Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

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    God I hope they get Hannity too...

     
  2. aisle seven

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    Spoiler alert: the guest was Mike Huckabee
     
  3. VaxRule

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    That is a fantastic picture to go with that headline. A+ editing work there
     
  4. VaxRule

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    I would watch this.
     
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  5. infected donkey

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    ~4
     
  6. Mister Me Too

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    So basically we are going to continue to do what's already being done and tell Trump it's a new and imaginative way of protecting the border so he can pound his chests to his base.
     
  7. HoosDaMan

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    Blow v. Lord

     
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  8. London Humphreys

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    Yep. That was the bitch slap I referenced.
     
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  9. VaxRule

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    I feel like there's a second half to this that would be equally good viewing.
     
  10. London Humphreys

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    I love the mocking laugh at spicey's unemployment comment.

    Edit:

    2:42

    Needs to be a gif.
     
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  11. CTownND

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    The pivot to "the wall is a metaphor" happening by the end of April is incredible
     
  12. afb

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  13. ohhaithur

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  14. cutig

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    It'd be more popular with their supporters if they called it what it actually was - a christian liberty executive order. The moment a person is kicked out of a business for being a christian, there would be a shitstorm. The moment a christian kicks a gay person out of their shop, there will be a celebration for their liberty.
     
  15. ohhaithur

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    I'm going to become an uber driver just so I can deny service to Christians
     
  16. cutig

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    Wear a turban and shit while you do. Film it. It'll be on every major news network within hours.
     
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  17. Magneto

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    Christians in this country are some of the worst people we have, only really outdone by those who pander to their discriminatory beliefs.
     
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  18. Mister Me Too

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    I can't believe you guys are worked up about this, executive orders like this is exactly what is needed in this country in order to protect the institution of marriage.

    Said by people who voted for a man whose on wife #3, admitted to sexual assault while mic'd up and whose constantly making sexual comments about his own daughter.
     
  19. Pelican Grove

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    Has everyone talked about April 26 yet?

     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm tired of those fucking Canadians always peddling their soft lumber and milk in our faces.
     
  21. dome foam

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    remember remember the 26th of april
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

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    I'm dubious but fuck it let's go down the conspiracy route
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah the video they posted was only uploaded today. Might need a little more evidence of this supposed hijack.
     
  24. Pelican Grove

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    Yeah let's start this shit:

    So what happens? Remember pure conspiracy.

    Russia and China have been colluding this entire time. Both would love to see the United States wiped off.

    Cyberattacks hit hard April 26, banks, Wall Street down. Chaos ensues.

    Ok I'll let someone pick it up from there.
     
  25. bwi2

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    I'm glad we are reprising against the fourth largest Canadian export to the United States because someone read an article to Trump about how very unfair dairy pricing was making it "impossible" for literally 75 farmers running multi-million dollar operations to be profitable (when it's entirely possible that oversupply in the United States is much more responsible for the dairy farmer's inability to sell).
     
  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    how about the entire world? Christian-majority/ruled nations just spent the last century slaughtering each other, persecuting other christians and other faiths. The unicorn Caucasian Christian variety, to boot.
     
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  27. Magneto

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    Fair enough point, Christians in general are just the worst.
     
  28. steamengine

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    "We can't hold him accountable for what he said in 'the art of the deal' because he didn't write it".

    Spicey, eventually
     
  29. Magneto

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    Which eventually morphs into "We can't hold him accountable for anything because he suffers from affluenza."
     
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  30. cutig

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    Everyone pays attention to us bombing NK while Russia hits the west coast with an EMP from their artic base
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Corey is running for Governor of Virginia.

     
  32. Lyrtch

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    Isn't Corey the wannabe Trump that is going to get slaughtered because he doesn't have the decades of built up celebrity and weird cultural importance trump had?
     
  33. bro

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  34. Joe Louis

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    Bwahahahaha Trump is giving in on the border wall??? #SOTIREDOFWINNING #MAGA :loldog:
     
  35. Jax Teller

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    Use them on our bases in Iraq and Afghan too. Always got nervous on days when they brought them down for repair/maintenance.

    They damn sure ain't gonna stop people from crossing the border though.
     
  36. Jax Teller

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    This sounds like an amazing plan of action for me if they actually do this.
     
  37. Mister Me Too

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    What if we put Mike Pence's face on them? No way will people try their luck when they see the resolve on Pence's face.
     
  38. Prospector

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    I think it is to track and then deploy one of the new klucker hires nearby to kill I mean run the over I mean turn them around
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    so this guy is from Minnesota

    related

     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  41. NilesIrish

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    So we are going to use our existing fence and blimps, but we are going to throw up some of those motion detector lights you see on tv, boom. Wall.

    Oh and fuck Trump for taking away my bags of milk.
     
  42. SD_Irish

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    I just imagine Trump sitting there in his urine soaked adult diapers, cluelessly asking his advisers, "OK guys, what can I bomb or ban today so that more people like me?"

    Staff: "You could levy a punitive tariff on milk and soft lumber. From Canada."

    Donald: "Done. Now, am I the best? Tell me I'm the best. I need to know I'm the best."

    Staff: "Now sir, we have to warn you that..."

    Donald: "Shhhhh. I'm the boss, not you. Now turn on Fox News. They'll cheer me up."
     
  43. bertwing

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    This is me too. Waiting on the world to end sucks
     
  44. bertwing

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    Seriously almost fell out of my chair laughing at fucking blimps patrolling the border

    They have to be doing this shit on purpose
     
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  45. soulfly

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    I, for one, am going to miss the random Goodyear shots over sporting events :tebow:
     
  46. indeed

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    A fleet of airships was always part of the plan, and all of this did happen. Now being assigned to border airspace.

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    Hearing an EO may be issued to establish a federal jobs program for economically anxious communities in the Rust Belt and Deep South. First preference will be given to able bodied men of Northern European descent who can lift 40 pounds, and who are interested in learning about flamethrower technology. After a one week training period battalions of flamethrowers will be deployed to monitor the March for Science on April 29th in various locations across the country. After Trump tweets “They’re fired!” the flamethrowers will unleash streams of flaming hell upon the protesters, incinerating and/or disfiguring many. Mike Pence will observe the proceedings from above in the Official Trump/Pence 2020 Zeppelin, with much pleasure and delight. Trump will be too scared to board the airship, but the Prime Minister of Japan will be forced to join Mike Pence, and upon landing Trump will coerce the Prime Minister to admit that what he just witnessed was in fact more impressive and beautiful than the 1945 firebombing of Tokyo. The flamethrower battalions will be moved to reserve status, as it is assumed that protest activity will significantly decrease thereafter. Participants may then elect to apply for the many recently vacated science oriented positions.

    #31940 indeed, Feb 2, 2017
     
  47. BROADWAY JOE

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    All this nonsense you guys post, the tweets the derogatory statements... democratic representative Bob Beckle, no fan of trump, admits if the economy and jobs grow, no matter what wrong trump has done he will easily be elected again in 2020.

    He also thinks that this next cycle the democrats will have 8-10 candidates running and their next presidential candidate will be someone we have never heard of. He believes the party will turn to a younger more representative of the new democratic party.
     
  48. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    The only problem with this is that it means Donald trump had something planned out 6 months in advance. I don't believe that for a second.