Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Don’t say that too loudly. Bricktop the white might hear you
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Lol but his policy proposals are so refreshing
     
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  4. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Yes I like this slogan I'll take one t-shirt size medium please
     
  5. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  6. DuckKin

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    *Sings off cue R&B with autotune* Because he's making the rich man (their handlers) moneeeyyyyy.
     
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  7. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  8. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  9. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  10. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  11. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  12. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  13. BudKilmer

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    These fucking assholes
     
  14. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  15. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  16. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Cummings coming for that ass
     
  17. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Wartime presidents are hard to beat, this is so fucking blatant.
     
  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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  19. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    It literally does though for the leadership
     
  20. DeToxRox

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  21. pez

    pez Competent
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    Putting her out to pasture
     
  22. Truman

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    Bring Spicey back!
     
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  23. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    They don't even do press briefings anymore anyway
     
  24. NYGator

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    Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch...the wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead (I wish)
     
  25. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  27. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    dont you have to have a job in order to leave it?
     
  28. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    totally forgot this and now even happier ill be in cali on tuesday
     
  29. NYGator

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    Pretty sure the Press Secretary does a lot more than just give Press briefings. They are involved in all messaging decisions...well, if the President wasn't a twitter machine.
     
  30. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I'd like to see some stats on official press releases bc i'd bet they are way way down from what is normal
     
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  31. Mister Me Too

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  32. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I can't be the only one who often sees the name Bill Barr and thinks "oh shit, what did Bill Burr get himself into?"
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Good, hope that Cenobite goes back to Hell.
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    And kudos to the brave person who completed the Lament Configuration.
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Breaking news: Blue states subsidies red states but according to red states fuck socialism.
     
  36. enjj

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    They didn’t cry when they were born? Imagine thinking this could possibly be believable.
     
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  37. NYGator

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    I regularly conflate the two.
     
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  38. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    July 21, 2017 she became press secretary. So less than 2 doing that. And she joined the admin and therefore the White House as a deputy press secretary at the start, so January 20, 2017. At best, Sanders was in the WH for two years and 5 months.

    I fucking wish we were 3 1/2 years into this term.
     
  39. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Hey, no one will judge you for your lifestyle choices here. What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.
     
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  40. NYGator

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    That would be fellate, and that's a HARD no. :)
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

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    Fuck that lying pos. Hope we never hear from her again.
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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