Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Is the dollar collapsing?
     
  3. James Petigru

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    Probably. Can't wait to learn how trans people are to blame.
     
  4. EdmondDantes

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    pecker hue hue
     
  5. southlick

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  6. El Tiburon

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    Seth Rich, part deux!!!!!
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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  9. BudKilmer

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    He’s rediscovered the posting chops

     
  10. Cornelius Suttree

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    So NC expanded Medicaid today

    Just 10 states left who've not done so:

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    KS
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    MS
    TN
    AL
    GA
    SC
    FL
     
  11. afb

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    there is a weird thread here that I can't quite put my finger on

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  12. EdmondDantes

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    jfc he's the most incredible political shit talker I've ever seen. he's not always on his game anymore but when he turns it on he's still elite.
     
  13. RSK

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    I'm sorry but the dude is legitimately hilarious. This is like watching veep.
     
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    You gotta watch the full clip. The quote in the tweet doesn’t do it justice.
     
  15. beerme

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    haha the best is when he’s trying to sell it “he was many many points behind, the race was over, it was over! What was he 30 points behind? You’ll have to check if but it was over. I don’t think if Washington and Lincoln endorsed you you could win.” Then the interviewee under his breathe was like “it was a very close race” and he just goes “ok. They were buying furniture for the governors mansion already it was over!”
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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    They love that round bitch even if no one else does.
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Media loves propping up shitty GOP candidates. Maybe they are trying to help
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

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    we like our freedom in SC. Maybe you've heard of it, lib
     
  19. Cornelius Suttree

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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    Kansas’ Medicaid is called kancare and managed by for-profit insurance companies. Good stuff.
     
  21. El Tiburon

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    Kancare would be a good name for a proctologist practice.
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    If the medical industry’s lobbyists didn’t equally own Dems then the “they are fucking killing you” narrative should really win elections if they maintained it. As we can see, killing people during a mere pandemic is blip for many.
     
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  23. London Humphreys

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    Same shit in georgia
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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    *care
     
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  25. Name P. Redacted

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    They actually bragged about turning a profit on the program in 2016. Ghoulish.
     
  26. Prospector

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    soft as baby shit
    Wisconsin school bans Miley, Dolly duet from class concert
    Story by By HARM VENHUIZEN, Associated Press/Report for America • Yesterday 12:29 PM

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    MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Administrators at a Wisconsin elementary school stopped a first-grade class from performing a Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton duet promoting LGBTQ acceptance because the song "could be perceived as controversial."

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    FILE - Dolly Parton, left, and Miley Cyrus perform "Jolene" at the 61st annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Feb. 10, 2019. Administrators at Heyer Elementary School in Waukesha, Wis., aren't letting a first-grade class perform "Rainbowland," a Cyrus and Parton duet from Cyrus' 2017 album "Younger Now," promoting LGBTQ acceptance, because they say the song could be seen as controversial. (Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision/AP, File)© Provided by The Associated Press
    Students at Heyer Elementary School in Waukesha had prepared a rendition of “Rainbowland" for their spring concert, but school officials struck the song from the lineup last week. Parents in the district say the decision was made because the song encourages LGBTQ acceptance and references rainbows.

    Superintendent James Sebert, who did not immediately return a call on Monday, confirmed to Fox6 that administrators had removed “Rainbowland” from the first-grade concert because it might not be “appropriate for the age and maturity level of the students." He also cited a school board policy against raising controversial issues in classrooms.

    Sebert has previously prohibited rainbows and pride flags from being displayed in Waukesha classrooms and suspended the school district’s equity and diversity work in 2021.

    “Let's all dig down deep inside, brush the judgment and fear aside,” the song from Cyrus' 2017 album “Younger Now” goes. "Living in a Rainbowland, where you and I go hand in hand. Oh, I’d be lying if I said this was fine, all the hurt and the hate going on here.”

    First-grade teacher Melissa Tempel said she chose the song because its message seemed universal and sweet. The class concert's theme was “The World” and included other songs such as “Here Comes the Sun," by The Beatles and “What a Wonderful World,” by Louis Armstrong.

    Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton song deemed too controversial for 1st grade concert

    "My students were just devastated. They really liked this song and we had already begun singing it,” Tempel said Monday.

    Administrators also initially banned the song “Rainbow Connection” from The Muppets but later reversed that decision, according to Tempel.

    Parents have been angered by the song's removal, Tempel said. But she was more concerned about what the ban and other district policies against expressing LGBTQ support meant for students.

    “These confusing messages about rainbows are ultimately creating a culture that seems unsafe towards queer people,” she said.

    Spokespersons for Parton and Cyrus did not immediately respond to emails on Monday asking the artists' thoughts on the ban.

    Wisconsin school boards races, including in Waukesha, have become increasingly partisan in recent years. Republicans saw big gains across the state's school board races in 2022 and have used the positions to challenge policies from rules about transgender kids to COVID-19 restrictions.
     
  27. slogan119

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    Where was Paul’s neighbor?
     
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  28. The Banks

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    Let’s ban the pledge of allegiance, that could be controversial.
     
  29. Sub-Zero

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    Failed sports coaches too. Media loves turning them into experts.
     
  30. Beeds07

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    These people have the nerve to call others snowflakes and post memes with Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Archie Bunker and George Jefferson saying their (my) generation aren’t soft because we have these guys. Fuck all the way off.
     
  31. Josey Wales

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    Carlin was talking about shit highly relevant today over 40 years ago. He’d continue dunking on the right and the wealthy.
     
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  32. Tommy Jefferson

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    Hey Pence, you should tell truth and the whole truth but you won’t because you’re a coward.
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    At this point what does he even get by lying for Trump? We know Pence is dead politically as long as Trump is around and the dude wanted him dead for not doing his bidding. He’s a spineless coward though first and foremost so that’s gotta play into it.
     
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  34. Nug

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    So did fat boi get arrested yet? I was told it was for sure happening
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    Mother will not let him lie
     
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  36. HuskerInMiami

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    He doesn't want info on his boy-liking to come out, so he does whatever he's told.
     
  37. TAS

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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    white supremacist troll hour
     
  39. cutig

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    Trump made it up. He was the source behind that.
     
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  41. Mister Me Too

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    As a surprise to absolutely no one:

     
  42. NYGator

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    This makes my head spin in a way because in many cases the most homophobic people tend to be closeted homosexual men.
     
  43. herb.burdette

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    They manufacture controversy so people will watch.
     
  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    They are all so impressively stupid

     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    do they really not know how these things work or is it just for their voter base that they pretend not to know?
     
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  46. Killy Me Please

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    Lol Tennessee would produce a ton from wind farms. The level of cringe is incredible.
     
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    Fuck did I do?
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

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    They don’t know and they don’t care. They’re called wind turbines and he says wind mills. It’s all part of the show.
     
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  49. IanBoyd

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    Outside of Tommy Tubs, almost all of them are just doing it for show. Most of them graduated from fucking ivies, they know how wind turbines work, or at least what they are.