Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  2. BudKilmer

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    Ben Shapiro you sly dog
     
  3. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Bedate me! Bedate me!
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    This is the modern GOP
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  5. Mix

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    Even they wouldn't actually vote for that ticket.
     
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  6. jokewood

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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They wouldn’t but people would vote for that
     
  8. AptosDuck

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    I'd watch them scissor for a few minutes as long as neither of them talked
     
  9. dump

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    You caught me
     
  10. LookslikeUofI

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    There's a lot of flag burners
    Who have got too much freedom,
    I wanna make it legal
    For policemen to beat 'em.
    'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
    Least I hope and pray that there are,
    'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
     
  11. Bruce Wayne

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    Might want to rethink how great that critical thinking skill really is
     
  12. CUAngler

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    Swish
     
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  13. Redav

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    Always love "the greatest generation" being a bunch of bigots who lynched poc on the reg
     
  14. Can I Spliff it

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    Weird thing, that
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    What an absolute goon Pompeo is
     
  16. DollarBillHokie

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    What possible topic is more related to foreign relations than foreign countries working with the President?
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    He was likely ass sore he couldn’t threaten Iran in that segment
     
  18. Truman

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    Uhh.... The topic about how the ISLAMIC republic of Iran is the most dangerous threat to our democracy that Allah has ever invented, duh
     
  19. southlick

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  20. BudKilmer

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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Being a deadbeat father to own the libs
     
  23. Gaknight

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    It’s cute you think that’s a dead beat dad and not an incel
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    One of the best things ever was finding these when I had my kids by myself. Hated having to search for a place to change them.
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yep, I'm glad most men's bathrooms these days have a changing table.
     
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  26. BudKilmer

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    Leaving my kid soaked in shit to own the libs
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Mister Me Too

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    It’s considered being a deadbeat dad when it’s a poc, when it’s a white male it’s considered being an alpha.
     
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    Canada May want to consider building a wall
     
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  30. The Guglia

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    :laugh:
     
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  31. Tobias

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    spoken like a man who totally wants to be impeached yaaasssss give em hell my queen nancy!!!

     
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  32. Bruce Wayne

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    The country is held hostage by geriatrics

     
  33. Prospector

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    Korea L or Draw
    Name L or Draw
    Gulf War I W
    Gulf Wae II L or draw
    -Afghanistan L
    -Iraq L
    Iran will be a cake walk
     
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  34. Tobias

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    i agree for the most part but nam wasn’t a draw imo
     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    Little Ben could’ve fit in a drawer
     
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  36. Fran Tarkenton

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    guessing he emphasized the "Islamic Republic" part like the Barack Hussein Obama dog whistle
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    What's the difference between Iraq and Gulf War II or am I just an idiot
     
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  38. Truman

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    Gulf War 2 is beating Saddam and his government.

    Iraq is fighting the Islamic insurgents imo.
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    This one sorta takes a sec
     
  40. Schadenfred

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    Sarcastic comment: He's against abortion because he wants a bigger selection of underage victims to molest.

    Genuine comment: He's against abortion and for molesting girls because it's all about controlling females.

     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Gonna be awesome when an American city finally gets bombed by a foreign air force. That’ll show everyone how tough we are.
     
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  42. cutig

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    I mean not really
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    not saying anyone is rooting for it but there is a huge train of thought that americas foreign policy failures and hyper aggression are born out of arrogance from its unique position as not having to worry about it becoming domestic in a real way. also why the US was the quickest to un learn what the world found out during WWII.
     
  44. cutig

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    Right... And if a bomber somehow got through our detection and air defense that means it's a much larger shit show than just learning a lesson. That scenario plays out on a world war.
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. Redav

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    I guess alpha means you whine constantly
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    This is like the 70th time he's made the claim and someone has bothered pointing that out.
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Indians
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    Immigrants right fucking now
    Etc.....
     
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  49. chuckmasterflex

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