Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    No they aren’t, Pat
     
    #247601 VaxRule, Apr 19, 2019
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  2. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    this is such a stupid fucking comparison and i can't believe ppl are still using it
     
    #247602 ElectricDreamMachine, Apr 19, 2019
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  3. VaxRule

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    Same with Pete
     
    #247603 VaxRule, Apr 19, 2019
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  4. Josey Wales

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    His messaging is on point.
     
    #247604 Josey Wales, Apr 19, 2019
  5. NYGator

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    well, that turned quickly
     
    #247605 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
  6. Bruce Wayne

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    I finally got it. He sounds like Chris Hansen on helium
     
    #247606 Bruce Wayne, Apr 19, 2019
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  7. bwi2

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    I don’t know, that haircut is something
     
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  8. bro

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  9. Mix

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    4 hours now

     
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  10. Can I Spliff it

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    #247610 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  11. Can I Spliff it

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    #247611 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  12. indeed

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    I don’t require additional data points to validate what is well established about Bernie and the Bros.

    Wrong answer in 16 and wrong again in 20.
     
    #247612 indeed, Apr 19, 2019
  13. Andy Reocho

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    #247613 Andy Reocho, Apr 19, 2019
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  14. Nole0515

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    Be a real shame if Matt Gaetz was found trapped under his car and it catches fire
     
    #247614 Nole0515, Apr 19, 2019
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  15. BellottiBold

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    Sadly I have totally pictured Mulvaney barging into the stall and ripping the phone from his hands.
     
    #247615 BellottiBold, Apr 19, 2019
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  16. prerecordedlive

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    I’m not calling Mr. Gaetz a racist. I’m simply saying the racists believe he’s a racist.
     
    #247616 prerecordedlive, Apr 19, 2019
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The people calling the racists he surrounds himself with are the real racists.
     
    #247617 Hoss Bonaventure, Apr 19, 2019
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    #247618 chuckmasterflex, Apr 19, 2019
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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    #247619 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  20. Josey Wales

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    Mueller needs to say it publicly.
     
    #247620 Josey Wales, Apr 19, 2019
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    #247621 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  22. $P1

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    Bobby's finest moment also came in the state of Indiana
     
    #247622 $P1, Apr 19, 2019
  23. Frank Martin

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    :facepalm:

    This is what the republicans have done and we’ve ended up with a retard in the White House. Not sure that’s the best policy to follow.
     
    #247623 Frank Martin, Apr 19, 2019
  24. Mix

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    #247625 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  26. Duck70

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    26% of current Bernie Sanders supporters said that they would rather vote for President Donald Trump over Senator Elizabeth Warren, if that were the eventual 2020 matchup.

    While many have assumed that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren appeal to a similar progressive voter, many apparent Bernie supporters would seem to disagree. More than one-in-four of them say they would rather vote for Donald Trump’s second term instead of voting for Elizabeth Warren. In the overall head-to-head between Warren and Trump, voters suggest that they would prefer Trump 52% to Warren 48%.
     
    #247626 Duck70, Apr 19, 2019
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  27. Bruce Wayne

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    :theswarm:
     
    #247627 Bruce Wayne, Apr 19, 2019
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  28. bro

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    Normal stuff
     
    #247628 bro, Apr 19, 2019
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  29. Bruce Wayne

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  30. BudKilmer

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    Citizens United and Republicans killed our country
     
    #247630 BudKilmer, Apr 19, 2019
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  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Really demonstrates the very superficial understanding of politics that some people have

    THEY BOTH SAY POPULIST THINGS!!! EXTREMISM OF ANY KIND IS BAD
     
    #247631 Name P. Redacted, Apr 19, 2019
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  32. Tug

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    Citizens United is a republican “non-profit”
     
    #247632 Tug, Apr 19, 2019
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  33. Josey Wales

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    That feckless cunt needs to lose her job in 2020.
     
    #247633 Josey Wales, Apr 19, 2019
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  34. joe-

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    joe’s definitive rankings of things I hate
    1. donald trump
    2. “feckless cunt”
     
    #247634 joe-, Apr 19, 2019
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  35. NYGator

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    Fucking Gaetz is on MSNBC...ugh.

    He just said Volume 2 is based on watching media.

    I want to knock his smug smile teeth out so badly.
     
    #247635 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
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  36. Josey Wales

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    Sorry, joe.
     
    #247636 Josey Wales, Apr 19, 2019
  37. NilesIrish

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    Really? I know they believe everything they see on tv, but that is an insane comment.
     
    #247637 NilesIrish, Apr 19, 2019
  38. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmao these variants
     
    #247638 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  39. NYGator

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    He said something to the effect of volume one was based on facts and you can see in volume two that they cited media reports. They must have been sitting around and watching TV, or some form of that.
     
    #247639 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
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  40. NYGator

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    #247640 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
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    #247641 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  42. NYGator

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    #247642 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
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    #247643 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  44. NYGator

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    Seems appropriate...

     
    #247644 NYGator, Apr 19, 2019
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    #247645 Can I Spliff it, Apr 19, 2019
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  46. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I mean yeah, The obstruction was in the media... It was not hidden. What a terrible take.
     
    #247646 NilesIrish, Apr 19, 2019
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    #247647 GrizzliesDrew, Apr 19, 2019
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  48. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  49. Bruce Wayne

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    We are the worst

     
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