Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Jim Jordan not asking a single question and reading a prepared monologue after complaining about not being able to be in closed door depositions to ask these people questions is hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious
     
  2. dome foam

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    Insert Thank God it's Friday joke here:

     
  3. NYGator

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    I want to cunt punch that "gentleman".
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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    "Mr. Chairman, I would like to enter into the record this here article from Russia Today..."
     
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  5. CUAngler

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  6. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  7. Mix

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    I'm really enjoying them putting op-eds by chuds into the record.
     
  8. Andy Reocho

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    A few of the times it felt like Schiff couldn't grant it quick enough.

    But part of me thinks he could be doing that to get them to shut up and be quiet
     
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  9. BellottiBold

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    It really is just completely fucking ridiculous the way our political culture allows these vile and absurd people to continue in public life.
     
  10. ned's head

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    Schiff is a pretty impressive guy. To stay locked into deposition mode for several hours and then be able to give a speech isn't an easy task
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    But at least the institutions are in full working order.
     
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  12. cutig

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    :roll: Schiff made them all wait around to immediately table the motion while the GOP bitch cried
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    W pushed a LOT of very unqualified conservative morons into US attorney and federal judge positions nearing the end of his presidency.
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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  15. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    not sure what they expected, they don't have majority
     
  16. cutig

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    And it's exactly what nunes did to them. It's just funny he made them wait rather than let them scurry off to the white house
     
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  17. NYGator

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  18. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Not sure where to put this and not sure if it was posted at the time. Great read, albeit in the shitty format of Twitter thread.

     
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  19. ned's head

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    Roger stone appears to be having a day

     
  20. two

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    So what’s the overall sentiment about today from the news/twitter sphere
     
  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  22. ned's head

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    Holy shit at these first 2 questions
     
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  23. Mix

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    Holy shit at the reporters they are calling on in this press conference.
     
  24. NYGator

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    I would rate the Democrat performance as a 7 or 8 and Republican as a 3, but most republicans are just looking for an semblance of any talking point to justify how they want this to end.
     
  25. Michael Scofield

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    Second and third were from the same OAN reporter. Now Fox. His bitch ass is shook.
     
  26. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This press conference is insane.
     
  27. Emma

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    Captured not 97% but 100% of prisoners

    IS IS?

    More like Was Was
     
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  28. Emma

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    What the fuck was that
     
  29. ned's head

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  30. NYGator

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    where are you watching?
     
  31. Truman

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    It’s over now
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    murdering journalists is funny!
     
  33. steamengine

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    Was watching on WAPO’s site
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just casually joking about silencing free speech and media
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. ned's head

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    We are finally respected again
     
  38. Damion

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    did not realize Gym Jordan had a cia code name
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    I mean he's an autocrat piece of shit so not exactly the best indicator here (disrespecting another autocrat piece of shit)
     
  40. CUAngler

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    jim Acosta just read Stephanie Grisham’s tweet from this morning and then said “she was dunked on repeatedly”. Lmao
     
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Scary, but holy crap is that funny
     
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  42. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Remember, the Erdogan Turkish goons beat up American citizens, American Police and US Secret Service on American soil.

    FUCK THE TURKS

     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Annoying as it is that it came from him, he's got a point...
     
  44. enjj

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