Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    fuck Clint Eastwood
     
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  2. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    whoa nellie
     
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  4. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    clint eastwood talked to a chair for 30 mins and conservatives thought it was comedic genius
     
  5. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    And the chair he rode in on
     
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  6. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Liberals shouldn’t be so condescending
     
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  7. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    It's because they are shit people with zero sense of humor.
     
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  9. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Britt is such an entitled (unemployed) piece of shit.
     
  10. duc15

    duc15 Hey Nong Man
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    Who owned the empty chair better Eastwood or Yi Jianlian?
     
  11. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    You can tell Clint Eastwood sucks as a person because he made Chris Kyle sympathetic in what should have been a movie about a lying psychopath.
     
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    god damn that was glorious
     
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  13. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    :meh:
     
  14. IanBoyd

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    Imagine being such a hateful cunt that you would ever think to take a shot at Craig Sager or his kids.
     
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  15. ned's head

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    Buckle up, my dudes

     
  16. Tobias

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    corker a yes on the tax bill

    neat-o!
     
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  17. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Saturday Night Massacre is upon us
     
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  18. CaneKnight

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    So what do we actually think will happen if they have a Saturday night massacre? Does anyone actually believe the republicans will do anything about it?
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  20. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    A few public statements about how concerned they are and that's it
     
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  21. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    You guys have any idea what I should spend my tax savings on next year?
     
  22. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    They’ll give their thoughts and prayers.
     
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  23. Redav

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    THIS IS WHAT I PAY FOR
     
  24. Damion

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    A lobotomy
     
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  25. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    I'd probably hoard it due to the subsequent sundowning of any tax relief you get from this in a few years.
     
  26. Petito

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    barack obama fathead imo
     
  27. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    Leader in the clubhouse so far.
     
  28. Redav

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    When you're in your 80s doing something like that, it's harder to tell if one should be laughing or concerned
     
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  29. Irush

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    Leader in the clubhouse so far.
     
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  30. Josey Wales

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    A scrotum.

    And a copy of Howard Zinn’s A People’s History. That book will knock your fuckin’ socks off.
     
  31. Redav

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    Did you think he was a sympathetic figure?
     
  32. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    I’m not very good at book learnin.

    I’m thinking of a golden statue of our dear leader MegaDon.
     
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  33. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    This is a post that pretends to be a joke but is actually 95% true
     
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  34. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Hi yes, im from NY. How do I illegally vote for this guy.
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  36. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    100%
    I just have to find someone to make the statue.
     
  37. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    the illegal vote vengabus will be around to pick you up on election day.


     
  38. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    meh.
     
  39. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    I don’t get it. Is there any doubt that he would receive a pardon (if he were guilty)?
     
  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    thanks bud
     
  41. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Would you be pro pardon for Kushner is he’s indicted of anything? Just leave it up to Trump
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    May I suggest a lawn fountain that recycles lime Gatorade?
     
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  43. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
     
  44. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    He believes what he sees on Sean hannity so that’s already been done
     
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  45. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    No, they will not be doing anything about it other than protecting Trump. Kicker may be how Trump deals with Sessions, as he is the GOP’s boy.

    McMullin and and the Never Trumpers will tweet outrage, but will continue to be happy that the conservative agenda is being implemented.

    Dems will express outrage and there will be some immediate protests, but they will not be sustained. Sort of like Occupy Wall Street. They will fade out as people realize nothing is going to change.

    Republicans will run wild with voter supression planning in advance of midterms.

    Member indeed will be taking an exploratory trip to Costa Rica for possible relocation.
     
  46. Josey Wales

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    They pass this tax plan, I can only hope it’s ill effects begin to be realized prior to Nov 2018.

    Sometimes you need pain in order to realize who isn’t trying to fuck you with a smile.
     
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  47. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    After Mueller is fired, Ted will continue to tweet ice burns, and we will all smugly laugh. And nothing will happen.
     
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