Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Why even have a court system if everything is already known?

    Disband the SCOUTS?
     
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  2. shawnoc

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  3. beerleagueman

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    Trump for FL DNC Chair
     
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  4. Sanjuro

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    Who wrote that for him? I’m surprised he has anyone left around him that can articulate that clear of an attack.
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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  6. Lyrtch

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    good post donnie
     
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  7. Blu Tang Clan

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    Seems like a version of it is happening ITT.
     
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  8. ats

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    Please don’t, how am I going to get my cookies? A world without Samoas should just cease to exist.
     
  9. Mister Me Too

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  10. ats

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    always for me, but not for you
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. Hank Scorpio

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    "The rule change would ban lessons on sexual orientation and gender identity from grades 4 to 12, unless required by existing state standards or as part of reproductive health instruction that students can choose not to take."

    So absolutely nothing would change in terms of what is taught in school, but let's make LGBTQ+ teenagers feel even more ostracized. God this guy is such an asshole.
     
  13. Beeds07

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    So now we have to ask, did Trump make up the arrest stuff to grift? He’s made a ton of money since he announced it.
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Probably took something with an ounce of truth (Trump lawyer: "we might find out the NY DA's decision to indict next week") and his super power just took over from there
     
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  15. HuskerInMiami

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  16. HoosDaMan

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  17. HuskerInMiami

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    https://dashmacintyre.medium.com/a-...pe-is-all-a-big-misunderstanding-7e64d73b8bd4

    This is obviously satire.

    There's more in the article.

    A video Facebook post from infamously homophobic televangelist Rick Palermo of the Assembly of Leviticus has gone viral because in it he apologizes for “accidentally doing a sodomy.”

    “Folks, you know me, I’m probably the biggest fan and disciple of the book of Leviticus in the country, let alone our humble state of Arkansas,” said Palermo. “I love Leviticus so much I even named our beloved church after it. And I read from Leviticus every day. And my favorite passage is the one about gay people going to Hell because I’m so not gay that I’m probably the least gay person on the planet. I’m going straight to straight Heaven when I die! Which brings me to the subject of this address. Last weekend, an incident occurred that in no way accurately reflects the very true fact that I am not gay one bit. However, unfortunately, this incident was caught on tape, and is being held over my head as blackmail, so I thought the best thing for me to do was to just be honest and admit my totally innocent mistake. I’m not going to give in to the blackmail, so the video of my incident will probably soon be released to the public. So let me prepare all you, my faithful flock of Leviticus lovers, because the video will probably look a little bad. It’s not edited, and is one long, uncut take, but the video is being presented completely out of context.”

    “At face value, this video will appear to be a gay porn video of me being gay in a gay club’s gay bathroom, but what you don’t see behind the scenes before the video starts is that I only went into the club not realizing it was a gay club."
     
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  18. infected donkey

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    Just an honest mistake.
     
  19. beerme

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    Yes it was a total accident that I was there, but once inside with all the gyrating phallus’ and juicy swinging plums I just couldn’t help myself
     
  20. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Trump is very dumb and usually wrong about everything. You should look at anything he says through this lens first.
     
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  21. *DIESEL*

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  22. portlandspartan

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    lol. Ok guy. Nothing is happening.
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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    I’ll be on my widow’s walk
     
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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeppppp. The longer this drags out, the more likely I am to put big money down on him not getting arrested.
     
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  25. Truman

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    I think im in the camp that this needs to be a slam dunk case w virtually no chance of acquittal. Im not gonna get too upset if they dont indict on this one.

    If they dont move forward with the stuff in Georgia - fuuuuuck that
     
  26. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Nothing is going to happen and if you ever thought otherwise you haven't been paying attention
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Chuck Schumer: “trump could be arrested as soon as tomorrow. Just like voting reform and Medicare for all.”
     
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  28. Buns

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    Ah well. Nevertheless,
     
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  29. CUAngler

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    Why does it matter what order he gets indicted?
     
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  30. bwi2

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    It doesn’t and the idea that DOJ would intervene to stop the state from proceeding is hilarious. Snell is right up there with Honig as one of these clout chasing tv lawyers.
     
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  31. ClemPson

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    I am disappointed Donny hasn’t given Ron a nickname yet. I’m assuming his staff must be searching for anything in Ron’s past still.
     
  32. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s crazy how many sports & leisure pods that intentionally go outta their way to not talk polotocs are hyper focused on Donny going to the slam. It’s weird what breaks through.
     
  33. The Blackfish

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    Stunning to me that after everything that has happened there are people who think something might come of any of this. 0% chance.
     
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  34. Josey Wales

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    Exactly. From that to suddenly people are fighting and tripping over one another to indict first. Gtfo.
     
  35. Prospector

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    oooopppppsssss
     
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  36. Redav

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    I've really missed people definitely saying whether something they have no clue about, will or won't happen.
     
  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Once you convince yourself that nothing bad will ever happen to rich white men in this country it makes life sadly more palatable.
     
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  38. The Blackfish

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    But you do know
     
  39. Redav

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    No one "knew" until it didn't immediately happen this week. No one "knew" on Monday for instance. I don't have to know. I can just let it play out! And I don't have to insinuate that people who don't listen to me (when I know absolutely nothing) are a moron.
     
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  40. The Blackfish

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    I’ve posted on this here message board as if anyone who didn’t agree with me was a moron for 14 years and I don’t intend to stop now.

    moron
     
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  41. Prospector

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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    I wouldn’t take Trump’s failure to predict his arrest date as evidence of much of anything
     
  43. *DIESEL*

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  44. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Just more evidence that he’s dumb and wrong about everything.
     
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  45. Prospector

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    fucking fantastic IF real
     
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  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    LOL. Jason Whitlock was trending on Twitter. This is the first tweet I saw once I clicked on it...

     
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