Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Tobias

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    just a funny tweet about the bootstrap mentality and the right's obsession with policing what constitutes a worthy job for a living wage. also enjoyed "tell ben shapiro he inspired the quebec shooter"
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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    glad we've moved on from economic anxiety since it's wildly false

    maybe we'll get to using the appropriate term, racism, soon

     
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  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    what in the actual fuck :roll:click on the pic and read it

    Shu do you subscribe to this theory?

     
  4. bertwing

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    No thank you
     
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  5. brolift

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    JFC its a parody/irony/non serious subreddit where people purposefully propose bad ideas.

    Letting normies online is the greatest crime against humanity in history.
     
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  6. jrmy

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    The subreddit is literally r/shittyconspiracy

    Come on guys
     
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  7. Tobias

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    the only "shitty" conspiracy theory i believe in is that alan jackson, toby keith and lee greenwood formed a country music cabal and did a 9/11 to boost faux-patriotic country music sales
     
  8. three stacks

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    tbh, this makes too much sense to not be true
     
  9. Crepeswithasmile

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    JFC, i only posted that because of how fucking stupid it was, not because i believed it was real. that's why i tagged shu to get his thoughts on it.
     
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  10. Tobias

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    yeah i decided to edit and put quotes around "shitty" so people didnt think it was some joke
     
  11. brolift

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    That's actually real. The real mastermind was Chad Brock that wrote a song about them all coming to the consensus to commit their conspiracy in 1995 titled "She Said Yes"
     
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  12. brolift

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    You didn't write that actual tweet tho essay
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah Molly sucks, tries way too hard to find shit to get likes.
     
  14. Crepeswithasmile

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    huh?
     
  15. brolift

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    I'm complaining about Molly not you JFC
     
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  16. brolift

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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. JGator1

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    Need to work defense contractors in there somewhere but I'm on board
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    Can't imagine doing that for any fucking YouTube celebrity.
     
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  20. Prospector

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    That never happens here.
    :feelsbadman:
     
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  21. Shu

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    But I'm the one who fucks up threads.

    Just like Antifa is anti fascist.
     
  22. Beeds07

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    Because shes a bottom feeder who will do anything for publicity.
     
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  23. Teflon Queen

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    If antifa bothers you why aren’t you bothered by white supremacists?
     
  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :twocents:
     
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  25. Redav

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    I'm guessing you already know the answer to this
     
  26. Doc Louis

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    For everyone who was doing anything else last night, an encore performance, now with shu on drums
     
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  27. Lyrtch

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  28. Prospector

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    dk
    Santa Fe store clerk calls 911 on pre-med student—'because he's black'


    Another day, another racist-ass racist caught on camera being—you guessed it—a racist ass. Today’s shame spiral is brought to you by Allsup’s Convenience Stores, a regional chain that most folks outside of Texas and New Mexico have probably never heard of—until one of their clerks made headlines this weekend for being an overzealous bigot.
    Santa Fe police officers were forced to respond to a completely wasteful 911 call made by an unnamed Allsup’s employee on the evening of August 3. According to cell phone video of the incident provided to local TV station KRQE, the employee abused the emergency service in order to ask police to get Jordan McDowell, 22, out of the store—because he was black.

    “There’s nothing right about this. Racism in America never truly died.”

    McDowell, a pre-med student at Xavier University of Louisiana—an HBCU known for making some damn good doctors—has been visiting The City Different since July, studying Native American culture as part of a summer class. Around 8 PM on Friday, McDowell selected and paid for a package of Sour Patch Kids, then decided that might not be enough junk food to get him through the night.

    As he wandered the aisles looking for other snacks, he realized that the unnamed clerk, whom I’ll call Racist Rhonda because I’m fresh out of candy puns, was watching his every move.

    “She had been in the corner the whole time, watching me.”

    McDowell whipped out his phone and hit “record,” like any seasoned person of color would in today’s racist-ass climate.

