Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Sorry you can't recognize when President Deals is playing 17-D chess. Prayers sent.
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  4. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  5. Schadenfred

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    One step closer to the Mark of the Beast™ that was prophesied in Revelation. It will be much easier to fly when technology updates to scannable wrists and foreheads. We'll no longer need drivers' licenses, passports, and the like.

    /godlikeproductions

    But we are totally moving to a system where extraneous verification identifications (e.g., ID cards and whatnot) become obsolete. Biometrics is the endgame. Our eyeballs, fingerprints, and "facemetrics" will become our driver's license. It's laughable to expect another outcome that determines our identification better than what we're born and encoded with. Our DNA will become a commodity.
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    As long as we get the 3 shells in bathrooms
     
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  7. bwi2

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    Uh, they did in their first tweet (she can opt out) and by correcting her (she didn’t consent to CBP sending JetBlue her photo but CBP doesn’t send JetBlue her photo).
     
  8. AIOLICOCK

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    In what fucking world is "You can opt out" an answer to "did I consent?" :facepalm:
     
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  9. bwi2

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    “You can opt out” is another way of saying “you can choose not to participate.” HTH.
     
  10. AIOLICOCK

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    Opt OUT means you're already IN fam hth
     
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  11. bwi2

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    They didn’t take her picture before they gave her the opportunity to not have her picture taken. But I can see why JetBlue didn’t want to tell a customer that she didn’t listen or read.
     
  12. beerme

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    I guess you’re one of those that reads the end to end contract when you get a rental car or download an app
     
  13. indeed

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    Doesn’t everybody do that?
     
  14. bwi2

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    JetBlue has been promoting this for over a year. It’s the first thing that pops up when I google CBP photograph airport. I have no idea what they announced at the airport, but isn’t some secret program that she couldn’t have informed herself about in the minute it took her to get from the back of the line to get on the plane to the camera or asked the gate agent a question about when she got to the camera if it bothered her.
     
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  15. PAHokie

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    Really confused as to what the issue was there.
     
  16. pez

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    I can’t believe the government took a picture at a port of entry/exit and compared it to a picture that I previously provided them. This is truly unprecedented
     
  17. indeed

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    And of course the denial plus real scandal is the Dems.

     
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  18. NYGator

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    This has to be a made up quote, right? Sounds like his first doctors note. Hale to the CHEIF

     
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  19. Gaknight

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    This ain’t it CHEIF

    He Is literally is the Greatest at everything according to himself
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

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    Does anyone know who the Chief Hostage Negotiator, USA is?
     
  21. bwi2

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    Hail to the Cheif!
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    I before E except after Ch
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    covfefe is for cheifs.
     
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  25. Randy Dangus

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    Every time I see a Gertz tweet I think of the DENNIS system
     
  26. NYGator

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    9406F3D5-D16B-4680-84DC-0F1F9F24437E.jpeg
     
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  27. Killy Me Please

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    JFC
     
  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    She should have recorded it and posted the call right after it happened. Fuck these tech CEOs
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    *autocorrect: Chief
    “I really wish this phone were as smart as I is.”
    *Cheif
     
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  30. BudKilmer

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    Save your money boys

     
  31. Killy Me Please

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    Mindless ramblings of a syphilitic brain
     
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  32. NYGator

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    I just saw the latest growth numbers were better than expected. That said, given who runs these departments and how this admin has worked to obfuscate and lie and cheat it’s hard to trust any data that comes out at this point.
     
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  33. BudKilmer

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    I believe these are idle threats until congress grows a spine
     
  34. Tug

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    Why is it only a threat? Do it already
     
  35. ned's head

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    Bob's public testimony should be fun

     
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  36. NYGator

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    I don’t think they have any power to do that without the AG signing off on it.
     
  37. BudKilmer

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    We deserve all the bad things as a country

     
  38. NYGator

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    Woah, 47k! What does this number represent compared to the 2-3k we always hear about?
     
  39. Oranjello

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    Incorrect. The sergeant at arms can physically detain, they can have a US attorney enforce it (since flouting a Congressional subpoena is a federal crime), or they can go to court to have the subpoena enforced. If they go through the courts, failure to comply would be contempt of court, and then the US Marshalls could detain.
     
  40. NYGator

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    I hope this is the case, but the reporting that I have seen has said it is up to the AG to determine prosecution. US attorneys answer to Barr.
     
  41. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  42. Josey Wales

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    This just pisses me off more. I’m willing to sacrifice norms and protocol for all of this shit to come out in the public sphere. Fuck the GOP, fuck Trump.
     
  43. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Hates soldiers who get captured, loves generals who lose wars. And racists. Loves him some racists.
     
  44. dome foam

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    now he's adding rob e lee was a great general to his great dog whistle hits. really could not be more obvious...an all-time great panderer. have to respect it.
     
  45. dome foam

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    no way bob deviates from what was said in the report.

    you want real fireworks? subpoena the angry dems from the team.
     
  46. Lyrtch

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