Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. aisle seven

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    Ted lives to get absolutely crushed on Twitter.com

     
  2. Paddy Murphy

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    Better put that kid on a terrorist watch list.
     
  3. Mister Me Too

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  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  5. JonathanCoachman

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    If Maggie has known that Donald was calling up people pretending to be his own assistant again all this time and saved it for that fucking book, I will be peeved.
     
  6. Detlef Schrempf

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    That’s the thing you’ll be peeved about?
     
  7. JonathanCoachman

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    Yup. I'm a yuuuuuuge Stan for John Barron.
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Actually shocking he resigned
     
  9. JonathanCoachman

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    I'm guessing reporter got it wrong and that he actually re-signed and now has a lifetime contract.
     
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  10. Keef

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    It's racism...at the root of all of it, it's always racism.
     
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  11. Mister Me Too

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    I can’t wait for him to be tasked with leading the DOJ civil Rights Division in 2025.
     
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  12. JonathanCoachman

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    Civil Rights for uncivil whites. Everyone else will be in the camps by then.
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    John Barron stand up
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    Don't say this around Donald. Barron thinks someone is telling him to stand up and he gets confused because he isn't allowed to be seen standing anywhere close to his father. He disrespects his old man by being so tall. Think of all the Trump Tower jokes there are to be made.
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  16. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    There’s so much fuck to unpack in there. Racism and bigotry cancelling out fuckery is amazing.
     
  17. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Go Team Venture!
     
  18. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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  19. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    What a fucking asshole
     
  20. Vito Corleone

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    Treating immigrants poorly and pissing off the left is the best GOP political card in any card game
     
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  21. Marty Kaan

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    going on a bachelor party and one of the friends is a qanon / maga guy. I don't think we will be close after the berating i'm going to give him this weekend
     
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  22. AIOLICOCK

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    Sounds like someone trying to be encouraging during a crisis, but what do I know...
     
  23. Marty Kaan

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    I previously bullied him on social media to the point his wife made him delete his account. LFG
     
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  24. b0ne5

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    Not sure how showing toughness and resilience though a crisis is a bad thing.
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Mister Me Too

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  27. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  28. Doc Louis

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    Someone post a Paige Duke pic?
     
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  29. NYGator

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    What a fucking bratty bitch.
     
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  30. CUAngler

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  31. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I would say she and Gaetz are a thing after all the time spent together recently, but she’s obvs too old for his tastes
     
  32. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Meanwhile, in the great state of Tennessee,
     
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  33. Eathan Edwards

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    Where is the bachelor party? I feel like this could escalate the humor value significantly.
     
  34. THEBLUERAIDER

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  35. zeberdee

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    where's flying debris when you need it?
     
  36. bro

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  37. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Is this a thing that they’re doing now? I saw someone reposted something on FB about how their kid was in class and a classmate brought in their litter box and was dressed like a furry and the students were told by the teacher to accept them. They claimed it happened in Sallisaw, OK which there’s no way in hell it actually did happen or a teacher there would have let it.
     
  38. NYGator

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    A serious government doing serious work.
     
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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    It never happened. It was started by some shit state rep who later admitted it wasn’t real
     
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  40. Tommy Jefferson

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    Is there a furries thread? I need to educate myself
     
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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    It started even before that. I heard the rumors months before that guy said that shit along with names of people doing it. I don't know where it started but it's like La-a or whatever and it's so fucking frustrating.
     
  42. THEBLUERAIDER

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    There is no way that Tennessee teachers in the counties these morons represent, who are, for the most part, as MAGA as our GA, would let that happen or encourage acceptance. It’s just not happening.
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    They just make up shit and then tell their sheep to be very afraid of it.
     
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