Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Mister Me Too

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    Always bring your bone saw with you in case you get into a fight:

     
  2. indeed

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    VA-07 is R+6. I want that and VA-10.

    It’s going to be pathetic seeing Trump and team MAGA claim every swing to Dem is illegitimate because fraud, bused in illegals, interference by Mueller, the Chinese, etc.
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    was using 538 partisan lean vs Cook
     
  4. Lyrtch

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  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! HE JUST KNOCKED THAT DUDE THE FUCK OUT! WHICH MOTHER FUCKER GONNA BONE SAW THIS ASSHOLE. BONE SAW HIM FOR THE VINE!
     
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  6. ned's head

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  7. ned's head

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    There are places that don't have a whole foods?
     
  8. NCHusker

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    Just rural areas basically
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    look at this urban liberal bubble dweller
     
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  10. afb

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  11. Lyrtch

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    didn't he just announce he wasn't going to change his re-election campaign or resign a day ago?
     
  12. DollarBillHokie

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    I don't want to live in a world where that is a possibility.
     
  13. Arkadin

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    He broke that law about looking at a moose from an airplane. He's fucked
     
  14. Jimmy McGill

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    I saw Kornacki talking about how KY-6 is one of the earliest data points to watch for a wave. They close the polls at 6 pm, tied with Indiana for earliest. And the district is +10.5 more Republican than the nation. 538 is saying it's a 50/50 call right now.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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  16. Lyrtch

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    the issue is if its as tight as predicted we won't know, if its +/- 5 is when it'd be a really interesting data point
     
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  17. IvanTheTerrible

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    Niggas fucked
     
  18. Jimmy McGill

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    edit- Found the scene.
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. slogan119

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    IL-6 voter here

    :dennard:
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    Super glad so many retirees around Sarasota and Lee counties were able to mail in their ballots so quickly.
     
  22. Lyrtch

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  23. cutig

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    Fuck that pussy. Ben sassy is the absolute worst
     
  24. steamengine

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    Wait, UVA has only had 9 presidents?
     
  25. cutig

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    That's awesome.

    ACC ACC ACC
     
  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    even the Mormon Republicans are Gerrymandering

     
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  27. The Banks

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    I called this the day his Lt. Gov dropped out. Also got the lead on this an hour before it dropped but was in a meeting and couldn’t give TMB the scoop.

    Begich, the Dem, promised Walker, the current Independent Gov, he could run the new pipeline initiative (which has always been his dream).

    This gives the Dems a great shot at picking up another governorship. Dunleavy, the Republican candidate, is trash.
     
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  29. Schadenfred

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    Kushner probably offered up the excuse to MBS as a trial run for when Donnie invites Ronan into the Oval Office for a "talk."

    Donnie: "You wouldn't believe how fast Rabid Ronan was coming at me! He's a LUNATIC! You could see there was Blood coming out of his eyes! Blood coming out of his wherever!"
     
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  30. afb

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  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    1,000,000 fucking jobs :roll:
     
  33. kennypowers

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    I don’t know if any of y’all follow the Navy Times on Facebook, but the comments are an absolute shitshow. I guess no more so than foxnews, it’s just different to actually put faces to these lunatics.

     
  34. Lyrtch

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    "show me how trumps racist"

     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    I assume this video has been posted before, but it is a good primer on one of the reasons we support Saudi Arabia.
     
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  36. Schadenfred

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    Those 1 million jobs will be new troops enlisted when we invariably wage war against the newest iteration of ISIS/Al Qaida/Mujahideen that will be formed from Yemenis whose families have been decimated by American-made bombs lobbed from KSA forces.
     
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  37. SenatorClayDavis

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    I look forward to the slew of new Democrat voters this ugly episode surely created.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

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    There's absolutely 0 chance Trump has even read the Saudi's explanation
     
  39. Lyrtch

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    do i check the us infant mortality rank or skip it and enjoy my evening

    i do remember texas' has been getting worse from our already pitiful rank
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    oh hey just ahead of serbia
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Probably should've just said "my granddaughter."
     
  42. afb

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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    He can't read, much less read Arabic
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    i love the idea that this was some small rogue operation but they had 15 dudes show up at precisely the right time, one of which was allegedly some kind of surgeon who had chopped bodies up before, and now they had a dude ready to dispose of the body
     
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  45. Joe_Pesci

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  46. chuckmasterflex

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    I guess I can't expect the CIA to post the "fight" audio to Worldstar.
     
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  47. BellottiBold

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    The replies to Sasse's idiocy are real solid

    edit - actually the replies to Hayes's response...






     
  48. Lorne Malvo

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  49. joe-

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    “shock and awe-some conversation” is the winner