Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Arkadin

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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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  3. London Humphreys

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    Tie is too short.
     
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  5. Vito Corleone

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    Sounds like Hannity replaced Stormy Daniels ass
     
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    Well, Ivanka will totally fix this
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    He identified the drawing of a camel.
     
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  8. cutig

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    And he knows what fruit is!! Such a big smart boy!
     
  9. lechnerd

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  10. Schadenfred

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    Makes sense. Stormy's "business" was sex. So if Donnie was going to talk business with her, it only makes sense to talk business with the "business end."
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    When did she get a tattoo?
     
  12. Teflon Queen

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    That might be the greatest tweet in history
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Don your tinfoil hats

     
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  14. Teflon Queen

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    It would be the least surprising thing ever if they attempted some inept terror attack, failed miserably, and then the entire GOP responded by saying no one was harmed so no foul
     
  15. brolift

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  16. bro

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    duh. And he is rooting for it
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Hmmm I didn’t know this I guess I just know if her earlier work. Oh welp she is ruined to me now anyway
     
  18. brolift

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    Idk. I think being eskimo bros with the President would be cool, regardless of who.

    "Hell, Lumberg fucked her"
     
  19. BellottiBold

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    Reminder that Putin has basically staged terrorism in order to strengthen his regime.

    This is not tin foil territory we're dealing with here. This is fucking terrifying.
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

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  21. HoosDaMan

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    Do these committees have any teeth? From AG Sessions to you name them, they can refuse to answer or blatantly lie without consequence.
     
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  23. indeed

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    This is the closest I will ever get to being Raptured.
     
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  25. indeed

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    Gop has been using terror as a wedge since 9/11. Rove and Cheney used it in 2004, by changing the threat status to frighten people. Now we have people that are rooting for Americans to die so they can leverage it for gain.
     
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  26. indeed

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    Bring it

     
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  27. BellottiBold

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    After seeing the movie i started quoting "I have no recollection of that senator" when responding to my parents. They didn't find it amusing.
     
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  28. dome foam

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    this makes me like him, tbh.
     
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  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    Whenever my brother would try to put the blame solely on me for something in high school I would say, "You weren't kept out of it. You're neck deep in it."

    That scene and the sniper training scene are my favorites in that movie.
     
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  31. Prospector

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    You guys wishing he dies in office, while understandable, does nothing to address his cult and their beliefs
     
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  32. bertwing

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    you already liked him, idiot
     
  33. LuPoor

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    I assume they would all die from grief
     
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    Yea but him not dying is worse
     
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  36. lechnerd

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    Washington Post...


    Conspiracy theories about Trump's weight are becoming gratuitous
    By Aaron Blake

    January 17, 2018 at 1:53 PM

    Navy Rear Adm. Ronny L. Jackson, the lead White House doctor, said on Jan. 16 that President Trump’s “overall health is excellent.” Jackson also said Trump did “exceedingly well” on a cognitive test. (Bastien Inzaurralde/The Washington Post)
    The White House press briefing has played host to plenty of tortured moments during Donald Trump's presidency. But none may have been quite as cringeworthy as Tuesday's. After White House doctor Ronny Jackson ran through the results of President Trump's annual physical, reporters peppered him with questions about Trump's weight, eating and exercise habits, and, yes, even his mental health. The inescapable undertone of it all was basically: Is this 71-year-old man stable, and might he deteriorate and die?

    That conversation has continued into Wednesday, thanks in large part to armchair physicians suggesting Jackson lied about Trump's height and/or weight— the term “girther” has quickly taken hold — and CNN's Sanjay Gupta even diagnosing Trump with heart disease, which Jackson disputed Tuesday.

    Two things:

    1. Trump has, in many ways, brought this upon himself. His medical disclosures during the 2016 campaign were hyperbolic and unserious. The zany doctor behind them, Harold Bornstein, admitted he was put under pressure when he wrote that Trump would be “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” Trump appeared to deliberately hide some of the drugs he was taking, including a hair-loss drug, Propecia. And he and his campaign repeatedly used innuendo about Hillary Clinton's health — both physical and mental — to suggest she wasn't fit to be president. By Trump's own account, this stuff is fair game. The public has a clear interest in knowing about Trump's health, and the White House's previous disregard for the truth can't help but color this stuff.

    And now for the second one:

    2. This is getting a little out of hand.

    Yes, it's kind of funny that people are comparing Trump to athletes with similar measurements to Trump's reported 6-foot-3 and 239 pounds, which is one pound shy of “obese,” according to body mass index calculators. I've seen the photos that appear to indicate he's hardly two inches taller than President Barack Obama, whom Jackson measured at 6-foot-1. Trump's own driver's license has put him at 6-foot-2.

    But quibbling with an inch here or a few pounds there probably doesn't mean a whole lot in the grand scheme of things — Jackson even admitted Trump needed to lose some weight and would attempt to help him do so — and it sure makes it seem like Trump's opponents, and even the media, are anxious to cast him as “the fat guy,” as mentally unfit or even as dying. It feels . . . gratuitous. And it's especially dumb to compare Trump to athletes, whose physiques are considerably different from Trump's because they exercise for a living and have much higher compositions of muscle, which is denser than fat.

    Part of Trump's base-solidifying strategy seems to be lowering the standards of American politics so that, when those same lower standards are applied to him or even slightly lowered, it looks like persecution. We should always be skeptical of the Trump White House's claims, but we should also be wary of making that persecution look very real. And harping on Trump's weight is a fantastic way to accomplish that, especially when there are so many other issues of much greater consequence.

     
  37. dome foam

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    sad!
     
  38. lechnerd

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  39. cutig

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    Why would a fake quote make you like him
     
  40. dome foam

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    bc I didn’t know it’s fake?
     
  41. prerecordedlive

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    Guys, this fucking awards thing isn’t happening. I’m triggered.
     
  42. cutig

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    Look at the source.
     
  43. afb

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    just what we needed

     
  44. London Humphreys

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  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    Chrissy Teigen is a god damn national treasure. At the Fake News Awards
     
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