Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Teflon Queen

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    You leave Waffle House out of this
     
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  2. Lyrtch

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    said you can be a birther not be racist
     
  3. Soup

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    I don’t believe that 100% of the people that intially thought Obama wasn’t born in America was racially motivated.

    So asinine!
     
  4. Soup

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    Sort of...I said initially.
     
  5. Henry Blake

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    Tucker seems like an IHOP kind of guy.
     
  6. Josey Wales

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    Elitist cucks.

    I’d think twice before eating anything prepared in a kitchen with possible illegals, if I were them.
     
  7. steamengine

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    Just once I want someone to get called on using “real America” when referring to Bobby Joe Iowa at the diner.
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    I don’t get it.
     
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  9. Redav

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    That is a long way to go for a terrible joke, Bill
     
  10. Lyrtch

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    its a shame Colbert or someone hasn't had a recurring "real america" segment and visited literally everywhere that's not all white rural communities

    but just do a completely serious segment, because honestly it's a wildly under tapped market for news

    our media internalizes some really grotesque myths about america
     
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  11. steamengine

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    I’m sure I’ll get shit for this but Bourdain was doing it pretty well.
     
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  12. Lyrtch

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    why would you get shit for this tho
     
  13. steamengine

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    I figured some would want him to stick to sports food
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    I'd schedule those people times with bricktops hydraulic press
     
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  16. Teflon Queen

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    Serious, grownup party
     
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  17. slogan119

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    So bad at math and science they don’t even know it would be 1/1,024.

    Unless there’s a lot of incest in that tree.
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is exactly why Bae Warren should have stayed away from wrestling with pigs.

    The test literally showed she has Native American DNA, backing up all her stories, yet she's getting mocked for it.
     
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  19. Josey Wales

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    I’m pretty sure being mocked means nothing anymore.

    It does allow her to tell that fat man pussy to release his taxes since she sacked up. I truly hope she, at some point, tells trump her dick is much bigger than his.
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    And he's not going to do it.

    He's already she he has to personally test her. She's gained nothing
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Nah man, didn't you see that the Cherokee Nation said she isn't a part of their tribe even though she never claimed to be? CHECKMATE LIBS!
     
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  22. Josey Wales

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    Oh you think liar Pocahontas for the next 2 years is not worse than a week of shitty R memes? If I were a woman I’d respect her every time she calls trump out for being a fucking pussy ass bitch.
     
  23. Soup

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    I’m sure Cherokee Nation are devoted Republicans.
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What does this even mean? It only matters if she tried to claim that she was a member of their tribe, somehow this is supposed to be a gotcha.
     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bless you're hear if you think they'll stop.

    They live in their reality
     
  26. Josey Wales

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    Well women will need to save us.

    Not the dumb cunt hardcore conservatives. The ones with souls.
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    this is the dumbest argument

    if you're a low information voter you might like warren having this information when you start to pay attention, you'd be an idiot but ok

    literally no one else cares except as partisan mud throwing
     
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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    New video released by saudi Arabia wrt that journo

    [​IMG]
     
  29. HoosDaMan

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    They don't want a bunch of people claiming to be Cherokee because their ancestry.com DNA kit said they're .05 percent. She never claimed to be part of the tribe.
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. BWC

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    It’s Soup...
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    IIRC Soup said it wasn’t racist.
     
  33. DuckKin

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    Ive argued with Fox News watchers, this wont matter, they have the attention span (and arguing skills) of a gnat.
     
  34. Mister Me Too

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    JFC, Florida get it together.

     
  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    They likely had the polling in those/some areas (that I think I know what youre referencing) correct. What explains the polling error is the makeup/composition for all areas reflected in the poll was weighted incorrectly. The demographics in 2016 were less diverse than anticipated. That is not a polling error, but an error that leads to erroneous polling. It is how you would explain Obama running far ahead of his polling in 2008 or 2016 + will explain Dem House candidates coming closer than expected in some areas in spite of gerrymanders. (Lets ignore the fact the National polling was more or less accurate). Much more intuitive than a quasi Bradley effect.
     
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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  37. prerecordedlive

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    Doing the groundwork to prove a point to anyone that believes Sean Hannity is totally worthless, sadly.

    We need to wait for those people to either die or become disinterested in politics again.

    Oh, and energize the fuck out of our base with candidates that run on things people actually want.
     
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  38. Soup

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    You recall incorrectly.
     
  39. NilesIrish

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    Soup somehow believes birtherism was not racially motivated. That's one of the dumbest takes on this board ever.
     
  40. Soup

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    Once again, wrong.
     
  41. Soup

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    It amazes me how people will just make up anything they want to fit their narrative.
     
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  42. NilesIrish

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    You claim it was not 100% racially motivated. You are wrong. A white dude born in Hawaii who grew up in Chicago would have never endured that shit. He is black and has a funny name. That was it. If his Kenyan dad was white none of that would have happened. Just accept it man.
     
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  43. Chef Goldblum

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    I kind of know Gavin hahah for real.
     
  44. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    MAYBE IF YOU HAD A BIGGER GUN SHE'D NOTICE YOU
     
  45. Soup

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    I claimed that 100% of the people that intially bought into it arent all racists. But you keep spinning them webs bro.
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    what if i told you that to buy into it at all you have to be implicitly racist
     
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  47. Mister Me Too

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    Shit a white dude born in Canada, with dual citizenship until the year he was running for president, didn’t even have to endure that kind of treatment.
     
  48. Soup

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    Then you’d be wrong.
     
  49. Lyrtch

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    how

    and why do you choose this hill to die on, it feels...personal
     
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