Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    Surely he wouldn't do the same thing again

     
  2. Truman

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  3. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    did you post this just to make a comment on how she looked thirty-fourty years ago
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Lol it pissed him off seeing the crowd like Bernie
     
  5. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    No, it's actually a really interesting article.
     
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  6. Illinihockey

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    Glad we have 11 year olds sitting on the highest court in the land.
     
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  7. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  8. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    this shit is all over twitter today.

     
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  9. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fucking boomers
     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    hopefully they all die off after viewing the ad like some shitty horror movie
     
  12. Struggler

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    I built out their store in Union Square 15 years ago. Crazy
     
  13. TAS

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    You have to. No other choice.

     
  14. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Smart plan imo. His best chance to win is play up fear mongering as much as possible.
     
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  15. sflnole

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    There was a huge study on Teleology and Conspiracies done in Aug17. It found the following traits correlate with conspiratorial thinking:
    1. Hyperactive agency detection
    2. Hyperactive pattern recognition
    3. Lack of acceptance of science
    4. Lack of analytical thinking
    5. Lack of trust in authorities
    6. Feeling like you lack control of your life
    7. Wanting to feel special
    At least 5 of these can be used to describe the Religious Right, which is, effectively, all of the American Right.
     
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  16. Prospector

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    that isn't defending his friendship
    I expected more from a Stanford man
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    To me it looks like Ilhan Omar to me.
     
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  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Deep state EXPOSED
     
  19. Keef

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    Suzy says release EVERYTHING

    except the full Mueller report
     
  20. steamengine

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    Stanford produces a George Washington U. level of shitstains on this country. See the Hoover Institution and all it does as a cause.
     
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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s pissed because that’s supposed to be state run media and he expects them to boo.
     
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  22. steamengine

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    The prez referring to Fox News as “we” is pretty cool.
     
  23. Barves2125

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    Hard hat and high visibility vest.

    OR

    Spooky Muslim arsonist who didn't bother to change out of religious clothing before burning down famous building!!!!
     
  24. Tug

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    George Washington does produce a lot of shitstains
     
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  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Russians fetishize the past at least as much as we do. Nostalgia for the old communist order has been steadily rising over the past 20 years or so iirc.

    I almost wonder if it's some kind of defect in the human psyche. People seem to have an impulse to remember the "good old days"
     
  26. timo

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    Right. TIL that when I wear a white hardhat and safety vest to my various construction projects, I'm actually converting to Islam.
    :themoreyouknow:
     
  27. ~ taylor ~

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    Remembering the good and not the bad is a basic human coping mechanism. People who remember the bad at high levels drive themselves insane.
     
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  28. timo

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    Fuck.
     
  29. Bricktop the white

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    The success rate on hiring hit men is so incredibly low I don't know why anyone bothers trying
     
  30. sflnole

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    I'd imagine you'd have to be in organized crime to get a real hitman
     
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  31. CUtigers

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    Well if it's a success, we probably wouldn't hear about it
     
  32. Bruce Wayne

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    I guess it falls under #7 on your list but I recall reading that your typical conspiracy theorist also has a major god complex. Only they can see through the fog and understand the information truly being presented to us, and thus it is their duty to share and inform the masses
     
  33. Barves2125

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    Shu
     
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  34. PeterGriffin

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    The thing I hate most about conspiracy theorists is their incessant reference to "doing research." Just do your research, I did my research, the truth is out there. FUCK YOU.
     
  35. Truman

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    But but but - twitter is going after conservatives...

     
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  36. Josey Wales

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    Let me get this straight. The public could reasonably conclude mueller was investigating obstruction and there was question of whether or not the full mueller report would be released or redacted.

    AND

    Barr wrote a fucking memo about why the president can’t obstruct justice and previously mislead congress in redacted memos.

    What the fuck could’ve been in this guy’s past not to confirm him as AG? Honestly, confirmations are becoming more and more of a show—it’s less offensive if Congress doesn’t even bother to care.
     
  37. Tug

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    It’s not that they don’t care. It’s that this is what they wanted
     
  38. Lyrtch

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  39. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    It scares the shit out of him. Bernie has an economic message a lot of Midwest trump voters agree with.
     
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  40. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Person after shown actual paper evidence of Donald Trump's being a racist and fraud and all of the people are him being arrested: "but really we need real proof"

    Same person: "LOOK AT THIS BLURRY VIDEO I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SEEING BUT ITS TERRORISM"
     
  41. bertwing

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    And brown people at the border
     
  42. Gaknight

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  43. Crepeswithasmile

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  44. Schadenfred

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    "Just research it" = "I don't have a cohesive position that makes any logical sense, I don't know how to present my position so that it makes any logical sense, I don't like you making me feel stupid, and so I'm placing the burden on you because I have nowhere else to go with this cockamamie belief"

    Still my favorite "Just research it" video:

     
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