Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    lol at a Republican being “technically correct” about anything these days.
     
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  2. bertwing

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    Someone call the doctor my side literally split open from laughter
     
  3. NYGator

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    No Republican would ever have that data. Joke is totally flawed.
     
  4. Bruce Bowen

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    "Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

    This sounds a lot like what Obama inherited.
     
  5. three stacks

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    my sides split after I committed seppeku after reading that post
     
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  6. jrmy

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    Imagine being so stupid you believe yourself to be smart.
     
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  7. Prospector

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    and the cops were already nearby
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

    ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

    ”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

    The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

    ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

    Semper Fi.
     
  9. Tobias

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    thank u for ur service, marine todd
     
  10. jrmy

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  11. Barves2125

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    "The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly" gave me a hearty laugh.
     
  12. Lyrtch

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  13. CUAngler

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  14. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    I actually play golf a few times a month at that golf course :facepalm:
     
  15. brolift

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    No shit.
    The US launders a shitload of money.
    We've got pretty secretive banking laws, right behind the Swiss.
    And the entire banking system is fully supported by the government if it ever goes to shit.
     
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  16. Redav

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    It's almost like it's that way on purpose
     
  17. GCock

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  18. brolift

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    1. Create tiny empire
    2. Maintain and bigly expand Empire by making entire continent dependent on your military while installing dictators for the browns in warmer countries your white ass can't stand the weather in
    3. Use empire to push your currency to be global standard
    4. currency becomes de facto black market currency
    5. Have big ass bank system to hold all the ill gotten gains from empire
    6. Let big as bank system accept that black market currency, but low key only
    7. ?????
    8. Profit
     
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  19. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Re:Re:Re:re:Re:Re:Re:Re:re:Re:Re:Re: THIS IS LIBERAL LOGIK (I STAND)
     
  20. brolift

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    Takes like this are so goddamned annoying.
    You don't have to completely endorse someone's entire existence and all of their opinions to draw inspiration and learn from them.
     
  21. Tobias

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    what does bill have to do with hillary correctly pointing out that lebron is a really good human

    gcock is a true wonder
     
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  22. brolift

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    You just don't understand what it means to be pure and a patriot.
     
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  23. cutig

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    The g stands for geriatric. It’s not his fault, he’s just old and stupid.
     
  24. Jc6

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    Just another example of the lengths the republicans will go to retain power. This type of shit is the reason why the Democratic Party should stop pandering to moderating forces.



     
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  25. soulfly

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    I’m skeptical anyone will proceed with throwing this shit back into anything. Companies still aren’t done paying out for the effects from decades ago.
     
  26. Jc6

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  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ironically located in the town of Winnsboro :roll:
     
  28. jrmy

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  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    a third of this country thinks donald trump is a good christian man who is doing a fantastic job as president. nothing is off the table going forward.
     
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  30. jrmy

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  31. Crepeswithasmile

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  32. jrmy

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    Don’s massive Big Mac shits broke the plumbing
     
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  33. Prospector

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    [​IMG]
     
  34. VaxRule

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    Make mesothelioma lawyers great again.
     
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  35. jrmy

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    Hi I’m Rudolph P Giuliani. Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with MESOTHELIOMA?
     
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  36. Jigga

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    She doubled down
     
  37. Mister Me Too

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    GCock is this one of those smart republicans, from your chain email, that’s always ready to own libs with facts?
     
  38. NilesIrish

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    This asbestos thing is hilariously sad. I myself have had to accept millions of dollars worth of bids for abatement that I then have to mark up and pass the cost on for renovation projects. It's so damn stupid to roll back anything asbestos related..
     
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  39. Marty Kaan

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    public = govt
    private = corporations that can be owned via stocks

    no?
     
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  40. NilesIrish

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    She's dumb.
     
  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Hi. Environmental consultant checking in... we occasionally find it in shit (new products) that it is supposed to be banned in, so I have no doubt it will start popping up in shit it isn’t supposed to be in. There’s also the question of asbestos or asbestiform mineral contaminants in products that were starting to see regulatory guidance based on toxicology (contamination in talc, mica, vermiculite, etc)... no chance of this now.
    Another generation of construction / industrial workers (and their families) at risk from minerals that were known to be deadly 100 years ago.
     
  42. Barves2125

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    And as loud as she can be about it. That's kinda conservative Twitter in a nutshell these days.
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    A 60 year old white coworker referred to El-Sayed as the bombmaker today.
     
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  44. brolift

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    hey u wanna give me a TMB coupon code deal i can use on my next abatement project?
     
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  45. NilesIrish

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    FB has been a real treat.
     
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  46. Brocktoon

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    report him to HR