Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DirtBall

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  2. beerme

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    Please tell me that’s not a real human
     
  3. TAS

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    Blaire Erskine has had the same bit on Twitter for years.
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s parody she is a comedy writer for the jimmy kimble show. She doesn’t want Bette to “come on her” and “frying up cheese” for dinner should have given it away.
     
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  5. fattus

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    Pretty sure Lyrtch wants Bette to come on him.
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    Yes
     
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  7. seanofthedead86

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    Comments say this is because they are wearing bullet proof vests but I don't think I ever stood like that wearing a vest, plates or no plates.
     
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  8. Bruce Wayne

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    Ron just looks too fat to be wearing the size suit he has on
     
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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    Reading the politics thread on another UF board is like going in to the upside down from Stranger Things. Conversations about all of the same topics, but with a completely opposite POV or reasoning.

    Like with the impending rise in gas prices. It would have been prevented if Trump had been allowed to fill the reserves when it was around $25 a barrel, but Schumer wouldn't let him, so the current fuel costs are Dems fault. What?
     
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  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    “We only watch happy movies ... so they were watching Ol’ Yeller” made me LOL (and cry)
     
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  11. Jimmy the Saint

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    They should’ve bootstrapped harder and filled up their garbage bags in 2020.
     
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  12. Mix

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    Yeah this is 100% not true. These girls are creating new levels every few years. Its insane.
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

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    Gutfeld attended berkley lol
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    Fucking right Laura. I smoked a bowl and was so wired I went and murdered 3 hookers. Or I microwaved some lasagna and fell asleep. One of the two
     
  15. afb

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    Schumer wasn’t the senate leader when trump was president…..
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Started out with a Marijuana, how did it end up like this? It was only a Marijuana, it was only a Marijuana
     
  17. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    the irony is half of the Fox newsroom is probably texting their dealers right now so they can secure enough blow to get them through the 3 day weekend. White douchebag DC is awash in shitty heavily cut cocaine.
     
  18. DuffandMuff

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    A significant portion of her audience absolutely smokes weed, but will also agree with what she says. Fox can tell their audience to kill themselves and they will. (kinda already did with not getting vaccinated and no masks)
     
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  19. bro

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    even 60 year old conservatives love smoking weed. Such a losing argument for these morons :laugh:
     
  20. drewru

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    Plenty of talent here in Berkeley. He is likely the way he is because he never got to experience any of it.
     
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  21. skiedfrillet

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    sounds like a fun night either way tbqh
     
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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    iT's A gAteWay dRug
     
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  23. fattus

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    LOL at “Biden caves to radical left’s demands”
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    she isn’t arguing that weed is a gateway drug and legalizing it will lead to people using harder drugs, she is saying this is the start and will lead to decriminalizing other harder drugs. Let’s at least get the stupidity correct. We should definitely at the very least decriminalize all drug use. In that way we can help people properly instead of throwing them in jail, I don’t know if shit like Meth should be legal.
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Thanks for quoting my parody of a popular The Killers song.
     
  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Dark Brandon (Flowers)
     
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  27. fattus

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    And for quoting my message which had fuck all to do with his post.
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    You took my not at all serious post way too seriously.
     
  29. Redav

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    And he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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    Classic ANTIFA behavior
     
  31. IV

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    Oh the horror
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    As if “fight” has not always been a euphemism for organizing and turning out to vote or protest. Cute how these scum try to conflate it because of trumps direct appeal to violence.

    Also, that’s guaranteed to be a chud who did that. ANTIFA CALLING CARD is the tell.
     
  33. skiedfrillet

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    Blackz rule

    i'll never not love that original "defamation" from like missouri or whatever
     
  34. Mister Me Too

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    Republicans always make democrats seem way better than they are IRL.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol some of you people get upset over the littlest things.
     
  36. bro

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    I've seen you post for an hour+ about some absolute nonsense. That is just TMB breh
     
  37. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Let’s see LIV Golf stop this one!

     
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  38. ashy larry

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    fuck, marry, kill

     
  39. ashy larry

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    jk @fbi (bitches)
     
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  40. ned's head

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  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    This old guy fucks.

     
  42. BudKilmer

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    Fuck em up Joe Santarlasci!
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m not understanding your point and don’t see how the two are related.
     
  44. bro

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  45. Josey Wales

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    Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen.
     
  46. BellottiBold

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    Wish I lived in a country where this actually happened tbh
     
  47. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  48. steamengine

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    He did the human trafficking meme
     
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