Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  2. Josey Wales

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    To trump and the GOP: history will judge you…errr ok now I see what they’ll do.
     
  3. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Cancel culture run amuck
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    they are trying to change the law for him to be able to run now, why won’t they just change the law did him to be able to run again in 26?
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    not going to lie I thought that was fake
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    There was a time when this would have been a news story
     
  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This is actually funny

     
  8. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    The campaign law they are changing is a statute. The term restriction is in the state constitution. Much more difficult to change the constitution than a statute.
     
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  9. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    my bad I thought the governor thing (having to resign) was also part of the constitution.
     
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  11. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    No worries. Apparently the GOP in Florida also changed the law for Charlie Crist to run for Veep in 2008 before the law was changed back 4 years ago.
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

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    people forget this bitch literally shit himself and wouldn’t bathe so he didn’t have to serve.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I wish she’d have called him out on his obvious bullshit.
     
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  14. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Real lyrics that Ted Nugent wrote:

    Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
    You look too good to be true
    I just know that you're probably clean
    There's one lil' thing I got do to you
    Jailbait you look so good to me
    Jailbait won't you set me free
    Jailbait you look fine fine fine
    I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

    He also dated a 17 year-old and Courtney Love alleged that she was sexually assaulted by him when she was 12.
     
  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Not sure if it works like this, but getting hoof in mouth disease at a Trump rally seems as on brand and the GOP and white supremacy.
     
  16. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
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    Are the “Western Civilization” weirdos as up in arms as they should be after Meatball Ron cancelled their preeminent sculpture? At least 3 of the 4 Ninja Turtle renaissance artists were actual homosexual groomers so Ron should be leading the charge to get their works destroyed.
     
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  17. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  19. BudKilmer

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    I hope McConnell kills himself
     
  20. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  21. Tommy Jefferson

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    It’s a coin flip if that’s intended as a joke to claim #1 on the charts or if he’s moved one step closer to Kim Jong-un
     
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  22. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    lookit i took a healthy helping of edibles tonight. Is this real?
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  23. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    this music is like that scene in Platoon where they were in the helicopters and Willem Defoe was getting shot up on the ground
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  24. BudKilmer

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    “J Six choir”

    holy shit :roll:
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    I feel sad for whichever is the dead one from Diamond & Silk that they missed out on the chance to be in the J6 Choir.
     
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  27. steamengine

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    She’s got no pipes
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    it really isn’t
     
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  29. dump

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    Hot enough for Hoss Bonaventure
     
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  30. The Blackfish

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    Onion or not the onion
     
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  31. Buns

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    Ah, clips from a trump event, a great reminder:

    Republicans really are fucking stupid.
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Ron and Don are the gops top two. We are a shit hole.
     
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  33. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  34. Mister Me Too

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  35. steamengine

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    Stupid but extremely attractive according to Wee Bey
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  37. BudKilmer

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    he’s fucking back guys. Throwing 98 on the black. Desantis has no chance
     
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  38. NYGator

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    In fairness if you can't like Jewish people after watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street, you have no business calling yourself human.
     
  39. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    what'd he think of the sequel?
     
  40. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  41. Tommy Jefferson

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    Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

    Let’s be sure that we don’t come between any person and their ability to buy a gun.
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    noice
     
  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The smart son strikes again

     
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    Dog whistle so loud my ears are bleeding

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  45. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    that's just straight up white supremacy, ain't no whistle involved.
     
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  46. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Uhhh that’s a dog bullhorn
     
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