Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    That I can understand. But the as far as I can recall, the explanation at the time was that she didn't like drinking period and had to be reminded. I mean, it was probably bullshit, but still weirder than she had pneumonia and it was hot.

    Oh god, I'm relitigating the 2016 campaign and need a giant rock to crush me to death.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. DirtBall

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    Maybe she has rabies.
     
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  4. sflnole

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  5. The Banks

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    There’s no way he’s alone often enough to fire off all those tweets (not even counting the ones his staffers clearly write for him)
     
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  6. Lyrtch

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    i mean globally we got voted biggest threat to peace

    for most people we already are the baddies
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Hearing from my source inside Walter Reed that Paula White gave Trump the clap and he need the new super penicillin.
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  8. cutig

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    Nope he's a never trumper democrat
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. cutig

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    Welp. If Bolton testifies who wants to bet he says trump was waiting on something about the bidens
     
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  11. BudKilmer

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  12. VaxRule

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    The rules are written in OLC opinion. They aren’t law but they are written down. The same opinion that says the president can’t be indicted also specifically says that the Vice President can be.
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    IF, if, if, Bolton testifies, he has calculated that the brass ring of war with Iran is out of his reach forever. And that he'll make more money selling his tell all book, than he would staying on the Republican grift merry go round.
     
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  14. RonBurgundy

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    Probably the dumbest response I’ve seen to the Walter Reed visit today is “Trump is going to resign for health reasons and Pence will pardon all his crimes”.

    Yeah fucking right, this narcissist is going to go out guns blazing denying everything until the very end, dragging every single person down with him and claiming deep state conspiracies until his deathbed
     
  15. cutig

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    Yeah not a chance he steps down for any reason.
     
  16. Homo Erectus

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    Pete has spent like 4x more money in Iowa than anyone else. His #s wont look as good in any state that has more than 8 minorities.
     
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  17. NCHusker

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    His strategy seems to be find a way to win Iowa to legitimize himself more. It's a good strategy.
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    its going to be fascinating how Pete reacts to the knives coming out for him in this next debate

    won't be able to follow it live though
     
  19. slogan119

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    He has almost as much money as anyone, so it will replenish after an Iowa win
     
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  20. MORBO!

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    lol my wife is captivated by the Trump went to the hospital story and is going down Twitter rabbit holes. She’s watching videos of trump supposedly leaving the hospital and debating with herself whether it’s a body double.

    Hope is a hell of a drug.
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Pete should just crib from Warren's latest healthcare plan. Where she cuts cost for drug prices and then Pete should propose a public buy in plan.

    Medicare for all isn't passing the senate. So I'm not interested in the particulars of anyone's plans for that. Until democrats make Puerto Rico and DC states, all that good socialism is wind.

    Medicare for All is currently an anchoring point.
     
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  22. steamengine

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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  24. Lyrtch

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    could be an early night in LA

     
  25. Lyrtch

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    i'm shocked that comically insane rally a day or two I unfortunately watched didn't juice his support

     
  26. ned's head

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    I wish there was a popup that showed this broad's BAC every time she was on tv

     
  27. Lyrtch

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    ....unless

     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

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    She'll be authoring chain emails in a week
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    I used to laugh reading North Korea shit about KJU playing golf and scoring an 18, or mastering every language


    But that’s exactly what’s going on here. And 35 mm Americans probably think a fat ass who loves tanning beds and fast food can work 20 hour days and win America ninja warrior competitions. It’s fucking horrifying
     
  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. Lyrtch

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    hes going to win but i'm enjoying Wassermans live tweeting math factory brain
     
  32. Lyrtch

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  33. pez

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    Rispone was polling at 6.9% before Trump went to Louisiana
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    guess you Cajuns don’t care about the second amendment or your car insurance rates 111!!’
     
  35. Lyrtch

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  36. pez

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    the funny part about all of that is that Edwards would probably be a Democrat in about three other states. He checks most conservative boxes except for he recognized the need to actually bring in revenue to the state
     
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  37. Lyrtch

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    hes like the weird popular NE US GOP governors

    they'd be considered Dems if they were in the house or senate, but governors are like the one place you can kind of choose your own adventure policy wise
     
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  38. fsugrad99

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    Trump shows up and everything goes bad for Alabama and good for Louisiana

    it’s what people are saying
     
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  39. pez

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    yes Charlie Baker would be called a socialist in Alabama
     
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  41. fsugrad99

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    Wtf a sayfie?
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, that Foghorn Leghorn impersonator LA has in the senate in Kennedy used to be Democrat.

    I'm not even from the deep south, but when Kennedy starts laying on his "country" for yucks in DC press, I'm disgusted. No one talks like that.
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    hes also a literal multi millionaire elite by any definition

    well you know getting degrees at UVA and Oxford makes me a real salt of the earth guy
     
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  44. Lyrtch

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    the urban/rural divide continues to deepen
     
  45. chuckmasterflex

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    "Back home I put food on the table for my maw in the summer by shooting nutria in the swamp when I wasn't studying economics at Oxford."
     
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  46. ned's head

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    Is it too late to shit on chuck todd? I don't think so

     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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    HAHAHA. That's John Robert's music.