Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    The republican stance on abortion isn’t about the “sanctity of life” or even “controlling women’s bodies” it’s merely a cultural indicator, it’s why they don’t actually give a fuck about Walker having paid for one.
     
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Shitty white moms have been freaking about poison in the candy my entire life
     
  3. DuffandMuff

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    And there’s 30 million other Americans who believe and reiterate the same points as her.
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    It is about giving religious nuts 1 reason to vote Republican. Because there isn't another thing they can point to.
     
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  5. fattus

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    My gay liberal co-worker was talking about fentanyl in candy this year.
     
  6. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Disagree. They can also point to the racism.
     
  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    We’re the richest and greatest country in the world but also we’re all individually broke (Thanks, Biden!) and “illegals” are so flush with cash that they’re willing to spend millions to pull off this scheme to hand out free drugs to kids. Checks out, I guess.
     
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  8. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  9. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I go one step further and inspect my kids’ Halloween candy by eating half of it. I selflessly subject myself to the best varieties too, since those are the most likely to be contaminated.
     
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  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Tell them to use their brain for 1 second and realize how stupid it would be for drug dealers to waste a shitload of money handing out free and deadly drugs.
     
  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    for real though they used to give out rock cocaine back in the day
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  13. fattus

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    I eviscerated him. Thought he was gonna cry. I felt bad cause he’s really an awesome dude.
     
  14. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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  15. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  16. NYGator

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    I'm probably a lot older than you, and I'm guessing it has been forever. My mom used to have to inspect our candy for razorblades.
     
  17. seanofthedead86

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    Thought I read somewhere the drugs in candy myth came from one guy that passed out poison candy to try and cover up killing his own kid.
     
  18. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  19. Tommy Jefferson

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    There’s also that small detail about drug dealers/illegal immigrants typically trying to avoid drawing unnecessary attention to themselves. Killing an entire neighborhood of kids isn’t the best strategy to avoid detection.
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  21. Vito Corleone

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    Imagine thinking someone like Warnock will be worse in government than him.

    Bo, Barry, and Earl were all better
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. bwi2

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    didn’t think big bowls of chili fit in his diet
     
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This country also has 30 million bricks

    Just sayin
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    I’d say politics doesn’t pay but we know it does. Apart from having shitty opinions and being generally abhorrent, this guy is an objective idiot. Astounding that there is no shame for nominating and supporting this guy or MTG. How the fuck can you be ok with this as your representation in Congress?
     
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  26. Xander Crews

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    So appropriate that she referred to it as “an episode of Fox News.”
     
  27. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Sooooo, FSU got the head of research at Harvard and UF gets…..this thing

    lol
     
  28. Gaknight

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    I’m sure that will go over well with the students and alumni.
     
  29. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    How dare you disrespect the casualties from the war on Christmas.
     
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  30. TAS

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    Someone should let qanon know about all these pedos roaming around the nation

     
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  31. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Lol this is not what instagram is showing us
     
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  32. Detlef Schrempf

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    Guys, he’s only going to college young Republican meetings…
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bruh needs to get on RushTok next year. 100% a damn lie
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    Huh. I always thought he was something of a homosexual, myself.
     
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  35. drewru

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    Razor blades in apples was a classic.
     
  36. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    It’s definitely about controlling women. Not specifically their bodies, but making them dependent on and subservient to men.
     
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  37. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    They got all that cash from taking our jobs.
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    jfc we could save everyones time and sanity by just having the CIA JFK his ass
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    The liar who lies about everything isn't being cooperative? I. Am. Shocked.
     
  41. NDJOECA

    NDJOECA Well-Known Member

    That would require conviction and principles, you aren’t cynical enough.
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    But get this….he’s also……..lying
     
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  43. NDJOECA

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    These people fundamentally don’t believe that actions matter as a theological belief, they believe you say the magic words and Dino riding Jesus saves your soul. There is no plan, there is no ideology, there is only grievance.
     
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  44. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I'd go so far as to say that Lawrence Phillips was both a better college running back and human being than Herschel.

    bring that corpse back to DC #Nebraska Cornhuskers
     
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  45. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    This is how you meme

     
  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it worked for my buddy. He went on a Eurotrip and pretend to work in the mailroom of a law office. He just lied over and over again even got a a guy fired and himself a promotion.
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I know some feel sorry for people like this but I honestly hate her and people like her.