Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I bet you’re auto shadowbanned if you don’t answer lebron for overrated athlete.
     
  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    Just needs to be someone not white.
     
  3. jrmy

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  4. bertwing

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    Gambler would ace the questionnaire
     
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  5. PeterGriffin

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  6. Can I Spliff it

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  7. Can I Spliff it

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  8. NYGator

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    So we are here right now. Hurricanes equal punishment by elite Libs.

     
  9. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Is Mr Donald J. Trump suggesting Mitch McConnell be killed? Many people are saying yes.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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    I’m glad someone caught on to this so quickly, considering Florida has never once been hit by a hurricane before
     
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  11. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Portland police are a very special breed. Quite regularly street racers will shut down a major street or bridge downtown and police just won't bother to respond.
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    “Coco Chow” :laugh: what the fuck
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    It's as nonsensical as it is racist. He's ascended to a new level of idiot shitlord.
     
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  14. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    reminds me of this

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  15. ned's head

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    I'm willing to call trump good for one day if he successfully turns his oatmeal brained army against mitch
     
  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Show me where a hurricane ever hit Florida from 2016-2020?

    Check and mate lib
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    Interesting that when a natural disaster hits a blue state it’s god punishing them, but when a natural disaster hits red states it has nothing to do with god punishing morality.
     
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  18. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Chicago is the same
     
  19. ~ taylor ~

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    I regularly hear about California's not praying enough causing their fires. Natural disasters in Florida or Kentucky or wherever... crickets.
     
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  20. NYGator

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    Just have to say Coco Chow again.
     
  21. Lyrtch

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  22. bwi2

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    wtf
     
  23. 40wwttamgib

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    Never. Fuck the “border”
     
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  24. Dick Dollars

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    “Ukrainian-occupied territories”
     
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  25. Jimmy the Saint

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    Everything about this is wrong and gross.
     
  26. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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  27. Jimmy the Saint

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  28. BudKilmer

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    Simping for Russians at all times
     
  29. b0ne5

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    First I’m hearing of this attack at the Southern Border. Smells like bullshit.
     
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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    They’re getting weapons and money from China!
     
  31. ono

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    I’m very excited to see the first executions of anti American espionage traitors since the 60s.
     
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  32. PeterGriffin

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    I’m no grammar expert but “Ukrainian-occupied territories”… the hyphen turns the first two words into a descriptor of the territories, so that it is Ukrainians who are infringing on the area, right?
     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    According to US conservatives, yes
     
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  34. fattus

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    I’m in Boise, ID for a funeral and spent the day with my mom. She’s been on a Fox News/Rush Limbaugh diet my whole adult life. She claimed today that everyone in this country has the same opportunities. I called bullshit. When she asked why I said, “For starters, we had clean drinking water.”

    I was shocked when she said that was a good point. Doubly shocked when she conceded that our access to good schools gave us a leg up. Then she talked shit about Ammon Bundy when we saw a sign for him running for governor.

    She’ll still vote straight ticket R but I have never heard her concede on any R talking point before today. I’m going to guess it’s because my dad moved into a nursing home full time 2 months ago and she is thinking for herself for the first time in her life.
     
  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    wonder if petey t made the red scare gals sign up
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Trevor Noah fucking sucks
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    trevor noah went on a date with dua lipa we worship him now
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    he seems to have overcome a lot
     
  40. Bruce Wayne

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    They're leaving their prayer rugs in the desert!
     
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  41. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Are... are we disagreeing with the gist of his Haberman post?
     
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  42. Can I Spliff it

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    World war, huh?

    Who exactly is aligning with Russia right now? Besides conservatives?
     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    Lmao problematic under this regime who did what trump said he’d do and brought troops home from Afghanistan. Ok.
     
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  44. dblplay1212

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    Why is that? I'm not a huge fan but haven't seen anything bad with him?
     
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  45. NilesIrish

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    Noah performing at ND was the first big COVID cancelation I can remember, I was looking forward to it.
     
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  46. Jax Teller

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    They do that in the Nashville area damn near every weekend. It's routine to see intersections covered in donut marks the next day. No idea why the cops don't seem to even make an attempt to stop it.
     
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  47. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Noah has seemed more like a smug lib than bathed in righteous indignant fury
     
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  48. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    He’s not funny at all. I have the office on in the background while I’m cooking and those Trevor Noah commercials with his horrible jokes and impressions are like nails on a chalkboard
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    That's fair. I don't find him super funny but the show is entertaining enough that I watch the YT version most nights.
     
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