Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    Bush, Rummy and Chaney should burn in hell forever
     
  2. BudKilmer

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    And Medhi is so fn good
     
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  3. Illinihockey

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    Imagine if Obama said this
     
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  4. Matt Foley

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    I mean, he’s not wrong. In this case “ourselves” = the GOP
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    They have a point because if the republicans are one thing, they are accepting of diversity.
     
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  7. drewru

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    Title 16 absolutely is, and it’s a good thing.
     
  8. drewru

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    Report her. Social Security has a tip line for just this kind of situation.
     
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  9. drewru

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    This is correct.
     
  10. *DIESEL*

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    If Trump would actually get on stage and say this, that would be ballgame. Reads like an ITYSL skit.
     
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  11. Redav

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  12. dblplay1212

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    Yea im not going to report my mom's 70 year sister that helped raise me. Sorry, I'm just not. You can stand on a soap box and say you would but that's just not something I'll do. A Dr. continues to sign off on it, thats between then. I'm not hurting my family down over it.
     
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  13. CUtigers

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    Do it, you coward.
     
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  14. dblplay1212

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    You first. You're from the south. You have that same aunt.
     
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  15. CUtigers

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    God I wish I could find something to turn my piece of shit uncle and grandma in for :pray:
     
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  16. Redav

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    I would turn in family members so quick if I could
     
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  17. CUtigers

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    The only solid info I have right now is an uncle who works at the Mars factory and brings home unreleased candy sometimes.
     
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  18. Taffy

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    She should be in The Hague, not worried about Welfare fraud
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    And that still would be too good for them
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The moderate white
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Klippenstein retweeting old bethany tweets

    Someone gave this freak 6 kids lol
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    In case you are of the opinion that going to old tweets is low hanging fruit in all cases:

     
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  23. bro

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    We got it, she sucks.
     
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  24. NYGator

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    Odds she believes in God?
     
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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Witzke

    edit: I would never have guessed she is a former drug user.
    I would have said current drug user. and not the good ones either. Something like krokodil or wet strained through a dirty sock
     
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  26. Can I Spliff it

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    Shes tweeting through it rn
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    you’d think all those guns would protect people from gun deaths
     
  28. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If everyone had a gun on them all the time nobody would ever get shot
     
  29. El Tiburon

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    I just used my gun to shoot this post because I love America.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I just shot my tv to switch to another game. USA!
     
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  31. Josey Wales

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    Associating the gop party as tough on crime when they’re weak and insane on guns is a terrible failure of the media and sane policy makers.

    GOP: tough on minorities who commit crimes, weak on everything else including not caring if your kid gets dusted in home ec.
     
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  32. BudKilmer

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  33. AptosDuck

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    At least Ben can get the dishes wet
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    this is a good post friendo
     
  35. Redav

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    I love that the premise of that Shapiro bit is that they're all huge douchebags who can't be bothered to help out around the house
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m home watching the tournament so I am cooking doing dishes and did some laundry. I wish I could be as manly as :checks note: Ben Shapiro? Really him?
     
  37. Prospector

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  38. Mix

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    Got to make sure your audience really knows how shitty of a person you are and how useless you are.
     
  39. Josey Wales

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    Weird. All of your wives also added the caveat. “Shit like this is why I have a boyfriend.”
     
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  40. steamengine

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  41. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    You can have some fun auditing likes in that thread
     
  42. steamengine

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    Various members of the boards current dirtbag jacobin contingent going to bat for W lmao.
     
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  43. BudKilmer

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    Seeing that fat old bitch perp walk is my fever dream
     
  44. Lyrtch

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    2016!
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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  46. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    We got him this time right??