaneKnight

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    Dude is just openly calling himself a racist and white supremacist and the news won’t report it as such. You can get away with anything in this country when ur a certain demographic in a certain political party
     
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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think fear mongering against LGBTQ has the same level of reach as it does with immigrants.
     
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  16. Josey Wales

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    “Freedom incident” would be a great name to give them. Make people recoil in disgust (as they should) at the overuse of freedom to describe every shitty right wing thing.
     
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  17. Shinzon

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    But that’s likely just the starting point for DeSantis.
     
  18. Fusiontegra

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  19. Redav

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    It doesn't. He's getting out over his skis
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Beeds07

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    If we got the good people out of Florida and then nuked it, that would be a good day.

     
  22. El Tiburon

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    Again, DeSantis is a fucking moron. The national media just hasn’t really grasped that yet. Every public speaking engagement he has he treats as an opportunity to repeat the word “woke” as many times as possible. He has no other schtick. It’s like Hollywood executives who made teenage movies in the 2000s that still featured break dancing as a thing because the kids were so wild about it in 1985.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Can we just buy this woman a plane ticket to california
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    Holy shit so she's in state care, so they will not let her travel and get an abortion anywhere it is legal
     
  25. Illinihockey

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    everyone knows a gay person, far less people have close ties to first generation immigrants
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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    Actual lines from the “training”

    “from a far enough distance it may sound like a stack of books dropping on a hard floor.” (It did not)

    “if you keep a can of wasp spray in your room, some of those have a range of 30 feet, so it could buy you and your kids some time.” (Fucking bug spray vs an AR15 so Jesse and his mouth breathing brother can own weapons of war)
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Huh, institution infected with ideology vs facts

     
  28. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  29. herb.burdette

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    It’s Trump’s world.
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    If we are lucky Dick Cheney will swallow a bullet
     
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  31. bro

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    Liz shouldn’t be treated like some hero or anything. She is still a shitty Republican in a normal world. But I’ll give her the tiniest bit of credit for sticking to her guns and doing a good job with the January 6th committee. But now she’ll become an annoying tv personality for the rest of my life
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:
     
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  33. Blu Tang Clan

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    Her viewpoints suck, but at least they’re consistent and are based on some sort of foundation. Unlike the fascist bootlickers that comprises the majority of the party that are most concerned with adhering to the whims of a sophomoric narcissist.

    Her vision of America isn’t mine, but at least it’s of America than Trumplandia. That said, her losing because of a chain of dominoes her father helped speed into motion is humorous.
     
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  34. poetictrojan

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    On CNN…
     
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  35. Gaknight

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    She's running
     
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  36. lazy bum

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    Seems like a tremendous waste of resources, but, hey, that’s never stopped your kind before.
     
  37. devine

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    Liz Cheney is the candidate that the forward party needs!
     
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  38. ned's head

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    Republican men love admitting that they can't get their wives wet

     
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  39. dblplay1212

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    Not mature enough to make the decision to have a baby or not, but definitely mature enough to raise a child.
     
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  40. Josey Wales

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    But the state will help raise… lol jk.
     
  41. afb

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    "I ask the best questions"

    question asked: would you rather go to at bat against a major league pitcher or the mainstream media?

    jesus christ they are all so fucking dumb and unfunny
     
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  42. Josey Wales

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    Lol have his maker call him back. Please, Ron. Take a leap off a building you murdering prick.
     
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  43. Trip McNeely

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    The state will take the baby into custody and use her desire to abort as a reason to adopt it out whether she likes it or not.
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

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    that seems like the best outcome in this situation so I assume that’s not what would happen
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We’re going to see an explosion of children for adoption in a country that will only let a man and a woman adopt, but those people are going to be too busy raising kids they’re required to have. Forward five years when CNN runs a five part series on “Americas Adoption Crisis: Where are the adopting parents?”
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    We already have like 50k kids in foster homes. All the "just give then up for adoption!" people aren't out there adopting kids.
     
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  48. CaneKnight

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    Yeah it’s about control and forcing trash ass insane beliefs on people because these people have brain damage from indoctrination

    https://www.salon.com/2019/01/08/a-...s-now-been-established-by-scientists_partner/

    That’s literally all religious people are. People with fucking brain damage
     
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