Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. SD_Irish

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    Willful stupidity and faux outrage. Fuck these types of people.
     
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  2. MJH

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    Can these people take their kids outside of the house anymore if every place is a grooming center?
     
  3. Nole0515

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    gonna make every kid wear the sensory deprivator 5000
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Is there a liberal grooming center I can take my
    Kids to? Maybe they have summer camp? I’d like to sign up for their newsletter
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    as someone who grew up in a lower middle class area that really had nothing more as recreation than reading and going to the library, this hurts my soul.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    He’s just cosplaying as Big Boss with that eye patch
     
  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The pod John’s brought up a good what if. If tmz gets the mugshot pic, who sells more tshirts with the picture on it, trump or #theresistance ?
     
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  8. steamengine

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    They also pitched Desantis on a new slogan:

    trump without the handcuffs

    Pretty good!
     
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  9. BudKilmer

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    fuck it I’ll buy one, one grifter or another will get my 30 bucks
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Yet here we are.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    This poor soul. 30 entire minutes listening to school shooting survivors. Someone should build this man a statue.

     
  12. El Tiburon

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    “Impertinent?” Yikes. He either doesn’t know what that word means, or he knows exactly what it means. In either case, he’s a piece of shit.
     
  13. gilstein21

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    I’d debate the nothing to do with line too
     
  14. DirtBall

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    They always say the quiet part out loud
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    Catturd is a mover and a shaker
     
  16. zeberdee

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    this idiot has been pretty quiet lately, I forgot all about him.
     
  17. Josey Wales

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    I think we’ve all used and seen impertinent used in the same way. It’s also a synonym for rude.

    Obviously, he can eat shit regardless.
     
    #411369 Josey Wales, Mar 24, 2023
    Last edited: Mar 24, 2023
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  18. Josey Wales

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    Try convincing me user catturd is less reliable than trafalgar.
     
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  19. JGator1

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  20. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  21. DirtBall

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    Honestly, it’s a state GOP rep, I bet 100% he wrote rude, wanted another word and googled “rude synonym” and picked the one that looked best, not even realizing that means you just called these teenage school shooting survivors “useless”.
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. BudKilmer

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  24. BudKilmer

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    So things are going smashingly for meatball Ron
     
  25. Drown ‘Em

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    His horns are starting to show.
     
  26. GrizzliesDrew

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    I’m telling you….things are going so badly he’s not even going to run.
     
  27. Mix

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    He's a complete nobody by then unless he gets like Rick Scott's seat or something.
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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    Lol, another 5 years and he'll be completely exposed. He's a fucking idiot and the passage of time and Trump won't change that.
     
  29. Drown ‘Em

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    Another potential problem for him beyond just being exposed, his term as governor ends in 2026 and he’s term limited. He’d have to run in 2028 as a former governor instead of a current one. His star will surely grow even dimmer the moment he leaves his safe space in Tallahassee.
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. Gaknight

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    Florida legislators will change the laws so he can be lifetime governor until he wins the presidency
     
  32. bro

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  33. Gaknight

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    Quite possibly the ugliest lady on earth
     
  34. Gaknight

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  35. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  36. IanBoyd

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    Graduates from Yale, spent entire life networking, bootlicking to climb the political ranks and months ahead of what was suppose to be his career defining political campaign, has to go on TV to say he does not in fact, eat pudding with his bare hands like a toddler.

    It's fucking hilarious to see these Harvard/Yale grads that sold their soul to the GOP to appeal to the lowest common denominator be reduced to this when an orange reality TV moron just needs to stand in front of a mic and call them 2nd grade nicknames.

    Get fucked.
     
  37. steamengine

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    I wonder why they can’t find workers.
     
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  38. Eathan Edwards

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    That homemade remedy:

    Pounding shots upon waking up before going on air!!
     
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  39. Redav

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    I really wish labor would look at capital as their enemy like capital does so intently at labor in this country
     
  40. The Banks

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    Never understood why some people thought he was a serious candidate. He’s a whiny pathetic gov of a shit state.
     
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  41. Gaknight

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    The one fox segment my 33 year old self needs to see
     
    #411395 Gaknight, Mar 25, 2023
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2023
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Wee Bey does this get your motor running?
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We could pay them a living wage…

    Or, hear me out. 12 year olds. They’ll only spend it on candy.
     
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  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  45. Josey Wales

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    It can only be an assumption you love your children for a guy who fucking hates a few of his.
     
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