Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pussies
     
    #55651 Where Eagles Dare, Jul 17, 2017
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  2. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    They treat these press briefings like a fucking depth chart battle between 2 shitty walk-on QBs.

    This is the Houston Texans of White House press briefings.
     
    #55652 prerecordedlive, Jul 17, 2017
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  3. UCFkc123

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    Seriously why don't they just turn them on anyway? Please please please give us video of spicer freaking the fuck out bc someone turned their camera on.
     
    #55653 UCFkc123, Jul 17, 2017
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  4. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    have your boot straps read it aloud to you while you work
     
    #55654 WC, Jul 17, 2017
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  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Did people even read books before the existence of the Welfare State?
     
    #55655 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jul 17, 2017
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  7. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    #55657 sflnole, Jul 17, 2017
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  8. Fran Tarkenton

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    #55658 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  9. afb

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    #55659 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  10. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #55660 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    hopefully the GOP shreds itself from the inside

     
    #55661 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  12. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    #55662 sflnole, Jul 17, 2017
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  13. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    They should hire that courtroom sketch artist that did the ones of Tom Brady that made him look like a hunchback. During the briefing the networks just run a sketch of Huck's daughter with a huge bulging eye and warts and a nasty goiter or some other shit like that.
     
    #55663 indeed, Jul 17, 2017
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  14. blotter

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    I want to take a trip to Germany and France once this Frankenstein experiment is over and thank random people for keeping it together for us
     
    #55664 blotter, Jul 17, 2017
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  15. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Um, this is always what it's been about. Good to see they are catching on.
     
    #55665 indeed, Jul 17, 2017
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  16. Fran Tarkenton

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    what a pussy



    wont visit other nations unless they stage & propagandize for him
     
    #55666 Fran Tarkenton, Jul 17, 2017
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  17. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    #55667 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  18. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    #55668 sflnole, Jul 17, 2017
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  19. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    You can't use that excuse, Manafort already called that one.
     
    #55669 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  20. sflnole

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    #55670 sflnole, Jul 17, 2017
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  21. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    These great people working for Trump can't even read emails correctly and accidentally have meetings with representatives from hostile governments
     
    #55671 Redav, Jul 17, 2017
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  22. Redav

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  23. Redav

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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    #55674 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Jul 17, 2017
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  25. prerecordedlive

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    How is "oh I didn't see that part" a valid argument from anyone?

    If I rack up 20k in debt on my 18% interest cc, can I just say "I didn't see the part where I have to pay back my creditor"?

    "I'M NEW TO THIS."
     
    #55675 prerecordedlive, Jul 17, 2017
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  26. CaneKnight

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    Destroying the country for laughs is such a grand idea
     
    #55676 CaneKnight, Jul 17, 2017
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  27. The Banks

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    Hue hue hue
     
    #55677 The Banks, Jul 17, 2017
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  28. BetterCallSaul

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    Anyone with a subscription that can quote the article? I would like to read it if possible. tia
     
    #55678 BetterCallSaul, Jul 17, 2017
  29. enjj

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    Feel like this is an appropriate time for this again...
     
    #55679 enjj, Jul 17, 2017
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  30. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    Idk about Canada's role as Wilson but America as Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor is about as spot on as anything has ever been
     
    #55680 Craig Pettis, Jul 17, 2017
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  31. enjj

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    In times like these you can use any wisdom you can get.
     
    #55681 enjj, Jul 17, 2017
  32. BudKilmer

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    #55682 BudKilmer, Jul 17, 2017
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  33. Redav

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    You've used this more than once? :gross:
     
    #55683 Redav, Jul 17, 2017
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  34. Lyrtch

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    foreign collusion the new normal for elections?
     
    #55684 Lyrtch, Jul 17, 2017
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  35. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Since 2016 was the final national election, it won't matter going forward. Can't have collusion if you don't have elections. Problem solved.
     
    #55685 indeed, Jul 17, 2017
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  36. Bruce Wayne

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    SCOREBOARD
     
    #55686 Bruce Wayne, Jul 17, 2017
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  37. DuckKin

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    Trump team continues to try and normalize chaos.
     
    #55687 DuckKin, Jul 17, 2017
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  38. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    #55688 BTH, Jul 17, 2017
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  39. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    This was from Saturday but I just saw it:



     
    #55689 shawnoc, Jul 17, 2017
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  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I get what you guys are saying but at least she realizes her mistake and isn't doubling down on it like the trumptards ITT
     
    #55690 Daniel Ocean, Jul 17, 2017
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  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Ignorant, fails upward, misogynistic, thinks the Detroit auto industry has a future.

    Give this man a cabinet post.
     
    #55691 steamengine, Jul 17, 2017
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  42. afb

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    As a non-toddler, she should've realized that before she helped put him in power.

    Dont really give a shit about anything else.
     
    #55692 afb, Jul 17, 2017
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  43. NilesIrish

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    I mean, good on him, but it should have and should not be an issue in the first place.
     
    #55693 NilesIrish, Jul 17, 2017
  44. BellottiBold

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    #55694 BellottiBold, Jul 17, 2017
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  45. Chicago Seminole

    Chicago Seminole Well-Known Member

    Anybody read this yet?

     
    #55695 Chicago Seminole, Jul 17, 2017
  46. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    People still posting CNN stuff.

    Lol, yeah ima take seriously now.
     
    #55696 Bill the Butcher, Jul 17, 2017
  47. Chicago Seminole

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    Is your recent posting some type of drug addict recovery program thing?
     
    #55697 Chicago Seminole, Jul 17, 2017
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  48. Bruce Bowen

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    IF I KEEP SAYING IT MAYBE IT WILL BECOME TRUE
     
    #55698 Bruce Bowen, Jul 17, 2017
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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Wait until we run a Gay man and she'll be right back voting for Donald
     
    #55699 Where Eagles Dare, Jul 17, 2017
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  50. BudKilmer

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