    Racist Rhonda then called 911, in an utter waste of an emergency dispatcher’s time. The video only shows one side of the conversation, of course, but thankfully, it’s the important side.

    “I want him out of the store right now. Because he’s being arrogant. Because he’s black.”

    Police spoke with both Racist Rhonda and McDowell, and the visiting student was able to leave without further incident.

    "We took no action as the man did not violate any laws in the City of Santa Fe," a spokesman for Santa Fe PD told Newsweek by email. "We were asked by Allsup's to trespass the individual from the business and our officers did so. No charges were brought against the employee by the man in question, so there’s nothing more we would do.

    "No report was done, as it was a simple trespass and the individual was escorted from the business."

    Racist Rhonda, who remains unnamed and still had a job as recently as Tuesday, seems to have a very different recollection of Friday night’s events.

    KRQE News 13 spoke to the employee seen in McDowell’s video at the store Tuesday. The employee denied speaking of McDowell’s race. After KRQE News 13 showed the employee the video clip, she continued to deny speaking of McDowell’s race, then refused to speak any further about the incident.

    Allsup’s corporate office has refused to comment; however, a man—identifying himself as the store manager—told KRQE that the employee’s behavior was “unacceptable.”

    McDowell, for his part, is keeping positive.

    “This was our first time down here,” said McDowell. “I explored the native lands, I loved it, I enjoyed it, I enjoyed the feasts, seeing the dances, everything of that nature.”

    McDowell, whose goal is to become a surgeon, says he doesn’t harbor bad feelings towards his experience in New Mexico.

    However, he says he wants others to know what happened to him in Santa Fe and encourages others to speak out about their own experiences.

    “I just want everyone to know you still have a voice, you can speak up, you still can do your part and that's what I’m going to continue to do,” said McDowell.

    Wise words, indeed. Here’s hoping Racist Rhonda learns something, too. Yet as these incidents continue to happen again and again and again and again, this latest nonsense raises the question: when will these constant abuses of 911 finally be deemed worthy of punishment?
    Watch the full KRQE segment below:
     
  29. bertwing

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    Because that's different
     
  30. tmbrules

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  31. BWC

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    The God of Abraham works in mysterious ways.
     
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  32. Mix

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    My best friend has large Jew boobs but not like that. Mazels to her bf, not that he needs them.
     
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  33. Lyrtch

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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Old people mIrite
     
  36. bro

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    :laugh: at the idea of politicians debating non-politicians for no reason. Elected officials are elected to represent their district. Not give non-politicians publicity
     
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  37. HoosDaMan

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    I can't stop laughing at these people who are fanboys of Ben Shapiro.
     
  38. NolenStone

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    So you’re saying she’s the one who should debate Ben Shapiro.
     
  39. CUAngler

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    Thread needs a good Friday scoop oclock to get things back on track.
     
  40. three stacks

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    I, for one, enjoyed the entire thread laughing at and shitting on merica
     
  41. Teflon Queen

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    What’s funny is that he’s a joke even by conservative pundit standards
     
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  42. steamengine

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    These are feelings, I demand facts!
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    Dinesh is correct, the liberal MSM have been getting the name wrong this whole time. It's actually "Unite the Reich" and as we all know, Nazis were essentially modern day democrats/socialists.
     
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  44. Tobias

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    glad this patriot is ensuring our elections are safe and sound from libtards and brown people

     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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  46. Lyrtch

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    going to be great when he wins by some tiny number then gets in potential legal trouble for this
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    making the party pay your former employees hush money to own the libs
     
  48. Jax Teller

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    I'm sure I'm way behind on this but I dont see this kind of attack on Kay Ivey from talking head or the right. You know, the elected official refusing to debate any of her political opponents. Hmmmm I wonder why?
     
  49. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sam Seder and the TMB crew really opened my eyes to just how good of a performance artist Jones is.