Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    I know Tennessee isn’t our most liberal university, but shouldn’t Knoxville have at least an enlightened centrist representing it being a college town?

    *disclaimer I have never been to the state of Tennessee so don’t kill me for this
     
  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    There is your disconnect. Just go to knoxville and it will make sense. Its not an uber liberal college town.
     
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  3. herb.burdette

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    You aren’t allowed to use the words “liberal arts” there.
     
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  4. Dildo Dawgins

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    I'd argue Knoxville isn't a college town at all, but I'm sure others would disagree. TN is so gerrymandered they'll have Memphis split by 2030 for a clean sweep.
     
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  5. Gaknight

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    We are talking about a city that elected a mute wrestler for most of his career.
     
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  6. steamengine

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    Looks like the county went 56-41 for trump in 2020.
     
  7. afb

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    he's a moron who just reads what his donors tell him to
     
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  8. drewru

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    Was told by a Cal fan and friend that when they played there, the entire stadium joined in praying “Our Father”…being a godless Californian from a liberal cesspool university, he started shouting something about separation of church and state during the prayer. He was escorted to a different section thereafter, probably to avoid violence. Fuck Tennessee, also known as bottom Kentucky.
     
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  9. Cornelius Suttree

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    For years WYO was resistant to wind energy because of sweet beautiful coal. Not sure what kind of progress, if any, has been made there but sheesh they're morons for not being on the cutting edge of that shit
     
  10. EdmondDantes

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    last time I drove thru Wyoming there were a shit load of windmills and room for plenty more.
     
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  11. pearl

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    Oh now they don’t want them to have guns?

     
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  12. cutig

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    This is like half of republicans campaign ads
     
  13. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Guns are a CIS white privilege. Blacks and brown people, gays and that type aren’t afforded representation in our constitution.
     
  14. Prospector

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    I don't remember what thread the original story was posted. Here is the pos' response to wrecking his business with the 14 words:

     
  15. Prospector

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  16. Jimmy the Saint

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    I'm not sure I believe them. Those catturd numbers seem more reliable.
     
  17. NilesIrish

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    Actual fake polls are going to be the norm and it’s going to wild to see how it’s dealt with.
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    Any polls that don’t show DeSantis leading are too woke!
     
  19. Vito Corleone

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    That 38% won't change even after his death.
     
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  20. herb.burdette

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    It’s going to be like when Reagan died, and every GOP controlled body had to name a street after him.
     
  21. CaneKnight

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    You see it, I keep telling black and brown folks.

    "Those gun laws are not for you...."
     
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  22. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    catturd's numbers probably are more reliable unless Catturd also gets ad revenue driven by the number of clicks to their fake ass poll
     
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  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Kansas still hasn't learned its lesson from the whole "let's try to exist with no taxes" thing the first time around

     
  24. —

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    Once that trickle down takes hold and the entire population of Kansas is multimillionaires this will be great!
     
  25. cutig

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    Sam brownbeck fucked up that state so bad they elected a democrat gov. Now they're trying to take what brownbeck did and make it even worse lol
     
  26. cyclist

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    True dat.

    Laura Kelly had to dig Kansas out of the hole that Brownback dug.

    This new bill will get vetoed. We'll see if the legislature will override...

    Kind of jeez - louise...
     
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  27. GrizzliesDrew

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    That Disney story is hilarious
     
  28. Prospector

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    #West Virginia Mountaineers

    Bank Wants To Garnish Wages Of West Virginia Governor
    By Bill Galluccio
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    Citizens Bank of West Virginia filed paperwork asking the court to garnish the wages of West Virginia Governor Jim Justice. According to the West Virginia Record, the bank is seeking $850,434.28 to settle his debt after Bluestone Resources Inc., a coal company he owns, defaulted on a pair of loans.

    According to the bank, Justice personally guaranteed to cover all obligations of the company, including the two loans. The first loan of $2.38 million was made in April 2018 to purchase six large pieces of machinery. The bank then gave the company a second loan of $278,014 to buy additional equipment.

    Justice, whose estimated worth is over $500 million, earns $150,000 a year as governor. The documents did not say how much money the bank wanted to withhold from his salary.

    “Withholding shall continue until one year from the date of issuance of this suggestee execution, unless the above judgment, interest, and costs are sooner satisfied or this suggestee execution is sooner released,” that bank wrote in the filing.
     
  29. devine

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    Jim justice sucks ass

    his dog is cool tho
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  32. NYGator

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  33. bro

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  34. steamengine

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    Never go Craig T Nelson
     
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  35. Jax Teller

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    Speaking how how shitty Bill Lee and the rest of the GOP is in TN. I saw some Lee Company trucks at work today. I bet it's no coincidence that his family company was awarded some what I'm sure is quite lucrative work at the Nissan plant.
    What do you think THEBLUERAIDER
     
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  36. ARSENAL

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    Baby dog is the goat. Fuck Jim Justice though.


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  37. Xander Crews

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    I never thought I’d root for the multinational media conglomerate over local government but here we are.

    Lol at Desantis’s dumbass thinking he wouldn’t get big-dicked by the best lawyers money can buy.
     
  38. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Yeah, that’s not a good look.
     
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  39. JGator1

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    Pauline Ryan

     
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Get it, because women are less than!
     
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  41. CUAngler

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    I will almost forgive trump for his past transgressions if he completely ethers ron during a debate by referring to him as Tiny D over and over again.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. IV

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    disney, coca-cola, wranglers

    at that point you’re basically going against America
     
  44. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    did Meatball Ron think the mouse wasn't going to fight back and lawyer the fuck up?
     
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  45. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    he’s a fucking moron of course he didn’t, it’s going to be more interesting when he just tells them to ignore the rule of law
     
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  46. IV

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    Sure, but Florida sucks
     
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