Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DirtBall

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    My sis-n-law is Australian and when my niece first told her they “pledged to flag” each day she freaked out thinking they enrolled her in some weirds ass cultish school. Little did she know…
     
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  2. kinghill

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    :banderas:
     
  3. bertwing

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    Yeah man everyone totally should have known that at 10 years old
     
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  4. AptosDuck

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    Dude do you even internet
     
  5. PolyForce

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  6. Hank Scorpio

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  7. Beeds07

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    Perfect analogy.
     
  8. Redav

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    And was still a Nixon stan after Watergate and everything.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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    Since this is the tenth person saying this going the next twenty five years without learning it is odd which is the implication of folks saying oh no I didn't know he was a chud because of that video yesterday.
     
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  10. Redav

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    Everyone knows you can't learn things after turning 10
     
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  11. bwi2

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    I don’t think anyone said that? I explicitly said the opposite and a few people replied to my post. FWIW I knew he made that stupid movie a decade ago or whatever but I haven’t exactly spent a lot of time thinking about Ben Stein since the 90s.
     
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  12. El Tiburon

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    Oh we disagree. Ages 10-15 are prime teaching ages for young ladies. /libertarians
     
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  13. Redav

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  14. bertwing

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    You thinking everyone should know every chuddy thing some barely relevant tv personality has done, especially when they haven’t been relevant in decades, is weird.
     
  15. kezarmyaj

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    more like doodoo economics
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    Be a life long learner bert
     
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  17. Truman

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  18. bertwing

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    I’ll be the first to admit I will also not be researching the mailman on “Cheers” political views
     
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  19. BudKilmer

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    hell yes space force
     
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  20. devine

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  21. Fran Tarkenton

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    I vote Republican because the Courts are just too important.

     
  22. afb

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    weird

    I was told the vagueness was a good thing
     
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  23. BudKilmer

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    Didnt fetterman lose a bunch of weight? He must be packing a baby holding an apple
     
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  24. Redav

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    Fat shaming prob not the way to go Oz
     
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  25. fattus

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    What a stupid motherfucker. You can’t beat him at his own game. That’s like people who back&forth with Mets fans.
     
  26. Vito Corleone

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    I feel a lot better about everything if Fetterman gets to run this type of campaign against Desantis or Trump.

    It's crazy how making fun of your opponent's stupidity and not trying to normalize or ignore their awful opinions can energize the base. It's almost like appealing to your voters
     
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  27. Tobias

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    that tweet is from 2009, guys
     
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  28. fattus

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    Well fuck.

    Regardless, I stand by my post.
     
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  29. Vito Corleone

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    Fetterman's team should post all the ridiculous shit he believed in the past or currently does. Don't see a negative effect in doing that. He's a moron. Provide a history of him being a moron.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    He’s up by like 18 points he just needs to keep doing what he’s doing
     
  31. DollarBillHokie

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    If we’ve learned anything from Trump, it is to never back down.
     
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  32. $P1

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    Run it up, Herman. Leave no doubt
     
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  33. GrizzliesDrew

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    What he's doing is pointing out Oz's daily embarrassment on the campaign trail. It's super easy.
     
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  34. Can I Spliff it

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    You're forgetting raiding a data scientists home and having guns pointed at her kids
     
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  35. Henry Blake

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    I mean, this stuff isn't difficult. Yet congressional Ds barely even use social media to score points against the Rs. Really makes you wonder.
     
  36. PeterGriffin

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    “It wasn’t a raid!”
     
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  37. El Tiburon

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    The list is long. It’s easy to forget a lot of shit.
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    But AOC and Bernie want everyone to have healthcare. Isn’t that the REAL danger?
     
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  39. DrTomOsbourne

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    This was unironically shared by an old friend today. Check out that source :cmonson:

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  40. slogan119

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    Looks similar to most income and consumption taxes
     
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  41. HowdyHorns

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    You mean he is not just a spokesperson for the marijuana users groups?
     
  42. Born Again Lefty

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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    we stop learning how to read way before then
     
  44. BellottiBold

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    that's quite a policy plank
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Permanently banned from Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. It’s Florida so he probably still has a good chance of winning.
     
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  46. The Banks

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    DeSantis is a whiny messy bitch. He ain’t winning a Republican primary
     
  47. steamengine

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    Was talking to a well connected bushy “former Republicans” about 2024.

    Some key takeaways:

    -They basically just hate trump because he’s gross
    -Why can’t Dems put up a candidate to appeal to former republicans
    -Hope Liz Cheney runs (at first I thought to peel away gop votes, but it was actually so they could vote for her!)
    -All of their wealthy still Republican friends are ready to move on from trump to support fat ron
    -Beto cussing makes them very uncomfortable
    -After all of that, they can’t believe anyone can still be a Republican at this point
    :redcard: