Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    I had a run in with a US Marshall the other night at a party. He started telling me about all the stuff he knows, and about how trump is necessary, and if I knew what he knows I wouldn’t have wanted killary.

    Basically cops are the worst.
     
  2. VaxRule

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    He sounds like a member of the deep state working to overthrow the wishes of the people because he knows better.
     
  3. Jc6

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    Does Trumps statements about Mattis indicate to anyone else that he may have been the OP-ED writer?
     
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  4. soulfly

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    What? Quoted again for some context:

    "The United States voted against this resolution because of broader concerns with the resolution’s approach in condemning the death penalty in all circumstances and calling for its abolition.”

    Abolishing the death death penalty based simply on sexual orientation is a slippery slope? Would you care to offer up a take on the bolded? Beyond just saying “I’m not a big death penalty guy, but here’s the reason...”? Do you think that’s a stance grounded in any sort of merit?
     
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  5. soulfly

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    This is quite a position to take. How much of this “African American DNA” you working with here?
     
  6. soulfly

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    Can we just give worst Vancouver to Oregon and call it good? In exchange, Washington will take on best Vancouver.
     
  7. Duck70

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    No
     
  8. Duck70

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    Gresham trash.
     
  9. soulfly

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    They’re mostly doing commerce in and around Portland. They’re yours.

    But seriously, they’re weird fucking people and Idaho should come and claim them.
     
  10. Soup

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    I’m at .3% somehow.
     
  11. soulfly

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    Speaking of Idaho :ohholkyfuck:

    If you click the link, you’re getting the whole image shebang

    https://www.npr.org/2018/10/15/6574...cized-for-killing-family-of-baboons-in-africa

    Dude killed a family of baboons and posed them as such, including a dead juvenile baboon posed on its mother’s lap

    “Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner Blake Fischer reportedly has agreed to step down after sharing photos of himself in Africa posing with a "family of baboons" that he said he killed.

    In a resignation letter to Idaho Gov. C. L. "Butch" Otter, Reuters reports that "Fischer cited poor judgment in posting the images."

    "I recently made some poor judgments that resulted in sharing photos of a hunt in which I did not display an appropriate level of sportsmanship and respect for the animals I harvested," he reportedly wrote.

    In his letter, "Fischer went on to apologize to the hunters and anglers of Idaho and expressed the hope that 'my actions will not harm the integrity and ethic' of the state's wildlife agency."

    In one of his hunting photos, Fischer smiles as he props up the heads of two baboons, with a young animal sitting in another baboon's lap. The photos are part of an email that was initially acquired by the Idaho Statesmanthrough a public information request filed with the governor's office.”
     
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  12. HoosDaMan

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    I don't think I want to see it. What a pos that guy must be to do that to those animals.
     
  13. Beeds07

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  14. NilesIrish

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    I might join just so I can tell any matches that they need to go sit on pumpkin stem.
     
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  15. slogan119

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    The worsing apologizes for sharing photos, not of the act itself. What a fucking scumbag.
     
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    lmao the city calls the fascism "first amendment activities"
     
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  18. London Humphreys

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  19. Beeds07

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    The second is the only Amendment they care about.
     
  20. NilesIrish

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  21. tmbrules

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    Just re-checked. Im a full 1.1% Sub-saharan African.

    I just can't imagine how she thought it would be a good idea to release that report? It really backfired on her. Very poor decision making

     
  22. prerecordedlive

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    I feel emasculated by Patriot Prayer and the Proud Boys.

    I don’t know how to fight. All I know how to do anymore is hold babies and sort recyclables. I feel like a sitting duck.
     
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  23. Mister Me Too

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    It’s like I’m looking into 2025.
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. wes tegg

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    Right on cue:

     
  26. wes tegg

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    I still can’t get over how stupid this move was for Warren.
     
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  27. tmbrules

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    She is trying to go punch for punch with Trump on twitter. Thats exactly what he wants her to do, and a fight she won't win as evidenced by the poor decision making in proving her own Pocahontas lie. Its incredible, like watching a full meltdown in slow motion.
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    Yesterday I was a little concerned that we lived in a world where the US was complicit in turning a blind eye to a murderous regime killing a journalist for being critical of it just because said regime is buying stuff from the US and its president. Today, I feel very relieved to learn that his wasn’t a murder, but simply the result of some OSHA violations in the workplace.
     
  29. Beeds07

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    The timing was awful. Every day Democrats treat Trump like Breeland Speaks treated Tom Brady.

    You had him covering for a Saudi murder, and now this shit will dominate headlines.
     
  30. VaxRule

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    Nah
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. NoNatty

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    nice humble brag about being a responsible adult.
     
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  33. Lyrtch

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    friendly reminder the future of the republican party are overt white nationalists in the mold of Trump

    the sneaky bigotry of pre-trump republicans is never returning, it's all on front street now
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not sure why she didn’t just go through the tribe and bureau of Indian affairs to get it all done.
     
  35. Brocktoon

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    because we're a nation of idiots, this will make her unelectable
     
  36. VaxRule

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    This is literally nothing different than would have happened without the dna test.

    Except now she can actually point to a Native American ancestor and call Trump a welsher. If she’s unelectable today because we have a nation of idiots, she was always unelectable.
     
  37. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Settle down, Donald Trump won a presidential election. I think it’s safe to say outside of him winning re-election there is no way in our future we could elect a worse person to be president. Kid Rock would at least be more entertaining as he’d be wasted at summits and stuff.
     
  38. pez

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    Especially when it contradicts her family’s story.
     
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  39. Redav

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    I don't really see the DNA thing being that big of a deal. The right will mud sling about anything. If voters are more motivated by that than policy you probably weren't going to win their vote anyway.
     
  40. DollarBillHokie

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    Anyone that cares Warren isn’t a Native American wasn’t going to vote for her any way. This is a non event. Somehow, in the world of Trump, this is bigger news than the president committing tax fraud for decades.
     
  41. cutig

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    This literally doesn't change a thing. People who would never consider voting for her will still not vote for her. If someone cites this as a reason to not vote for her they are outing themselves as a Ben Shapiro follower level idiot.
     
  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    There is a specific reason for this.
     
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    Jesus man, it doesn't matter to these people.

    Everyone literally already made up their mind. Now she's going to be mocked relentlessly bc they have already decided her test was bad
     
  44. wes tegg

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    I think she’s so out of touch that she thought it would be some kind of “gotcha!”

    The frustrating thing is that the genuinely offensive part of the Pocahontas trope is the presumption that Native Americans and women are able to jump in line for preferential treatment and those who are successful got there for a reason other than merit. Why not attack from that angle instead of playing his game and taking a meaningless test?
     
  45. laxjoe

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    i for one believe him
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  47. wes tegg

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    She had nothing to win. Why do it?
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    Hopefully this was all a setup to unveil her new nicknames for him, “Deadbeat Donnie” and/or “Donnie Doesn’t Pay His Debts.”