Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Lol. Yeah it’s super easy to relocate a family when you are laid off with no income. They probably have a million in stocks they could always cash in.
     
  3. BleedinGreen

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    Creative destruction fetishists who don’t belive in a robust safety net (at least for people that aren’t their children) are just the fucking worst.
     
  4. GrizzliesDrew

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    You’re right...because I don’t shop at that shit store
     
  5. blotter

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    I had seen the snap of her before seeing that tweet and still didn't make the connection
     
  6. BB3

    BB3 watch our for your cornhole bud...
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    You should be banned from this thread for a post this stupid.
     
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  7. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    It’s pretty crazy that we hold a podcaster to a higher standard than the president.

    Being an unapologetic piece of shit is the best way to navigate controversies in 2017 which is sad as hell.
     
  8. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    His book was pretty interesting. He was really the first president during 24 hour news and social media. Hearing him talk about how every decision he made was discussed for the next day/week/month was fascinating. And how a bad decision could negatively affect the country for years and years to come.

    I can’t even begin to imagine how difficult that job must be if you’re actually capable of contemplating the effect you have on the world.
     
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  9. dome foam

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    while you are at it with these hot takes, can you tell us again about how Hillary wasn’t an awful candidate?
     
  10. Arkadin

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    I just don't understand why people think these guys are racist

     
  11. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    shu still believes this and there are still people on here who think he isn’t a total piece of shit
     
  12. aisle seven

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    Like even if I humor this stupid racist theory that his birth certificate is fake, what the fuck does it matter???? Why are they even talking about this nonsense still?
     
  13. Arkadin

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    So they can deport him or execute him or put him in a zoo or something
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    Same reason everything goes back to the Clinton's. It distracts their moron racist base from real things going on. It's like giving your kid a candy bar after their goldfish dies.
     
  15. Mister Me Too

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    Why is CNN giving this guy and this racist ass conspiracy theory air time? It’s fucking ridiculous.
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. NCHusker

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    Respect us again or whatever
     
  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    You don’t murder a couple hundred thousand people without being reasonably smart
     
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I'd be ok with this whole shithole controversy going away. Trump didn't become a racist because he said shithole, he said shithole because he's been a racist all along. Please focus on that.
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Yeah indeed read this and get fucked


     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Yeah I keep forgetting small businesses are getting their gallons of mayo and bulk food items off Amazon now instead of Sam's and Costco
     
  22. Doc Louis

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    Or could he at least acknowledge domestic shitholes? People want to focus on the shitholes abroad and ignore our shitholes at home. It's sad, but people shouldn't forget Chester, SC or Fairfield,SC.
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Y'all remeber when the GOP was "upset" the world didn't respect us?

    Yeah me neither, it was really just them hating a black guy
     
  24. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    Ive thought this for a while, Im just waiting for him to eat a meatball sub on the declaration of independence
     
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  25. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  26. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  28. Josey Wales

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    Haha all this talk of a trump mandate and silent majority...republicans are totally fucked if Democrats actually turn out en masse, and not only in 2018.
     
  29. Hugo Boss

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  30. fucktx

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    Nothing says you’re on the right side of things quite like having the KKK on your side
     
  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    It's really a shame Last Week Tonight has been on hiatus through all of this. Oliver would have a fucking field day.
     
  32. VaxRule

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    As if there won't be more insanity when he returns.
     
  33. Tilly

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    Hey now. I've had a lot of success in Chester and Winnsboro. I love both places, you dick.
     
  34. Doc Louis

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    Congrats on getting max settlements in those doublewide property disputes
     
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  35. indeed

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    Interesting how some of you here deal with ideas and words that don’t fit your frame and confirmation bias: “ban him!” “he’s obviously a troll!”
     
  36. indeed

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    Because she won the popular vote by 3 million, and received the third highest raw vote total in the history of presidential elections?

    Former Secretary of State of the US, former Senator of the most important state after California? A lifetime of advocacy for children’s and women’s rights?
     
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  37. Tilly

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    200k in attorneys fees tyvm. :parrot:
     
  38. indeed

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    What’s your point? I saw that thread earlier today and thought it was timely and a wonderful testament to Obama. I’m probably to the left of most here wrt diversity and inclusion.
     
  39. Gregor

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    There's a guy in Starbucks wearing a Trump toboggan and a "CNN - Fake News" shirt. Freedom of speech but :meh:
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The fact that Clinton could walk circles around Obama is one of your worst new takes, and a lot of them are bad.
     
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  41. indeed

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    So I think Peak Bill Clinton was a more effective politician than Peak Barack Obama. I should be able to have that opinion, as I observed both of their political careers as a fully functioning adult, without being told to fuck off.

    And I voted twice for both of them.
     
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  42. Beeds07

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    False alarm but



    :blessed:
     
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  43. dome foam

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    lost to Donald fucking trump. end of discussion.
     
  44. KNOTT

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    Looking better for the mid terms.
     
  45. KNOTT

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    Not for the people who have lost their jobs! lol
    All this shit you talking, the common man don't give a fuck about. He wants and needs a job.
     
  46. Lorne Malvo

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    "Then what are they?"

    Your base.
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump both should and should not tweet about the false alarm in Hawaii.
     
  48. fucktx

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    The words Clinton and Hillary need some kind of filter on them so indeed looks stupid every time he brings her up
     
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  49. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If only elections were that cut and dry. She won the vote by over 3 million. I think attaching sports ideologies to politics is stupid.