Trumpocalypse: Pandumbic

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  1. Detlef Schrempf

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    Was it though?
     
  2. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “It’s self defense!” as the person is walking away from you
     
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  4. SD_Irish

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    This POS compromising spies would be right up his alley. What an objectively awful person and party that covers for him.
     
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  5. DollarBillHokie

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    Anyone have insight into whether #2 - requesting a list of top us spies is something ever done? I would assume it wasn’t given to him and isn’t ever asked by presidents. I would also assume that compiling such a list would be nearly impossible for the CIA as nobody is read into enough programs to create a list.
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    This is Trump porn (which I want to jerk it to), but isn’t substantiative enough to get erect over.
     
  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    What he asked for was a list of ODNI employees at the top of the payscale that had been there for over 90 days. Guessing that's probably bureaucrats rather than actual spies. Have a hard time believing the people embedded in other countries are on the payroll in a database.
     
  8. Can I Spliff it

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  9. texasraider

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    I used to live there. The mayor’s name is scooter and counts Ted Cruz as one of his heroes.

    The drag brunch was organized by a man who recently opened a restaurant and his son is a drag queen.
     
  10. fattus

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    Drag brunches are awesome.
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    You don't get erect when you jerk off?
     
  12. Hank Scorpio

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    If I'm lucky
     
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  13. Can I Spliff it

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    How am I supposed to explain drag brunches to my kids?!

    - hey little dude. There are some guys who feel very at ease when theyre wearing whats usually thought of as girls clothes. Some girls have the same feeling with guys clothes. Sometimes they go really all out, and they make great food. Lets try it out
     
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  14. Mix

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    I felt like drag brunches went out of style like 5-6 years ago.
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    if they're not on a list how do we know where to send their direct deposit when doing spy payroll twice a month. Really the kremlin should've noticed the russian people getting paid in dollars. That's on them.
     
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  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    It’s just so hard for me to understand why someone would get worked up about something they’re not required to take their kids to.
     
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  17. BUstang

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    Golden retriever Fox News man told them to get worked up. So they are worked up.
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    That’s because Bananas closed around then
     
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  19. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
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    Haven't you heard? Drag brunch is going to be mandatory in curriculum now. It's after Intro to critical race but before the History of the IRS.
     
  20. bro

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  21. ~ taylor ~

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    In this hypothetical I'm assuming Putin would tell the dummy what to ask for.
     
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  22. skiedfrillet

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    i highly doubt he was selling any kind of state secrets to anyone

    him unknowingly or unwittingly sharing information he shouldn't have because he's desperate for approval? 100%
     
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  23. 40wwttamgib

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    might i ask why
     
  24. skiedfrillet

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    bc trump is a patriot and patriots don't sell state secrets, duh
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. Josey Wales

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    PRESIDENT T!!! Now using the same dem anger strategy when ppl find out this fuck face was being investigated for Russian collusion during the campaign and it wasn’t announced.
     
  27. enjj

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    Is Florida harbouring a terrorist?
     
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  28. Phil Connors

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    Several
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yep called it. Can’t be charged for taking top secret documents if you’re calling yourself the president. He must have just watched that stupid ass movie.
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    Our governor is certainly one
     
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  31. bertwing

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    Kushner soon:

    “behold, the coagula!”

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  32. bertwing

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    We’re all looking at you blind dog
     
  33. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    [​IMG]
     
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  34. bro

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  35. Josey Wales

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    Yugh. Would love to see whether anyone has done a deep dive investigation into this. Certainly makes sense. Especially a halfwit like Rubio writing a book — other than his parents, who tf wants to read that shit.
     
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  36. bro

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  37. Drown ‘Em

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  38. prerecordedlive

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    Hang on. They’re just bribing this dumb fuck in broad daylight.

     
  39. CuckFinn

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    ? What was in the first Tweet?
     
  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Just every day Midwest people type of things. Nothing abnormal at all.
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

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  42. Detlef Schrempf

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    This feels very surprising…. /sarcasm
     
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  43. BudKilmer

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  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. Hank Scorpio

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    Val not leaning heavy into this in ads and debates (do they even do that for Senate?) just means she's in on it too. It's such a clickable headline.
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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