Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  2. kezarmyaj

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    239 never looked so good
     
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  5. sflnole

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    I mean, if you back out the vast sums of illegals in this country, Conservatives have a clear and decisive majority

    /s
     
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    Tears aren’t a good lubricant
     
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    My penis learned this the hard way.
     
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  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’m sure this guy needs a gun like that cause he got them weird ass flamingo legs where the knees touch and his lower leg goes out opposite of each other. Dude would get blown over with a stiff breeze and he can’t even physically run.
     
  13. Duck70

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    So weird, i have never understood why peoples legs are like that
     
  14. SD_Irish

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    He also tucks his t-shirt into his acid wash jeans.
     
  15. steamengine

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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    How many times do I have to tell you, just cause I give it to you doesn’t make it yours.
     
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  17. indeed

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  19. DollarBillHokie

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    I am about to start reading the news for the first time since 9:30 am Thursday. I spent the last 2 days reading the Mueller report and collecting my thoughts. Idk how anyone can believe Donald Trump should be president after reading this. Even if you ignore the many instances of obstruction that Mueller called out, his staff refuses to follow his orders.

    I’m absolutely floored at the summary Barr put out a few weeks ago. Mueller made it extremely clear they believe the president obstructed justice. It’s taken me several hours to decompress after finishing reading the report and I’m still tense.

    I’m also extremely impressed by the accuracy of the WaPo and NYT over the past several years. I will certainly continue my subscriptions to both services. There was very little new material information in the report.

    How angry am I going to be about the Barr press conference and Fox News spin?
     
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  20. Truman

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    I hope you poured yourself a stiff stiff drink
     
  21. Michael Scofield

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    I’m hoping the congressional Dems took a similar approach. Spend the last few days digesting the report rather than the media reaction to it, then come out swinging on impeachment on the morning shows tomorrow. Wishful thinking but that’s what should be happening.
     
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    Thank god for Elizabeth Warren, the only democrat with a spine

     
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  24. Truman

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    I assume, that is Sadler on the left?
     
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    Limbaugh...who has an Oxy addiction
     
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    Lipp doing God’s work and catching up on posts from April 1.

    Can’t wait til he gets to the Mueller report and infrastructure week.
     
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    I'm just glad Rush is health conscious and wearing an Apple watch.
     
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    or those people weren't really supporters of him in 2016, and were, as some states allow, republicans voting in democrat primaries. that they'd rather vote for trump than candidates not named bernie should be a clue there.
     
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    both are bad ideas. colleges will just increase their tuition costs
     
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  31. steamengine

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    Castro has been even more aggressive in his response than Warren, so I’m not sure this is fair.
     
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  32. DollarBillHokie

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    A couple items I didn’t see mentioned in this thread that I thought were funny or interesting:
    Ivanka received an email from a Russian businessman offering the campaign assistance and business support. Cohen followed up and had several phone calls and emails with the gentleman he thought was an Olympic weightlifter. Cohen found out the guy wasn’t a weightlifter either from the Special Counsel or from the Mueller Report.

    The speech Trump dictated for Sessions to give was hilarious. How he thought that would be received favorably is beyond me.

    Trump keeping Sessions resignation letter and showing it off to other senior advisors the next day on an airplane is so ridiculous.

    What was Kushner doing taking a meeting the next day with someone Kislyak told him was a direct line to Putin without knowing who the guy was or preparing for the meeting?
     
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  33. afb

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  34. Corch

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    Warren supporters are trying really hard to look down their nose at any other potential candidate and it's weird.

    I like Warren ftr she's just not who I'd vote for in the primary if it was today.
     
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  35. indeed

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    This has to be a record.

     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    It really is remarkable
     
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  37. BWC

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    The terrorists have quite literally won with those kind of results.
     
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    Was it 6 nuclear bombs?
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Old boy likes to exaggerate, but this is getting out of hand
     
  40. Mister Me Too

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    The post I responded to mentioned congressional democrats, hence why I did not take Castro into account. For the most part congressional democrats are cowards with some of the newer ones being the exception to the rule, that was the point of my post, it was not related to the presidential elections.
     
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  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  43. Bruce Wayne

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    Before I read the article I would've figured it was Ann Arbor
     
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    “The party of Reagan.”
     
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  46. timo

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    lol dems should compel him to testify in front of congress over this.
     
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  48. Josey Wales

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    Democrats are the adults. Democrats are the moral compass. Democrats legislate.

    No one needed to prove to me the GOP is worthless, but that persons tweet is a good reminder. Some of the leading cowards are on record from Bill Clinton—they should be roasting Trump’s behavior right now.
     
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